Does Tony Abbott do anything other than bitch, blame & say inappropriate shit? Oh wait... He wears lollybags!
permalink@chrisjon6 @latikambourkeflag burning =champion stuff tony abbott = responsible for riot fuck that flag heres a real one [-O-]
permalink#auspol Anderson says that Tony Abbott should have protected the PM when they were scaring shit out of her.
permalinkwell didn't take Tony Abbott to bitch about what happen hell Gillard should have left his sorry arse there
permalinkThe gall of Tony Abbott is incredible as he demands answers about what a #staffer said. For fuck's sake, man, you touched it off yourself!
permalinkFuck Tony Abbott is right. It is interesting that he was not taken by surpise, I agree.
permalinkTony Abbott is a boy scout toucher for saying that shit, but burning the flag is weak too. Fuck everyone
permalink@BernardKeane@VincoFivefuck off to Greens Fantasyland where your wet fream is Tony Abbott - Adele Carles showed her true colours
permalink#ShitList Tony Abbott. (For the benefit of the rest of the world he is a racist sexist shit who wants to be Prime Minister of Australia.)
permalinkThe interview was on 2SM on 25th. Pyne is full of shit about PMs office releasin details of where LOTO will be. http://t.co/nKiWw4dQ #auspol
permalink@MsNellyThomas It proves more ppl hate the dumb shit Tony Abbott spews even more than the evil shit spat by Alan Jones. Huge ask, that.
permalinkFucking Dog RT @BenFordham Press secretary to Julia Gillard RESIGNS over tip off to protesters about location of Tony Abbott (and the PM)
permalinkWhat Tony Abbott's shoes say about him: "I wish he wouldn't spit-polish us with that fucking idiot mouth of his".
permalink@MizfitSPTony Abbott is a cunt. He's better than no one. Hell, at the last election I voted for 'Mudkip'.
permalinkTony Abbott talks shit. All the time. #shutupTony
permalinkTony Abbott. Always stirring up shit in our society.
permalinkTony Abbott wants us to judge him on what he said, not what others say he said. Which is odd, because what he said made him look like a cunt
permalink@legsiderule then there's all the efforts of Tony Abbott who just says everything Labor do is shit without offering alternatives
permalinkYou have got that right! Tony Abbott is as cunning as a shit house Rat!
permalinkOh do go fuck yourself gently with a chainsaw Tony Abbott.
permalinkI have never been so convinced that Tony Abbott is an arsehole as I am today, and that's saying something. How about some humility, Abbott?
permalinkGood one media, play up the incident but don't mention Tony Abbott's verbal fuck up which incited the response. #auspol #tentembassy
permalinkGeoffry Rush , Australian of the Year. Tony Abbott, Drop Kick of the Year. Manipulating arsehole!
permalink@GirlVertiginouseat! Drink! And to the fuck with wanker xenophobe Tony Abbott
permalinkThis is why Australia is shit.. RT @RicardMaggot Am I the only person agreeing with Tony Abbott and Rodney Hogg today? RT if you agree also
permalinkGod tony Abbott is a fucking idiot. I actually hate that man. Absolutely no respect for him or the party he represents.
permalinkFor lifelong services to commerce & desperation in selling his arse for the Prime Ministership - Tony Abbott #UnAustralianOfTheYear #auspol
permalinkCheck out Tony Abbott in those photos today, not even giving a fuck
permalinkfuck Tony Abbott
permalinktony Abbott, un-Australian? Racist bastard
permalinkLOL Oh Tony Abbott, you've got yourself in some shit now! I think it's best if you just return to the jungle, dude. \uD83D\uDC35\uD83D\uDC12
permalinkFinally Tony Abbott finally puts his arse in his mouth again and puts his worst foot forward re: Tent Embassy.
permalinkSome people are fucking idiots! It was very nice of Julia Gillard to ensure that Tony Abbott was escorted out safely as well! #
permalinkFUCK Tony Abbott. there I said it. Racist and sexist. leave the Aboriginal tent embassy alone.
permalinkNormal people think you know what Tony Abbott may have point after today's violence. The media says the opposite. You're fucking insane!
permalinkwa wa wa waaaahmp (& a cymbal) -> @JLLLOW I would start a blog called "Shit Tony Abbott Says" but it wouldn't be funny
permalinkShit RT @9NewsBrisbane Here is an amazing AAP picture of police escorting the PM to her car. Tony Abbott's there too. http://t.co/YA1nmu9t
permalinkTony Abbott, you're a fucking idiot http://t.co/hKSIHc4a
permalinkPuh-lease. Tomic is the least of my concern. Tony Abbott is a fucking disgrace and should learn when to shut the fuck up.
permalink\u201CJulia Gillard needs to do a bit of rugby training. Tony Abbott needs to... I dunno... Learn when to shut the fuck up, I suppose.\u201D
permalinkTony Abbott is a real arsehole
permalinkWhat's the problem with a few tents. The anglo footprint in that area is much larger. Tony Abbott is a greedy white prick. #thedrum
permalinkJulia Gillard needs to do a bit of rugby training. Tony Abbott needs to... I dunno... Learn when to shut the fuck up, I suppose.
permalinkAfter Julia Gillard suggests they pull together, Tony Abbott smirks and raises his eyebrows. You EFFING PRICK! #auspol
permalinkTony Abbott, the real arsehole - http://t.co/TxdeLvN7 #auspol
permalink@DrewBowie @lokifiedhear hear. Total free pass to use in that situation. Tony Abbott is indeed a cunt.
permalinkTony Abbott again highlights the insensitive cunt acts so prolific with conservatism #auspol
permalinkI think it's important to point out today that Tony Abbott says shit like that all the time.
permalink@DrewBowie cunt is a perfectly great word for vagina. But a bit disrespectful to cunts to compare them to Tony Abbott.
permalinkAnd the #Oscar goes to... Tony Abbott! For acting like he he doesn't have a care in the fucking world. #beyondmoronic
permalinkTony Abbott is an arse. Not saying its right to threaten people but he didn't not deserve it. #HiAFP
permalinkI don't excuse the protesters behavior AT ALL (disgusting), but Tony Abbott is a FUCKING IDIOT for suggesting the closure on AUS DAY
permalinkThe other day, I said I was no longer going to use the "C" word. Time to let it out in one last blaze of glory. Tony Abbott is a cunt.
permalinkWhat a fucking storm in a Tea Cup! Julia Gillard and Tony Abbott are grand standing Drama Queens #auspol
permalinkWith that said, Tony Abbott is a cunt.
permalinkTony Abbott. Fuck off already.
permalinkTony Abbott you fucking twat piece of shit #sovereignty #solidarity #auspol
permalinkWhy doesn't Tony Abbott just fuck off to America and join the Republican party already? Ignorant nit.
permalinkyou arrogant dicklord, tony abbott... can't even manage to keep your ignorant, entitled shit to yourself for #australiaday.
permalink\u201C@abcnews Dozens of police escort Julia Gillard and Tony Abbott... surrounded by angry protesters http://t.co/8xawbAjF\u201D Jeez, shit got real
permalinkThe more I look at Tony Abbott in http://t.co/MKPV8MC7 the more I can imagine him saying to himself "Hey look at the shit I started" #auspol
permalinkTony Abbott's racist shit almost gets the PM killed when it was HIM the protestors wanted. And he does FUCK ALL to help protect her #auspol
permalinkVideo footage Shows Tony Abbott does nothing to help keep the protestors away from the PM. What a cowardly arsehole, he CAUSED the shitstorm
permalink@AlboMPnext time tell your speech writer to use best line from Amer. Pres. - "let's take [Tony Abbott] out back & beat the shit out of him"
permalinkFor lifelong services to commerce & desperation in selling his arse for the Prime Ministership - Tony Abbott #UnAustralianOfTheYear #auspol
permalinkno they won't... but nobody can deny that Tony Abbott opposed the flood levy #arsehole #auspol
permalinkFor lifelong services to commerce, & desperation in selling his arse for the Prime Ministership - Tony Abbott #UnAustralianOfTheYear #auspol
permalinkTony Abbott's repeated use of the phrase "Shit Happens" is blatant plagiarism of Forrest Gump ...
permalinkFor shit that happened - Tony Abbott #UnAustralianOfTheYear
permalinkSo is Tony Abbott the 'big name' who was to visit Tamworth today. What a fucking disappointment #tcmf
permalinkIs Tony Abbott being sexualized when he gets shit for the budgie smugglers stuff? Does being sexualized necessarly mean ur being oppressed?
permalink\u201C@FailAU Bowen dribbling shit on #730report #auspol\u201D He mentioned the opposition and Tony Abbott about 35 times...
permalinkThe biggest whinging pommy bastard of all time has been Tony Abbott...
permalink"@2FBS If you are male aged 18 to 50 and you dislike Tony Abbott you are in the minority. @Phillip1 I hate the cunt , I am a minority
permalinkGet Tony Abbott into Government NOW ,,,,, I'm sick of seeing this fucking cocksucking uneducated lying red headed bitch ruining this country
permalinkThat quote from a 2005 interview Tony Abbott did with Laurie Oakes, Transcript here http://t.co/EZAbeYgD Lying bastard #auspol
permalinkChris Barrie to Tony Abbott: Go Fuck Yourself.
permalink@SusanneA72 So it wasn't tony abbott who said he would sell his Arse to become Prime minister?
permalinkYou Bastard Tony Abbott bailouts for companies that sack auto works. And get this ignorant asshat calls it Lavish. http://t.co/cNqSAY1Q
permalink#gillardsongs to Tony Abbott. am i ever going to see your face again. no way get fucked fuck off
permalinkDear Tony Abbott . You fucking racist! No wonder so few Australians like you.
permalink@CubicSplineIf The Indies had accepted Tony Abbott's offer to sell his arse to gain the PMship, would you be upset if he reneged? #auspol
permalink@bjacko8 Tony Abbott, you have got to be joking, he would plunge us deeper into the shit.
permalink"@MissBaileyWoof News Flash- Tony Abbott offers his arse to Indonesia #takemyboats" too funny not to retweet
permalinkNews Flash- Tony Abbott offers his arse to Indonesia #takemyboats
permalink"fuck off we're full" now official liberal party policy http://t.co/mXu7rDQ1
permalinkI liked a @YouTubevideo http://t.co/r0Y2gcZz Fuck You Tony Abbott
permalinkTony Abbott would say some wild shit during sex.
permalink\u201C@balkandishlex @upulie@zombiemaono, i think it's "i won't support the ALP, but fuck Tony Abbott".\u201D yes. That's it.
permalink@zombiemaono, i think it's "i won't support the ALP, but fuck Tony Abbott".
permalinkThere'll be a big bastard dryer at the laundromat which'll give you lots of time to play artwiculate and defame Tony Abbott! :-)
permalink@TonyAbbottMHRTony Abbott couldn't crack a funny joke if he life depended on it... stick to just saying NO because shit happens #auspol
permalinkwhat a fucking twat http://t.co/920PTE6K
permalinkAnd you're a paranoid drug-abusing lower than shark shit defender of woman bashers. RT @chrismurphysTony Abbott's a Murdoch plant #auspol
permalinktrending now: World War Web / Bernie / The Dog / Yeah / Tony Abbott / Yep / Channel 7.. fuck this I'm outta here :(
permalinkWhy the fuck is Tony Abbott trending?
permalinkTony Abbott #ABCNews24 #AusPol #NoCommentRequired I suppose 'SHIT HAPPENS' doesn't it Mr Abbott?
permalinkOh tony Abbott what will you say next? Shit happens?
permalinkTony Abbott has to be the only political desperado recorded as saying that he'd sell his arse to be PM #auspol
permalinkSo apparently Tony Abbott's foot slipped off his bike pedal and into his stupid fucking mouth #trippedandfellexcuses #concordia
permalinkTony Abbott is a wing-nutted fuck knuckle.
permalinkJust banter like shit happens. Moron. Tony Abbott jokes about Costa Concordia sinking in interview | Herald Sun http://t.co/UpKpuczZ #auspol
permalinkTony Abbott, the man who brought you "shit happens", strikes again: http://t.co/HWtWls3g
permalinkTony Abbott is a moron. A complete fucking moron.
permalink@JIZL tony abbott is a stupid prick anyway so who gives a shit lololol
permalinkTony Abbott makes a jk, shit happens.... juliar makes promices and doesnt keep them also costing me as a taxpayer, i know what id rather
permalink@Emilio4j Tony Abbott or Horse Shit what would be worse ? I'd say Abbott ;)
permalinkTony Abbott made a stupid joke about boats today. In other news, stepping in horse shit is unpleasant.
permalinkoh my god tony abbott is fucking stupid. ahhhh
permalink@AndrewBGreene what a prick Tony Abbott is who in their right mind would ever vote for him
permalinkI could say how I feel about Tony Abbott but I'll just end up spluttering a lot. And saying fuck. A lot.
permalinkTony Abbott, shame on you mate, people died on that ship you fucking tool. http://t.co/EkUZk9kz
permalinkPeople lambasting Tony Abbott about his dumb comment need to move on...as Tony says when Aussie troops are killed...shit happens #sarcasm
permalinkI love the fact that when Tony Abbott is not sloganeering, he is very easy to get off message and starts talking shit
permalink#abcnews Tony Abbott showing his true colours again - making a joke about the Costa Concordia disaster! He is a sick bastard!
permalinkCunt RT @abcnews Tony Abbott is under fire after joking about the Italian cruise liner disaster http://t.co/bcgcR1ak
permalinkPrefered leader, my arse: RT @roooney3: Tony Abbott showing the piece of trash that he is. http://t.co/e1k9RBku #auspol
permalinkI've got s' slogan for every party except the libs in the next federal election. "Tony Abbott, is this cunt serious?" What do you think?
permalinkHere's to Tony Abbott for his charming comments on the Italian cruise ship deaths. Congratulations for being an insensitive fuck.
permalinkOmg tony abbott fever it so fucking high
permalinkFrom @CarlKatterand then,then it hit me in the face.Shit-from the top, the zealots foaming at the mouth because of Tony Abbott's ascension.
permalinkWhat would Tony Abbott do? Who the fuck knows. He wouldn't recognise a policy if he tripped over one. Maybe he'll buy one B4 2013 #auspol
permalinkIf "Neither of the above" was an option on ballot papers or political polling - Both Tony Abbott & Julia Gillard would be in serious shit...
permalink#ImWikipedia Tony Abbott is a cunt.
permalinkWait does this mean I can't call Tony Abbott a cunt any more? Fucking APSC.
permalink@lasty2 Please don't put shit on Wayney Poo Lasty. He hasn't been real well and it's all because of Tony Abbott. It's his fault.
permalink@worstintention I could see you yelling 'CUNT' at Tony Abbott during question time...
permalinkOr doesn't say, in terms of the nodding incident RT @paulkidd http://t.co/Hj9Cf0NP: Shit Tony Abbott Says http://t.co/uz9LIE4h
permalinkhttp://t.co/pkKbkQwk: Shit Tony Abbott Says http://t.co/p4Z7dkhd
permalinkShit Tony Abbott Says http://t.co/H9TnYd5N
permalinkShit Tony Abbott Says http://t.co/AoHsucdh
permalink@AxeCoTax "Tony Abbott... has... sex... with ... children" editing shit is fun! #CarbonTAX #Auspol
permalink1. Tony Abbott 2. Cunt who chopped Buckley's ears off 3. Cunts in Supre 4. The Cunts who use the toilets as a phonebooth 5. Gargamel #cunts
permalinkSay what you will about Tony Abbott's front bench, and I will, their class shines out of their arse.
permalinkSaid it once and say it again - Tony Abbott's Shit Happens comment was understandable given cond's. #mmia
permalink@saraha89 Legit. If I never had to hear Julia gillard or Tony Abbott talk shit again it'd be nice.
permalinkTony Abbott & LNP with backing from Media & Business don't give a fuck about C. Change re C. Tax they only care about money & own-self!
permalink@carlyrazum Funniest thing ever. I followed Tony Abbott so I can find shit to make me hate him even more. He followed me back. HAHA.
permalinkhttp://t.co/Iy0hf80R and i thought tony abbott was bad. this guy santorum is a massive noodle. #poorUSA
permalinkFUCK IT ALL RT @SBSNews4 shark sightings in a week at Manly Beach with the latest one shortly after Tony Abbott got out of the surf
permalink@TrishaJha Tony Abbott is a fucking idiot.
permalinkHow things change. I initially wanted a forum 2 call certain folk "cunts" (e.g. Tony Abbott), & now I'm a blithering sentimental cunt myself
permalinkMT > do a Crawf pull em dwn \u201C@nonsensiblekate Ba ha ha I'm in the same cafe in lorne as tony Abbott, I shit you not. Quick where's a beer?\u201D
permalinkBa ha ha I'm in the same cafe in lorne as tony Abbott, I shit you not. Quick where's a beer?
permalinkEmail: "Why do you write such crap. You fucking academics you are still wet behind the ears. Tony Abbott will lead the Liberals at the.."1/2
permalinkHOLY SHIT YOU GUYS CHINA IS NOW MORE PROGRESSIVE THAN TONY ABBOTT #TheEndTimes
permalink@mikeb76 What about unrepentant liar?? Basic hypocrite? Nasty piece of work? Arrogant bastard? Tony Abbott? Are they defamatory?
permalink@lasty2 @Artspeakcentral You are the typical charming Liberal arsehole. Just like Tony Abbott. #auspol
permalinkTony Abbott Ur one piece of fucken shit remember the flood levy U two faced bastard. Sniffing around like the dog U are!
permalinkIs that Tony Abbott account a parody? Really, a load of melons? Please don't tell me he's fucking serious!!?
permalinkTony Abbott discovered to be talking out of his arse re NBN. http://t.co/DFEHHVhO #auspol
permalinkJesus said: Love your enemies. Tony Abbott, I'm all over your arse, babe! Ummm, is it still for sale?
permalink#2012Predictions Tony Abbott to remain a cunt.
permalinkMy 2012 confession: as much as I hate Goldman Sachs running the world, I'd rather @TurnbullMalcolmbeing PM than fucking Tony Abbott.
permalinkThe beauty of a deaf dog - gives as much of a shit about fireworks as Tony Abbott does about your material well being
permalink@BrigadierSlogoh yeah - and that. Well may we say fuck Tony Abbott, because nothing will save the LNP
permalink#COTY2011 Tony Abbott will not be eligible for a Cunt of The Year 2011 Award as he is a Lifetime Cunt. Ditto Pyne. Hockey is just an idiot.
permalinkTo all you lovely Twits out there, looking fwd to more chit chat, learning about your life and putting more shit on Tony Abbott. In 2012.
permalinkteam old guy who just told Tony Abbott to go fuck himself :')
permalink@jotau Bears shit in the woods - Tony Abbott bare in the woods? BLECCHHHHH
permalinkFuck me, have a look at this moronic brain dead inbred. RT @Imlay992 Tony Abbott is NOT a political party #auspol
permalink@xxAlexandra but Bob Baldwin just rims Tony Abbott's arse like there is no tomorrow.
permalink@muskawofuck the world, let's all breed with Tony Abbott.
permalink@SalvorHardin__ I think you'll find Tony Abbott will wake to the result of this: http://t.co/63snTj4n Same as he has every Christmas
permalinkmarkrsuthau Tony Abbott will be your PM shortly. If you don't like it, get on a fucking boat
permalinkI see that dumbarse Tony Abbott has been lighting more fires again like a fucking bushfire arsonist #auspol #racist
permalinkThe consensus among the Scottish attendees here btw is that I should have lamped Tony Abbott "because he's a fucking arsehole"
permalinkI liked a @YouTubevideo http://t.co/nmvRXJjM Tony Abbott's bizzarre 28 second silence following "Shit Happen
permalinkFucking Tony Abbott just walked past me. :shudder:
permalinkGold! RT @clubwah In case their lives weren't shit enough - MT : Ted Baillieu & Tony Abbott serving breakfast to the homeless in Fitzroy
permalinkTony Abbott will be your PM shortly. If you don't like it, get on a fucking boat & piss off to a socialist clime. BYE #auspol
permalinkAnd in other news, Tony Abbott can fuck off
permalinkyeah, & i'd like a written commitment that rian gosling will give me {redacted}, tony abbott, but bad fucking luck. ugh. #auspol.
permalinkI joyfully declare today 'Tony Abbott is a fuck-stick' day. Twitter started it. 22/12 annually. Diarize it now. #TonyAbbottFuckStickDay
permalinkI joyfully declare today 'Tony Abbott is a fuck-stick' day. Twitter started it. 22/12 annually. Diarize it now. #TonyAbbottFuckStickDay
permalinkTony Abbott must STOP WITH HIS CONTINUAL WINGING ABOUT MALAYSIA AND GET HIS ARSE INTO GEAR & CREATE FEAR INTO THESE BOAT PEOPLE BY SENDING
permalinkAbbott on asylum seekers. funny shit RT @AlboMPThe Vicar of Dibley's Jim Trott channels Tony Abbott http://t.co/F1izj1oC #auspol
permalinktony abbott is a fucking lowlife piece of shit tapeworm. if i had things my way hed be shot.
permalinkmy holidays, My Holidays. MY HOLIDAYS!! what a smug self-important cunt you are Tony Abbott
permalinkI agree with Tony Abbott, the Labor party are full of shit. Just as much as his own crew.
permalinkLOL RT @swearybear If only Tony Abbott's mother had said 'NO' as often as he does, she might've saved us all a lot of fucking trouble.
permalink\u201C@swearybear: If only Tony Abbott's mother had said 'NO' as often as he does, she might have saved us all a lot of fucking trouble.\u201D amen
permalinkYep RT @swearybear If only Tony Abbott's mother had said 'NO' as often as he does, she might have saved us all a lot of fucking trouble.
permalinkIf only Tony Abbott's mother had said 'NO' as often as he does, she might have saved us all a lot of fucking trouble.
permalinkTony Abbott, living proof that YOU can shave your dogs arse & teach it to walk backwards #auspol
permalinkTony Abbott makes a blood oath...if...in the Lodge. Give the man the fucking key << & a knife to be sure he bleeds out #auspol
permalinkTony Abbott makes a blood oath to dismantle #NorthKorea if he is in the Lodge. Give the man the fucking key #auspol
permalinkTony Abbott: (no secret hear) the cunt sucks
permalinkDid ACMA really clear 7 over the "shit happens" hatchet job on Tony Abbott?
permalinkACMA rules in favour of Seven in dispute w Tony Abbott over "S%#$ happens" remarks re: Afghan war. (1/2) http://t.co/Ebp1yyZO
permalinkah well. Thanks for trying Greg. As Tony Abbott says, shit happens...
permalinkI hope Tony Abbott feels like a bastard this Xmas,because he is. Now he has more blood on his hands. More AS deaths due to his politics.
permalinkhang in there - if only to see Tony Abbott get his Arse kicked again
permalink"Tony Abbott has warned against "enhancing the attractiveness" of Australia by allowing detainees on day release." Oh you piece of shit
permalinkShit continues to happen for Tony Abbott: http://t.co/MnsnTmcr
permalinkif i were tony abbott i wouldnt have given up till windsor accepted my arse #homersexuals #quaaack #auspol
permalinkIf you're left wing and want to support Tony Abbott; what the fuck is wrong with you? Don't vote Greens, reconsider errything.
permalinkA timely reminder of 'shit Tony Abbott says' from the 2010 campaign cc: @GetUP#auspol http://t.co/ERsO1fqJ
permalinkShit happens RT@PollyticsBelting out a riff this arvo and lyrics floated into the head - "Hey Dickstickers", a sort of Tony Abbott tribute.
permalinkTony Abbott is a complete fucking moron but Oz has a habit of electing right-wing morons to Government, unfortunately. #AusPol
permalinkACMA: Seven didn't breach code with Tony Abbott "shit happens" story, reports @nicchristensenhttp://t.co/e7dp5pdS
permalinkACMA clears Channel Seven over the Tony Abbott "shit happens" story http://t.co/QQDWm5IB
permalinkChannel Seven cleared over Tony Abbott "shit happens" story reports @nicchristensen- http://t.co/PuhRozmr
permalinkChannel Seven cleared over Tony Abbott "shit happens" story reports @nicchristensen- http://t.co/8zKedWvz
permalinkCh 7 cleared over the Tony Abbott "shit happens" story. RT @SeanNicHere's the link to the ACMA investigation report http://t.co/OdaD149u…
permalinkAccording to ACMA, "Shit doesn't happen" - Tony Abbott may care to differ.
permalinkSheet RT @joshgnosis The ACMA has ruled that Seven's report on Tony Abbott's "shit happens" comment did not breach the TV code of practice.
permalinkThe ACMA has ruled that Seven's report on Tony Abbott's "shit happens" comment did not breach the TV code of practice.
permalinkACMA clears Ch 7 over Tony Abbott "shit happens" report
permalinkCheck this video out -- Tony Abbott's bizzarre 28 second silence following "Shit Happens" comment http://t.co/dAgDXaRU via @youtub
permalinkI liked a @YouTubevideo http://t.co/DPwGy4Gk Tony Abbott's bizzarre 28 second silence following "Shit Happen
permalink@Daisiessmile I don't think shit stiring by large commercial vested interests and Tony Abbott is helping the mood.
permalink@LittleLoudGuy@JustPlasteringFuck you Tony Abbott
permalinkOMG I HATE TONY ABBOTT and his stupid big ears and his stupid pathetic whiny voice. whatabout slappabella??? ya bastard #ausPOL
permalink\u201C@WilAnderson: Penny Wong’s partner has baby. Tony Abbott pledges if elected he will put the baby back in...\u201D FUCKING YES!
permalinkStephen Conroy dropped the F-bomb on national TV. To quote Tony Abbott, "shit happens". #auspol
permalinkMalcolm Turnbull doesn't like Senator Conroy's language. I take it he's never met Tony Abbott of the "shit eating grin","Shit happens" fame?
permalinkIf Tony Abbott swears in public then shit happens but if Stephen Conroy does the same, that's fucking fantastic http://t.co/ESZrnyI5
permalinkConroy said "fuck"? Well, in the words of Tony Abbott, "Shit happens".
permalinkFuck, there goes breakfast, tony Abbott at this time of morning, a ghast
permalinkUgh, fuck you, Tony Abbott. Enjoy being remembered in the same warm company as the trolls who denied Aboriginals the vote. #marriageequality
permalink@TomCBallardMy thought when reading that.... Fuck off Tony Abbott. Didn't do you any good did it?
permalinkTony Abbott says fuck all you single & gay parents, you're worthless. Seriously, why would any smart person be a conservative? Messed up.
permalinkTony Abbott needs to go fuck himself.
permalink#skynews "Tony Abbott by contrast is dismissive of the reshuffle.." || Stop the fucking presses...
permalinkFuck's sake. RT @latikambourkeOppn Leader Tony Abbott says Shadow Cabinet has agreed to 'affirm the existing position' on gay marriage.
permalinkTony Abbott supports always keeping election policies. Guess he must have torn Howard a new arsehole when he went non core on us #auspol
permalinktony abbott deserves a punch in the face. People are gay, fucking deal with it you dumb cunt
permalinkOMFG! TONY ABBOTT! Stop being a pig-head, blind, inconsidrate ignorant bastard! And have a concince vote!
permalink@citizencam If Tony Abbott has a gay friend I would *really* like to meet him or her and ask, what.the.fuck?
permalinkOFFS... Tony Abbott... Shut the fuck up! And as for the media... Do your damn job properly!
permalink@RealChopperRead who should harden the fuck up: Julia Gillard, Tony Abbott or Stefan who spends too much time trying to pretty himself up?
permalink"Liberal MPs believe Tony Abbott will need to re-position and re-brand himself next year" - in other words, not be such a mindless prick.
permalink@SnowCrash That prick @Wobblyone is such a bigoted old tosser that I'm sure only Tony Abbott could like him. #auspol
permalinkWow all of a sudden @JuliaGillardand @AustralianLaborare marriage equality champions? That's a bit fucking rich. http://t.co/YBJoXEOw
permalink+1 MT @macleanbrendanPansy Wong an honest printing mistake.You have no idea how many times I accidently spell Tony Abbott, "Arsehole."
permalinkPansy Wong was just an honest printing mistake. You have no idea how many times I accidently spell Tony Abbott, "Arsehole."
permalink\u201C@njptower RT @mansillo Abbott "Threatened" By Gays http://t.co/6AzUsMfo does he expect to hit on?\u201D Well, he did try to sell his arse…
permalinkFUCK YEAH I'D LIKE TO SEE A CONSCIENCE VOTE ON THE FACT TONY ABBOTT HAS NO CONSCIENCE/SOUL! #MarriageEquality #ALPnc
permalinkFUCK EAH I'D LIKE TO SEE A CONSCIENCE VOTE ON THE FACT TONY ABBOTT HAS NO CONSCIENCE/SOUL! #MarriageEquality #ALPnc
permalinkTony Abbott: has opposed absolutely everything this year (Carbon Tax etc.) except a payrise for himself and other politicians. What a cunt.
permalinkSay what you like about Tony Abbott, but he's a fucking cunt
permalinkI love the mad monk Tony Abbott 'till he opens his mouth and speaks, then I throw up. he is a discusting piece of shit
permalink@JuliaGillardfuck you!! Nurses and teachers deserve those pay rise!! All u do is sit on ur fucking ass all day bitching about Tony Abbott!!
permalinkTony Abbott not complaining about the PM handing out payrises weak little prick. How dare they take from the poor to line their own pockets
permalinkFuck Tony Abbott
permalinkTony Abbott to Jones: "Why are you not Jeremy Paxman?" RT @mfarnsworth Tony Jones to Abbott: "Why are you so fucking unpopular?" #Lateline
permalinkI can tell you what it is people don't like about you Tony Abbott - you're a cunt. #lateline
permalinkCringeworthy RT @loventoast: \u201C@helishingly geez Tony Abbott is a slippery lying bastard and not even good at it \u201D http://t.co/Qf3NUj6I
permalink\u201C@helishingly geez Tony Abbott is a slippery lying bastard and not even good at it I may add http://t.co/4knQqO2p\u201D lying fuckknuckle
permalinkgeez Tony Abbott is a slippery lying bastard and not even good at it I may add http://t.co/qaXMJlmO
permalinkHey Tony Abbott, you're a dickhead just like Julia Gillard. Shut your fucking mouth.
permalinkoh my god Tony Abbott shut the fuck up.
permalinkTony #Abbott to confirm today that the Noalition would continue to do fuck-all for ALL towns on #MDB, coz #Climate Change is crap. #Auspol
permalinkTONY ABBOTT'S TEA PARTY TASTES LIKE ARSE. [We pause for a brief interlude while the Opposition Leader pauses at... http://t.co/OTu3eIa1
permalinkTony Abbott overtakes Mark Latham as most unpopular oppn leade rin living memory: fucking lol http://t.co/2ZwUj1hj
permalinktony abbott, you're a fucking tool. politics are fucked. we're all fucked. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! #fuck
permalinkFuck the Australian Greens. Fuck the ALP, fuck the NLP, fuck Bob Brown, Tony Abbott, Julia Gillard, fuck the lot of them. FUCK THEM. #auspol
permalink@EnoTheWonderdog@jonkudelka@PollyticsFuck taking over the world. Who would want that job?.... well, maybe Tony Abbott... but who else?
permalinkquote re: Tony Abbott - It's easy to "tell the truth" when you have absolutely nothing to say other than "everything that she says is shit"
permalinkHahahaha fuck Tony Abbott you are a fucking joke pal
permalinkLol, people who think I like Tony Abbott because I fucking despise the spineless bigot that is Julia Gillard. Hahaha!
permalink@caffeineinducedok then! I'm so sick, so sad, the world is shit and I hate Tony Abbott #whingeing
permalinkFuck tony abbott http://t.co/zGQtFf96
permalinkFuck tony abbott http://t.co/Ffj1jUu6
permalink@DavidAustraliaAnd to think, Tony Abbott would have been PM if he sold his arse just a little harder #theLiberalway #auspol @JuliaGillar
permalinkTony Abbott appears to be still picking pieces of Julia Gillards shoe out of his arse!
permalinkTony Abbott "secret deals are bad for democracy" Offering his arse in a desperate grab for the Lodge good? http://t.co/BowqSBP8 #auspol
permalinkStepping in dog shit is pretty frustrating, but for Tony Abbott being 2 byelections away from office instead of just 1 must be excruciating
permalinkHolier than thou Tony. Abbott you are Australia's biggest hypocrite. Fuck off and die now.
permalinkJulia shafts Tony Abbott with a Slipper up his arse. $65K worth of lube applied to Slipper & he just slid in, ummm! Tony said it was sordid.
permalinkMr 4 just yelled from the bedroom I WANT MY DRINK BOTTLE. I called him Tony Abbott and made him say please. That shit might fly in parly...
permalinkTony Abbott is the mad women throwing shit around of Australian Politics. Incoherent mess is something he actually needs as a career goal
permalinkTony Abbott, you are full of shit. #qt
permalinkTony Abbott: all arse and no hat...
permalinkGawd. Tony Abbott spoke for 2 mins and didn't put shit on anyone. Strange days indeed.
permalink@2FBShonestly, men don't treat women like shit because of tony abbott.
permalinkLet me be the first to say to Tony Abbott - "oh well... shit happens"
permalinkAlso, Tony Abbott, if the Liberals had formed government with the Indies you'd be a fucking MINORITY GOVERNMENT.
permalinkEvery day that's not a positive for the Liberals to Tony Abbott is a dark day for democracy. Shut the fuck up, you fucking dipshit.
permalinkAnd yo fuck Tony Abbott!!!!!
permalink#auspol who is Tony Abbott? According to SkyRed @KeiranGilbert@DavidSpeersetc! He's a right bastard responsible for all our ills! LMAO
permalinkA smart arse is Tony Abbott. Prime Ministerial he is not. #qt
permalinkCOMPUTER SAYS NO... RT @AnnaJMcDougall Like Lily Allen's song "Fuck You"? Don't like Tony Abbott? 219 likes vs 69 dislikes, haha! #a...
permalinkLike Lily Allen's song "Fuck You"? Don't like Tony Abbott? 219 likes vs 69 dislikes, haha! #auspol http://t.co/Jxc0CLxk
permalinkIf you mixed Tony Abbott, Kochie, Kyle Sanderlinds, Andrew Bolt and Barnaby Joyce you'd have some sort of Hyper Cancerous Cunt Voltron
permalinkthis government is shit...it takes a REALLY shit government to make tony abbott look good #retards
permalinkFuck yeah!! #puffsupbearychest RT @LeonBradley980: #QT Tony Abbott will be happy, "Play School" 4th Most Watched show on Digital TV in OZ!
permalinkTony Abbott is a fucking idiot. That is all.
permalinkThese Egyptian Generals are as stupid as Tony Abbott. The people aren't going to cop your dumb shit. Wake up #auspol #ozleft
permalinkgoogle search -Tony Abbott is a prick 393,000 responses - couldn't have said it better myself google
permalinkIn the nicest way possible, shove that up your arse Tony Abbott!
permalinkTony Abbott has dinner w/ Andrew Bolt & tells him 2 keep fighting the good fight Fuck Abbott I honestly didn't think u could sink any lower
permalink@jotau @lizsinnottTONY ABBOTT'S A CUNT!!!!
permalinkCOMPUTER SAYS NO... RT @DeadlyThoughts: tony abbott offered to sell his arse for power thats exactly what the #occupy movt is agains...
permalinktony abbott offered to sell his arse for power thats exactly what the #occupy movt is against democracy for sale #occupythebutt #auspol
permalinkCOMPUTER SAYS NO... RT @EmmaJayO Dear Tony Abbott, The only good thing you've ever done was saying, "Shit happens" and making me lau...
permalinkDear Tony Abbott, The only good thing you've ever done was saying, "Shit happens" and making me laugh. Sincerely, Voting Next Year.
permalinkJust walked past Tony Abbott. Cunt.
permalinkTony Abbott, you are an embarrassing cunt.
permalinkhttp://t.co/cVnQHrYy WTF? Why? Must this low-life cunt drag every tragedy down to a media opportunity?
permalinkTony Abbott makes my blood boil, can't answer 1 bloody question & repeats the same shit over & over, give us a decent alternative
permalinkHEY DO YOU GUYS WANT TO READ A BUNCH OF REPELLENT FAWNING SHIT COURTESY OF TONY ABBOTT: http://t.co/Jksd6vSt
permalinkKevin Rudd sticks it up Tony Abbott arse #auspol
permalink@tredders60 could do a typical big footy deal and offer Tony Abbott for Borak Obama. A shit deal that no one would take. #overrateddeal
permalink@CareyMoore Today confirms what we all knew, Tony Abbott isn't a leader's arsehole
permalinkHarry "House stands adjourned until November 21 at which time Tony Abbott can be an arsehole once again" #aubama #auspol
permalinkSo... when does Tony Abbott planning to actually go and kiss Obama's arse?
permalinkTony Abbott, shut the fuck up, we want BAZZA!
permalink\u201C@BrigadierSlog Julia Gillard to President Obama: "Yes we can" To Tony Abbott: "No you fucking can't" & #aubama\u201D whispers #libspill
permalinkTony Abbott is making me sick with his kiss arsing speech .... Some one shut him the fuck up, we get it #obama is giving u a hardon #sun7
permalink+1 Why didn't Abbott stay overseas? :( @cameronreilly+1 RT @Maab Oh, Tony Abbott, what the FUCKING FUCK?
permalinkhere we have tony abbott sucking as hard as he possibly can !! keep on sucking tony, you fucking ass clown !! #aubama obama is in australia
permalinkWhat even the fuck? RT @latikambourke Opposition Leader Tony Abbott says US is 'Light on the Hill' for the betterment of mankind.
permalinkNow Tony Abbott is kissing Obama's ass. Holy shit.
permalink+1 RT @Maab Oh, Tony Abbott, what the FUCKING FUCK?
permalinkJulia Gillard to President Obama: "Yes we can" To Tony Abbott: "No you fucking can't" #auspol #aubama
permalinkRude bastard RT @macleanbrendan I can't believe Tony Abbott didn't curtsy when he met Obama.
permalinkWTF, English speaking people are never stranger? How a fucking embarrassment Tony abbott is #aubama.
permalinkTony Abbott you cock again 'english speaking people never are strangers' fuck off
permalinkShit happens RT @latikambourke Opposition Leader Tony Abbott meets President Obama at Parliament House.
permalinkLOL \u201C@davstorm5: dear Tony Abbott, I am trying to see things from your point of view. But I cant seem to get my head that far up my arse.\u201D
permalinkdear Tony Abbott, I am trying to see things from your point of view. But I cant seem to get my head that far up my arse.
permalinkTony Abbott starring in "The Cunt Locker" http://t.co/dG1gWs1F
permalink@paperhollyBecause he likes a Facebook page with "IMMERGRANT FUCK" (sic) in the title; clearly Tony Abbott.
permalinkI suppose 'shit happens' RT @zombiemao Tony Abbott will challenge himself. And lose. #libspill
permalinkTony Abbott prepares for another #qt arse-tearing RT @geeksrulz Caption Contest: Do my ears look big in this? http://t.co/LQV06fnO #auspol
permalinkFor those who want to live Tony's last troop visit, just remember "Shit Happens" : http://t.co/zCx2KCo8 #auspol
permalinkAnd Tony Abbott is in Afghanistan.... what a fucking surprise......
permalinkPortishead just had a graphic of Tony Abbott with red devil laser eyes. Fucking awesome :D #HarvestAus (delayed tweet! )
permalinkCOMPUTER SAYS NO... RT @Coffeeologistwa@MargaretRvrWinewas it Tony Abbott, he's been talking shit for a while..
permalink@MargaretRvrWinewas it Tony Abbott, he's been talking shit for a while..
permalinkBob Brown, you and your party do me a favour - fuck off! Stop listening to Tony Abbott - you are not running the government. #GoAwayGreens
permalinkFUCK OBAMA FRAUD + N•W•O RT Australia can expect an announcement by Obama during his visit to Darwin Tony Abbott says http://t.co/1geZknLL
permalink@FreedomSquid..shit happens..ask tony abbott
permalinklike a bangkok ladyboy tony abbott offers his arse up to greying old men for a job no wonder @dotnetnoobielikes him so much #auspol
permalinkI might buy Tony Abbott a puppy to make him less of a cunt. Either that, or he'd eat it #auspol
permalinkWoooo senate voted yes to price on pollution. Woot woot woot woot!! Fuck Steve Harvey. And tony Abbott.
permalink@zanedavid could be worse, could be the fucking dropkick cunt of a thing aka tony abbott
permalink@AxeCoTax Hey UNT Bioy go have SDex with your Hero Tony Abbott - hev loves gettingb it up the Arse - LIKE YOU CUNT
permalink#PMlive I see Tony Abbott as an arrogant aggressive bastard at times that doesn't know when to shut up from time to time..
permalinklol fuck: tony abbot. marry: obama. kill: KEVIN RT @shanzys @beauschesthairfine. Obama, Kevin Rudd, Tony Abbott..
permalinkhttp://t.co/jT6o24PB Effectively Gillard calling abbott a bastard, typically a male insult,I find that extremely offensive.
permalinkExpect that arsehole Tony Abbott to show his ugly face in Afghanistan! The arsehole needs more photo ops! #auspol #abcnews24
permalinkTake that up the arse Tony Abbott!
permalinkSo the carbon tax is go. And if Tony Abbott is to be believed, we should have rivers of blood and a fucking locust plague any day now.
permalink"What the fuck are you doing to me, Malcolm?" sobbed Tony Abbott incredulously, as he watched #qanda tonight.
permalinkFUCK YEAH PETER REITH SHOW ME ON THE DOLL WHERE YOU WANT TONY ABBOTT TOUCH YOU! #qanda
permalinkewwwww RT @nadinevoncohen FUCK YEAH EVERYONE IS BEING TOO HARD ON TONY ABBOTT BUT I SWEAR HE IS GENTLE AND GENEROUS LOVER! #qanda
permalinkFUCK YEAH EVERYONE IS BEING TOO HARD ON TONY ABBOTT BUT I SWEAR HE IS GENTLE AND GENEROUS LOVER! #qanda
permalinkAll those questioning what the fuck Jessica Rudd is doing on qanda, blame Tony Abbott. It's his fault as usual!!
permalink'People don't like Tony Abbott...' Malcolm Turnbull's ears prick up!!! #QandA
permalinkTony Abbott + gays + boat people = http://t.co/l4C9Faw9
permalink.@GrogsGamutit's the Tony Abbott Shit Happens Tour
permalinkCongrats to homophobe Anthony Golec for winning this weeks TONY ABBOTT ARSE-CLOWN OF THE WEEK AWARD? Steve Williams unlucky #aleague #auspol
permalinklol @ Tony Abbott fuck me dead he couldn't run a chook raffle the big eared wanker
permalinkDISPATCH: So-called Liberal Tony Abbott still voted by observers "Prick mostly likely to burst housing bubble".
permalinkDISPATCH: Tony Abbott reflects song lyric: \u201C..they know what they know but they don't know what they know they just strut, what the fuck..\u201D
permalinkTony Abbott savaged by Laurie Oakes as Dr. No and Dr. Ignoramus. It's about fucking time http://t.co/i1NZLF0A #auspol
permalinkDear humidity: Fuck the fuck off. And take this virus with you. While you're at it, pick up Tony Abbott and Alan Joyce on your way out.
permalink#Media hacks: Tony Abbott is on a 1 vote margin as leader. Stop making up crap about Gillard leadership challenge & REPORT the fucking NEWS
permalinkAgreed. RT @EmmaJayO FUCK YES! Tony Abbott... that's a different crying. RT @howboutyoumikeyIf Kevin Rudd becomes PM again I may actu...
permalinkFUCK YES! Tony Abbott... that's a different crying. RT @howboutyoumikeyIf Kevin Rudd becomes PM again I may actually cry from happiness.
permalinkUsual ALP arse fetish! RT @chabelkhan Acting PM, Wayne Swan, just tore Tony Abbott a new rectum. #auspol
permalinkTony Abbott will sell arse, grandma, party principles to be PM. No policy, no direction, no idea, NO LEADER #libspill
permalink#gruen I want tony abbott to stop fucking with my broadband reception. #auspol
permalink"They can't stop the boats, but please, bring on the votes!"- Tony Abbott. What the fuck? Shutup.
permalink#auspol tony Abbott since you are blamed for everything, why did you let julias nose get as big as her wide load of a fat arse
permalinkTony rhymes with phoney, baloney, crony and slimy bastard RT @captainbeef: Today's shorter Tony Abbott: Boats rhymes with votes. #auspol
permalink"I'm not in the business of going over the top in attacking ministers." Tony Abbott. Take a second for that to sink in. Tony Fucking Abbott.
permalinkTony Abbott Doesnt give a fuck about being PM wants the top job 2 double his paypacket 2 maintain his huge fuckoff mortgage payments #auspol
permalinkAbbott must resign now before shit hits the fan
permalinkyour right my mistake sorry about that. thought i would adopt a Tony Abbott tactic u know shit sticks.
permalink#qt Tony Abbott everytime your cronies open your fucking mouth you stand behind workchoice policy thats the only reason your shooting your m
permalinkShorter Tony Abbott: I read the TerrorGraph and believe every piece of shit they print #qt
permalinkTony Abbott is a fucking idiot. How do you blame the Qantas stuff on Julia Gillard? Fuck outta here you rat-faced cunt.
permalinkOh shut the fuck up tony Abbott.
permalinkTony Abbott on having to comment on IR matters, having spent so long ignoring them: "ah, ah, well, um, shit a brick." CLASS TONY
permalink#abcnews24 Big mouth Tony Abbott again out playing politics. Facts Abbott it's A.Joyce fault not PM U Conniving Bastard Abbottttttttt
permalinkI fear that if @JuliaGillardlets #Qantas fall it will be the end of Labor.... Which means we'd get stuck with that prick Tony Abbott :-((((
permalinkTony Abbott, talking even more shit than usual
permalinkHaha RT @theMickMorris Alan Joyce to Tony Abbott: "oh shit.. You mean you said stop the boats " ... #Qantas
permalinkTony Abbott, you are an environmental moron, negative nancy and arse licker, you lost my vote
permalinkTony Abbott, go fuck yourself you arrogant arse, like you would have done anything. It's a private company, not a govt owned. TOSSER
permalinkNot Alan Jones @MRMaelstrom: if tony abbott would sell his arse for govt whats he saving his vagina for then? #auspol
permalinkif tony abbott would sell his arse for govt whats he saving he his vagina for then? #auspol
permalinkOH FOR FUCK'S SAKE GET TONY ABBOTT OFF THE FUCKING SCREEN HE IS NOT THE PRIME MINISTER AND HAS NO FUCKING SAY IN ANY MATTER
permalinkI love how journalists make an issue to do with #Qantas about Tony Abbott. Well fucking done, pig.
permalinkAlan Joyce to Tony Abbott: "oh shit.. You mean you said stop the boats " ... #Qantas
permalinkFucking tony abbott. Get that dumbo eared cunt off the tv.
permalinkThe equines of Australia know it RT @BadCat_: Tony Abbott is all shades of stupid fuck
permalinkTony Abbott is all shades of stupid fuck
permalinkGiving yourself a 70% pay rise-really. I mean really? And Tony Abbott says some stupid arse comment. Where is that horse when u need him?
permalink@DanLewU Tony Abbott isn't an alternative leader's arsehole #auspol
permalinkTony Abbott, Christopher Pyne, Cory Bernardi. Fuck/Marry/Kill #auspol #leftiesrhaters
permalink\u201C@auspoltragic Why does Tony Abbott walk like he's got a pineapple up his arse?\u201D because he has!
permalinkIt's the pineapples I pity RT @auspoltragicWhy does Tony Abbott walk like he's got a pineapple up his arse?
permalinkWhy does Tony Abbott walk like he's got a pineapple up his arse?
permalinkCongratulations Susan Mitchell. Your interview with Ben about your Tony Abbott is a misogynist prick book will net you an extra zero sales
permalink"Pokies reform will erode this nation's social fabric." Tony Abbott, you are an opportunistic fucking moron. http://t.co/AH2Kawgc
permalinkThe "sell my arse" "predictions" "signed in blood" Tony Abbott at #Libspill will pull defeat out of the jaws of victory #auspol #ShitHappens
permalinkthe thought of twiggy and tony abbott yachting about makes me sick to my fucking stomach. they are laughing at us. #occupyminingmagnates
permalinksometimes my hatred of Tony Abbott knows no bounds. That statement is one such time, hipocritical little shit
permalinkNO shit Sherlock! RT @latikambourke Opposition Leader Tony Abbott, on 2GB, agrees there is evidence to support links between problem gam...
permalinkI feel sorry for anyone who has to throw there lot behind Tony Abbott. The man with nothing, nada, zip, fuck all. #auspol
permalinkTurned his back or showing his arse? RT @abcthedrumTony Abbott has turned his back on problem gamblers - @TimCostellohttp://t.co/nmHKq90X
permalinkSo you support Tony Abbott because: a. You are an idealogical whack job b. Your heart is the colour of coke a cola OR c. You're a DUMB CUNT
permalinkThen, & only then RT @swearybear If Tony Abbott kisses Prince Phillip square on th mouth I might vote 4 him. I'm not made of fucking stone.
permalinkI was in a good mood after #atthemovies .. then comes #lateline .. Fuck off Tony Abbott - Up the arses of the clubs, ignoring pokies misery
permalinkTony Abbott really is a fucking moron. Like, a bona fide dick brain. #auspol
permalinkIf Tony Abbott kisses Prince Phillip square on the mouth, I might consider voting for him. I'm not made of fucking stone.
permalink@blakefry Who was stating Tony Abbott was like a god. I'm like fuck off seriously.
permalinkFor those who don't know who Tony Abbott is, he's basically Australia's version of David Cameron (i.e. a prick).
permalink@mattfarrington @7pmprojectthen again ........fuck Tony Abbott
permalinkEven if pre-commitment for pokies is a tax, Tony Abbott, it'd be a tax that you'd be a heartless bastard not to implement. #auspol
permalink+1 RT @NatalieGreen The very idea that Tony Abbott may one day lead this country scares the shit out of me
permalinkThe very idea that Tony Abbott may one day lead this country scares the shit out of me
permalinkWow. Who knew Tony Abbott could be even more of an arse than he already was? http://t.co/K4mCGI65
permalinkHahaha. If elected, Tony Abbott will repeal the fucking of Alan Jones. #fuckalanjones (via @MattPinkstone
permalinkLucky Tony Abbott is in Opposition, otherwise Gillard would have nobody to blame for her own fuck ups! #ALPTroll #auspol
permalinkOnly Tony Abbott can stop responsible gambling. Only Paul Keating can tell Abbott to go fuck himself
permalinkTony Abbott promises to rescind poker machine reforms. Further proof he just doesn't give a shit about anyone.
permalinkPoll: Preferred Prime Minister: Julia Gillard - 23%, Tony Abbott - 20%, Sack of Shit - 48%
permalinkPyne should take a liking to John Waters, given how much he loves being directed to eat dog shit by Tony Abbott. #qanda
permalink"@ScarryOne Gillard arrives in Perth and weather turns to shit. Blame Tony Abbott. #labourfail #globalwarming" #dollydidit
permalinkMy Name Is Jooolia. RT @ScarryOneGillard arrives in Perth and weather turns to shit. Blame Tony Abbott. #labourfail #globalwarming
permalinkGillard arrives in Perth and weather turns to shit. Blame Tony Abbott. #labourfail #globalwarming
permalinkA shit-tongue Tony Abbott #famouslizards
permalink@AshGhebranious"Tony Abbott get his arse kicked two ways from sunshine in latest poll!" What poll?
permalinkTony Abbott get his arse kicked two ways from sunshine in latest poll!! #auspol
permalink@CameronBurge@GBoroughGrowlerWhy does Tony Abbott walk like he has a cricket stump up his arse? - GG, he has
permalinkMemories of seminary? RT @CameronBurgeGenuine question. Why does Tony Abbott walk like he has a cricket stump up his arse? #insiders
permalinkIt's his arse's pricetag. RT @CameronBurge Genuine question. Why does Tony Abbott walk like he has a cricket stump up his arse? #insiders
permalinkGenuine question. Why does Tony Abbott walk like he has a cricket stump up his arse? #insiders
permalinkWith no sign of Tony Abbott disappearing up his own arse I reckon its time to eat bacon.
permalinkTony Abbott is a cunt.
permalinkWhy the fuck is the queen meeting with Tony Abbott? He's the cocking opposition leader. A non-government role. He's no-one.
permalinkHAHAHA MT @MsPraxis Himself playing with new g/f Siri, telling her to remind him 'each & every day' that "Tony Abbott can go fuck himself"
permalinkHimself is playing with his new g/f Siri, telling her to remind him 'each and every day' that "Tony Abbott can go fuck himself" #longnight
permalink@NortonDeSilvaShit he might be the next Tony Abbott is it to late for an exchange
permalinkBlame Tony Abbott, that's all barge arse can do, it's all Tonys fault, WTFDSK
permalink@JRhodesPianistTony Abbott is an arse ;)
permalinkTony Abbott still willing to sell his ass to get the top job.. Fuck the Liberal Party is looking more and more like the Tea Party every day!
permalinkDisappointing one of the first people she meets is Tony Abbott. Smug big eared bastard.
permalink@clutchy5 oh yea.. and Tony Abbott is telling the truth? There's plenty of shit you can hurl to at each side. Not one-sided.
permalinkBarack Obama is a communist prick. Hopefully next year we have President Michelle Bachmann and Prime Minister Tony Abbott #auspol
permalinkWho's leaking?? I want their blood....to give to Tony Abbott #zombieabbottlookingverytired #auspol you shit me to tears
permalink\u201C@CatherineDeveny Even a bigger arsehole than I thought. Reading... Tony Abbott. A Man's Man in a high visibility vest...Susan Mitchell\u201D
permalink\u201C@GhostWhoVotes #Galaxy Poll Primaries: ALP 29 L/NP 51 GRN 12 #auspol\u201D ...fuck. I know labor is doing pretty badly but tony abbott? Really?
permalinkAndrew Bolt, Tony Abbott, Kyle Sandilands... Leaders of Australia's Prime Arsehole society. Also...fuckwits. #auspol
permalink@CatherineDevenyI never though of Tony Abbott as an arsehole. I'd hate to insult arseholes..
permalinkEven a bigger arsehole than I thought. Reading... Tony Abbott. A Man's Man | Susan Mitchell
permalinkA pledge in blood. What a crock of shit. Surely Tony Abbott cannot become Prime Minister. #insiders
permalinkSome prick tried to steal the carbon tax.I blame Tony Abbott \u263B
permalinkJeez im a bit pissed. Sleep before I say something regretful.... something bileous like "Tony Abbott isnt a dead cunt" or "Barnaby is nice".
permalinkMT @CitizenWatcherTony Abbott tells companies not to buy into the carbon tax scheme. A traitor & should be jailed. Fucking treason! #auspol
permalinkWhen Tony Abbott refers to Julia Gillard as "She" , his voice drips with hate and misogyny ....what a contemptible fuck! #auspol
permalinkTony Abbott tells companies not to buy into the carbon tax scheme. A traitor and should be jailed. Fucking treason!
permalinktony abbott, seriously, you need to shut your mouth PERMANENTLY. nobody gives a fuck what you're saying.
permalink@AndyDownunda @Gato88 <---- this dude is so full of shit. His hero Tony Abbott would approve of his treatment of women @debstar#auspol
permalinkAgain dickhead tony abbott wiv his resign or election blah blah. Seriously go the fuck away! In opposition yet even now screwin things up
permalinkNow the responsibility 100% onus is now on Tony Abbott. Fucking great move #auspol
permalinkTony #Abbott has his Arse handed to him on a plate by @AlboMP Egotistical spoiled little dummy spitter. #Auspol
permalink\u201C@slabb: #qt Tony Abbott stop calling our PM "she", you disrespectful prick!!!\u201D IMO we should all start calling him as "he" henceforth
permalink#qt Tony Abbott stop calling our PM "she", you disrespectful prick!!!
permalinkDAY 1 OF CARBON TAX AND I'M ALREADY FUCKING BROKE! TONY ABBOTT WAS RIGHT!
permalinkTony Abbott > When PM I am going to fuck the economy and environment #BLOODOATH
permalinkas do most women.am in confused dilemaville because I hate it too but like it as a term of abuse...as in Tony Abbott is a cunt
permalinkTony Abbott will abolish the Carbon tax if he gets elected? God damnit, we'll never lose that fucking tax! #auspolitics
permalink@gappo2 ... And Tony Abbott sold his arse #auspol (or atleast tried to)
permalinkLOL at the woman in near-tears yelling "Tony Abbott had the majority, why isn't he in the Lodge!?" UMMM, because he fucking didn't? #AusPol
permalink\u201C@PureAwesome6: Stands with TONY ABBOTT about CARBON TAX! .. #SayNOtoCARBONTAX!! #JULLIAGILLARD #TONYABBOTT\u201D FUCK OFF
permalinkThere's nothing we can do to stop CT! You really think Tony Abbott will fuck it off? WAKE UP! shit sorry for capitals,ur not aloud to yell
permalinkAsked my kid what's another word for penis, besides cock, dick & prick. She flies back with a quick 'Tony Abbott'. #proudmama
permalink#QT Welcome to the Tony Abbott school of fucking make believe
permalinkTony Abbott not afraid to reveal the bull shit our government cont. to lay on us #massive'like' #carbon=climatechange is a lie!
permalinkI love Tony Abbott & I wear Budgie Smugglers when I Swim 2 !! Tony just give it 2 this Deceitful fat arse BITCH .. Go ABBOTT
permalinkTony Abbott and Alan Jones must be SO FUCKING PROUD of themselves and their supporters right now #qt
permalinkWhy won't the Australian media just fuck Tony Abbott and get it over with. The sexual tension is killing me! #auspol
permalinkHas anyone ever been quite so full of shit as Tony Abbott? Even if I agreed with his ideas I'd still hate his desperate soundbites.
permalink"Tony Abbott this morning said his pledge to repeal the carbon tax was written in blood." What the fuck?
permalink@peterdutton I'm waiting to see Tony Abbott kiss his arse goodbye - he did stake his political career on stopping this bill from passing.
permalinkOnce the #carbontax > #ets is in, I trust Alan Jones, Andrew Bolt and Tony Abbott will just fuck off. #auspol
permalinkWhat a bastard: Tony Abbott confirms his Liberals will not support gay marriage/conscience vote on the issue. http://t.co/Fqsd1DGQ #samesame
permalinkFuck I hate Tony Abbott.
permalink:: Fuck You Tony Abbott, Fuck You Julia Gillard. Abbott prevents conscience vote on same-sex #marriageEquality http://t.co/A9RYZDw5
permalink:: Fuck You Tony Abbott, Fuck You Julia Gillard. Abbott prevents conscience vote on same-sex #marriageEquality http://t.co/iopD6bv9
permalink@caffeineaddict Just another in a long, long list of reasons why Tony Abbott is prick.
permalinkDid Julie Bishop just compare Tony Abbott to Steve Jobs? OMG. She either has no idea who SJ was or is so full of shit. #qanda
permalinkI'd love to see Tony Abbott make a trollface, that'd be fucking hilarious #lateline
permalinkAnd while I'm at it, fuck you Tony Abbott. You're a contrarian and nothing else.
permalinkNO! Julie Bishop, you DID NOT just compare Tony Abbott to Steve Jobs. NO. FUCK. YOU. #qanda
permalinkFUCK YEAH "MY LEADER TONY ABBOTT" CULT CULT CULT XULT CULT! #qanda
permalinkNope, Tony Abbott is a MUCH bigger cunt than Steve Jobs ever was. #qanda
permalinkAll we need now is for Andrew Wilkie to punch the shit out of Tony Abbott, and my day is complete.
permalinkMealy mouthed Anthony Ball from Clubs Australia has joined Tony Abbott on my shit list #Tools #UnprincipledScum
permalink@JimmyHasSpokenTony abbott is the worst liberal leader of our lifetime. My arse in a suit would be able to beat this labour govt.
permalinkkindly fuck off tony abbott. This is real sport and not a political photo op #bathurst1000 #v8sc
permalinkDear Channel 7... we don't give a shit encrusted rats arse what Tony Abbott is doing #V8SC #Bathurst1000
permalinkOh and Tony Abbott, please do kindly fuck off with your carbon shit from the Bathurst telecast.
permalinkI'm missing so much by not being in Australia this weekend RT @2FBSFUCK OFF TONY ABBOTT YOU CUNT #V8SC #Bathurst1000
permalinkFUCK OFF TONY ABBOTT YOU CUNT #V8SC #Bathurst1000
permalinkFucking Tony Abbott.
permalinkTony Abbott: "If you stop the boats, you stop the smokes." .. what the actual fuck does that mean? #Insiders
permalinkWhat's the difference between a turd rolled in glitter & Tony Abbott, ahh well ahh well I would vote for the turd cause either gonna be shit
permalink@JoeHockeyDo you and Tony Abbott compare who is a bigger cunt? #HardQs
permalinkFucking hell Shanahan, softest piece of "journalism" ever http://j.mp/nb9BVe
permalinkOh, shit. I got Tony Abbott in the #LiberalLeaderSweep #libspill #auspol
permalinki'm a bit like Tony Abbott: i'd sell my arse on one strict condition - that the buyer buggers me in a pew at Westboro Baptist Church
permalink@TrishaJha Okay that's jus fucking weird. If Tony Abbott comes out in support of the ACTU I'm moving to another galaxy.
permalink\u00AB@swearybear Tony Abbott is like my personal trainer. Every time his fucking mug appears on telly, I'm (cont) http://t.co/k7cIWyu0
permalink"If you stop the boats, you stop the smokes *wink*" fuck of Tony Abbott you smug prick.
permalinkTony Abbott is like my personal trainer. Every time his fucking mug appears on telly, I'm motivated to switch off and go for a walk outside.
permalinkTony Abbott is a cunt
permalink@wontletyoufly@DanieTregTony Abbott costume would scare the shit out if everyone...but kill the party
permalinkHoly shit, Martin Johnson's ears look as if he's wearing a pair of those fake plastic Tony Abbott / Prince Charles ones! #rwc2011
permalinkI've given it some thought & anybody that would like to see Tony Abbott as PM is a fuck head. #simplefact #auspol
permalinkJulian Burnside apologises to Tony Abbott over 'paedos in speedos' tweet http://t.co/PbnhE2Ym Typical leftie arsehole - caught out #auspol
permalink@CwoodNo_1_Fan @chriskkenny@JulianBurnside I think Tony Abbott is a carbuncle on the arse of society and I don't care who knows. #auspol
permalink@maatilda Tony Abbott has never said a sexist word in his life.<<The parasite on his arse finally speaks #auspol
permalink#auspol Tony Abbott apologizes for being an arsehole and not acknowledging the Prime Minister's birthday graciously. #fantasyheadlines
permalinkSnake shit RT @OliviaIllyria Tony Abbott ....... He's lower than the belly of a snake. #auspol
permalinkTony Abbott really is a fucking prick
permalinkSorry Abbott, free speech does not mean I can say eg. 'Tony Abbott sucks cocks for cash' but I can say 'Tony Abbott is an arsehole' #auspol
permalinkHoly fuck did anyone notice that Tony Abbott looks like Allen from two and a half men?
permalink@RobertCandelori- My name is Tony Abbott and John Howard had to repeatedly kick my arse so I would do something. #qanda
permalinkFUCK YEAH "THAT'S JUST A GUY DOING TONY ABBOTT" IS THE GREATEST SENTENCE ON THIS SHOW SINCE GAIL DINES SAID "RAH RAH ANAL SLUTS RAH"! #qanda
permalinkhaha i've got an idea, Tony Abbott toilet paper. with his face and some of his best lines on each sheet, "HAHAHA! Shit Happens"
permalink\u201C@swearybear: I'm almost tempted to support Tony Abbott for PM, just to see him fuck up on the biggest possible scale.\u201D Agreed. He's a tool
permalinkMaxine McKew just bitchslapped the shit out of Tony Abbott, eloquently I might add #womenofletters
permalink\u201C@swearybear: I'm almost tempted to support Tony Abbott for PM, just to see him fuck up on the biggest possible scale.\u201D this made my day :D
permalinkI'm almost tempted to support Tony Abbott for PM, just to see him fuck up on the biggest possible scale.
permalinkGet your hand off it, Tony Abbott. We have not lost control of our borders. Do you even listen to the shit that comes out of your mouth?
permalinkTony Abbott is kicking you fat ass you shit PM. Rudd is kicking your ass. #auspol #auslabor
permalinkTony Abbott voted prick most likely to burst Australian housing bubble.
permalinkThat awkward moment when you interview Tony Abbott and the fucking computer doesn't record it #epicfail #timetoreschedule #thebrink
permalinkTony Abbott won’t be PM because the fat boy’s put him up front to wear the shit. ‘IF’ the Lib’s get a shot it won’t be with him at the helm!
permalink"I hope Tony Abbott is willing to resign also if he ever becomes PM and his policies are shit. Though this may not happen as they dont ...
permalinkPiracy as in pirates on the sea? Do what Tony Abbott does. Blow the fucking boats out of the water... then deny all knowledge.
permalinkI blame Tony Abbott. He hates VB. Bastard.
permalinkI hope Tony Abbott is willing to resign also if he ever becomes PM and his policies are shit. Though this may not happen as they dont exist.
permalinkYour politicians seem to revel in this stuff. Would you like some of our biggest arse ones? Fred Nile, Tony Abbott, etc.? :P
permalinkOpen note to Tony Abbott: Learn how to stay the fuck on message and not change what you say on a day to day basis..
permalinkTony Abbott & Julia Gillard are both fucking idiots. We have a choice between a fuckwit & a fuckwit. I'm so disappointed in Australia
permalinkFucking pleasant to be greeted by the voice of a lying, conniving cunt like Tony Abbott when you wake up @abcnewsradi
permalinkSo Govt went cap in hand to Tony Abbott to negotiate in good faith, and got rat fucked. Well, shit. I didn't see that coming.
permalinkRove looks like Tony Abbott. This is shit, I'm changing channels. #roveLA
permalinkIf Tony Abbott becomes PM I'm fucking off, I dont care where! #4Corners
permalinkTony Abbott, kindly fuck off. If you win the next election, I am leaving this country.
permalinkCombet you bloody arse - you party lied not Tony Abbott
permalinkNot Stalemate, CheckMate, now fuck off Juliar @australianJulia Gillard and Tony Abbott at stalemate . http://t.co/SoJs03kI
permalinkTony Abbott is a fucking hypocrite. He wants to send the boats back to Indonesia which hasn't signed the UN declaration #auspol
permalinkTony Abbott walks like he has a whole packet of pencils up his arse! #justsaying
permalink@173Miss_T Like when he made Tony Abbott to be a perfect shit?
permalinkso Tony Abbott is crying he's lost his crayons, and Julia Gillard is crying because Tony won't play with her. Fucking preschool #auspol
permalinkI can't believe it's fallen to Tony Abbott to defend refugee rights. What the actual fuck, it's all gone wrong, moving to Finland, etc etc
permalinkTony #Abbott, your genuine concern for the plight of refugees warms my heart. You know, like having a crap warms my Arse. #auspol
permalinkHas Tony Abbott got fucking shares in Nauru? #QT
permalink#auspol Tony Abbott was alone with Gillard for 15 mins. With that womans scorn its a good thing he's a tough bastard
permalinkBullshit, you fucking lie Abbott! RT @latikambourke Opposition Leader Tony Abbott says the Costello-Howard Govt built on Keating reforms.
permalink+1 RT @benjaminsolah Dear Julia Gillard, you look like a fucking idiot when you let Tony Abbott appear more humanitarian then you.
permalinkDear Julia Gillard, you look like a fucking idiot when you let Tony Abbott appear more humanitarian then you.
permalinkat least I didn't use the following words in that fake tweet: "Tony Abbott", "ears", "handles", "throat fuck".
permalinkhaha fuck, what a joke: Tony Abbott. http://t.co/77ziJwcI
permalinkDear Tony Abbott: All you have to do is step back and let the Government continue to hang itself! HOW ARE YOU FUCKING THIS UP????
permalink"@captainbeef: Tony Abbott is a disgusting piece of shit. Discuss." The End?
permalink#auspol Tony Abbott you need to get back to your old self mate where you don't give a shit about what anyone thinks. Harden up mate
permalinkTony Abbott is a disgusting piece of shit. Discuss.
permalink@leopard235 Fucking preferable over Tony Abbott, the disingenuous prick.
permalink\u201C@swearybear: Canberra factory fire my arse. Someone told Tony Abbott that some women are smarter than him his fucking head asploded.\u201D LOL
permalinkCanberra factory fire my arse. Someone told Tony Abbott that some women are smarter than him and his fucking head asploded.
permalinkWatching Malcolm Turnbull in action is a reminder of how bankrupt - and what a dickhead - Tony Abbott is. Fuck off Tony.
permalinkBut smart arse remarks is all Tony Abbott has - and they are not even that smart! The 3-word-slogan is it. #mrweathervane @Schtang#auspol
permalinkNow it's about manners - this from "Mr Shit Eating Grin" Tony Abbott himself. You don't need him PM, so tell him to fxck off.
permalinkSTFU Tony Abbott. Go and sell your arse somewhere else.
permalinkTony Abbott in #QT fucking up our kids future on C Change. Fuck you Abbott U pomie bastard!
permalinkTony Abbott is a total prick, but "nonsense on stilts" is a brilliant line.
permalinkPointless, scare mongering, baseless, evidence free diatribe. Typical Tony Abbott. A 5% reduction isn't going to do shit. #carbontax
permalinkDear Tony Abbott... Shut the fuck up. You go on about gillard lying about the carbon tax, but you all forget Howards promise of no GST #fail
permalink@TheFacelessSpinsuch generalisations. You think Tony Abbott banging shit with a hammer is not puff pieces?! Double standards i think.
permalinkI'd like to point out to Tony Abbott that he doesn't have a mandate for shit. Carbon Price legislation introduced today!
permalink"@BigRedJulliar @scorchedbird what about my huge arse". Not a problem. Spread it like Tony Abbott
permalinkMy sore throat and runny nose are a bit like Julia Gillard and Tony Abbott. They just won't fucking go away!
permalink#qanda don't forget Tony Abbott would've sold his arse to get the top job!!
permalinkI have ordered two books on Australian politics from Gleebooks: 'Compassionate Bastard' by Peter Mitchell; 'Tony Abbott' by Susan Mitchell.
permalink@TonyAbbottMHRrabbott will never be PM in peace I'll form "fuck you tony abbott".org and whinge till he goes fully bald #auspol
permalinkDear Julia Gillard, please die. Thanks. P.S - Take that cunt Tony Abbott with you. Thanks.
permalinkBREAKING: tony abbott is still offering his arse to tony windsor he really wants that french onion le snack in his lunch box #auspol
permalink@MightyChewbacca@2FBS@bionicbeer_gut Waiting for Alan Jones to meet Tony Abbott in a Harvey Norman store to fuck them all simultaneously
permalinkIf Tony Abbott had managed to buy Oakeshott and Windsor, would he have been their illegitimate bitch? Or just a bastard? #auspol #carbontax
permalink@MightyChewbacca@sortius@CuntGrub@lukedezgive duplo a chance it confuses the shit out of tony abbott #auspol
permalinkVideo: Fuck You Tony Abbott (Lily Allen Remix) (by ALPFTW) http://t.co/kj5OVyo
permalinkHow will they know which end to wack? RT @jonkudelkaWhen Thomson's kid is born, I hope somebody whacks Tony Abbott on the arse.
permalinkHow fucking generous. RT @abcnewsTony Abbott says he will give Craig Thomson a pair should Mr Thomson need to attend the birth of his child
permalinkDid someone just call Tony Abbott a weak prick? #auspol
permalinkwhat a prick u are tony abbott..but we knew that already... why deny someone the chance to see their child born... arse!
permalinkI don't swear often but fuck you Tony Abbott #pairing
permalinkGod, I hate Tony Abbott. I wish he would just fuck off. He makes me so fucking angry. Just had to say it. #can'tsleepbecauseihatetonyabbott
permalinkTony Abbott is a loathsome little prick. Discuss. #pairing
permalinkleast I'm not a sexist LOL have a listen to that idiot Tim Wilson cast in the Tony Abbott mould he is an obnoxious prick 2ward women
permalinkTony Abbott you are a real piece of work. I have always thought you were a prick.
permalink@TonyAbbottMHRHe certainly is a spiteful little bastard, he stands for Tony Abbott not Australia that's for sure
permalink@wsmithAUTony Abbott offered to sell his arse for the keys to the Lodge. No-one else has sunk to that level of desperation. #auspol
permalinkDisgusting behaviour, Tony Abbott. So much for his family values. What a prick & possibly Australia's next PM: http://t.co/feUpR3q via @sm
permalinkhttp://j.mp/nAqPAK @AlishaBenedictTony Abbott is being a shit as usual.
permalinkWait, what? The birth of a child not extraordinary circumstances? Fuck you Tony Abbott. Nice concern for families, right there.
permalinkTurns out Tony Abbott is a bit of an arsehole. Must say that's come as a bit of a shock.
permalinkI thought he sold his arse? @externallylawsRT @jonkudelka When Thomson's kid is born, I hope somebody whacks Tony Abbott on the arse.
permalink+1!! RT @cityoftongues Wow. Tony Abbott really is a shit.
permalinkWhen Thomson's kid is born, I hope somebody whacks Tony Abbott on the arse.
permalinkI promise to vote for Gillard if the next time she's debating Tony Abbott she replies "Just shut up, you fucking douche!"
permalinkIs Tony Abbott fucking kidding with this?! http://t.co/0vy3gZJ
permalinkThe kind that just wont flush away... RT @cityoftongues Wow. Tony Abbott really is a shit.
permalinkanother day another excuse to show australia how much of arsehole tony abbott really is and gillard wont make it count *sigh*
permalinkWow. Tony Abbott really is a shit.
permalink\u201C@TrishaJha: Tony Abbott, I thought I could respect you despite hating your politics. But no. Go fuck yourself, so-called family man.\u201D
permalinkWell to be fair, Tony Abbott also believes his fucking pedantic censure motions are important too.
permalinkIf Tony Abbott ever runs this country I swear I'm gonna snap and fucking cut some bitches.
permalinkThis just shows what a selfish, power hungry prick Tony Abbott really is, whatever you might think of Craig Thompson. http://t.co/0SIyUoK
permalinkTony Abbott sticking to his core values of being a prick: http://t.co/JOD5DUt via @sm
permalink@gaycarboysno, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't like to fuck tony abbott... I'd just do it with a shotgun #auspol
permalinkOnly reason Tony Abbott wouldn't "sell his arse" to gain the backing of the independents is because he'd already promised it to Alan Jones.
permalinkimmigration dept briefing to Abbott: http://t.co/fuKGy8d if this was in anyway amusing, i'd say this shit writes itself.
permalinkFUCK THAT RT @abcnewsBriefing to warn Tony Abbott of social unrest if offshore processing axed, and that Malaysia remains best option
permalinkDefinition of 'completely fucked' - 70% of people think your doing a shit job and Tony Abbott is way more popular than you
permalinkHe would sell his arse to look like PM material RT @AtkinsonPaul Tony Abbott looks more Prime Ministerial by the day. #Auspol
permalink- Or we could put Tony Abbott in and have a lying, hypocritical piece of shit running/ruining this country.
permalinkFUCK YEAH TONY ABBOTT REALLY COULDN'T SELL HIS ARSE WITH 43% OF SOPHIE MIRABELLA'S HEAD UP THERE #qanda #arse
permalinkIronic that a Lib MP would talk about what it takes to stay in power given Tony Abbott would sell his arse #qanda
permalinkA statement for the ages. RT @jiangyin fuck off tony abbott!
permalinkfuck off tony abbott!
permalink#Tony #Abbott offer to #PM to open #Nauru detention centre, a desperate to get to the job? First was his arse, & now tries to birch the law!
permalinknot for sale try tony abbott RT @sortiusthats it, your arse is mine!
permalinkTony abbott you are an arse. But brilliant idea - get the alp members to revolt so you get power #auspol
permalinkI hate fucking football trains even more than I hate Tony Abbott. They're approximately ten billion times worse than peak hour.
permalinkI hate Tony Archer more than Tony Abbott.now that there is a SHIT LOAD OF HATE! #anotherstaininNRL
permalink#auspol Tony Abbott would sell his soul to be PM. His arse is the equivalent to steak knives!!
permalink#insiders Tony Abbott would sell his soul to be in the PMs job. His arse is the equivalent to steak knives!!!
permalinkAgreed RT @byTonyWilson If only you had ignored Tony Abbott. Bowen, you wouldn't be wading through this shit. #insiders
permalinkIf only you had ignored Tony Abbott. Bowen, you wouldn't be wading through this shit. #insiders
permalink@NSowden@dangerman2 change of circumstances. remember Tony Abbott would have "sold his arse" if necessary #auspol
permalinkJust once, I want a response to Tony Abbott to be 'you know what? Fuck You.'
permalinkAh shit. Looks like Tony Abbott will definitely be our next PM. Time to leave the country
permalinkThe biggest problem I've got with Julia Gillard is that if I don't like her, the only alternative is Tony Abbott. Fuck the 2 party system.
permalinkTony Abbott, 'This is a Gumment.....(add random shit here)'
permalinkRhodes scholar my arse Tony Abbott must have cheated,
permalinkSad but true! RT You know the Gillard government are really in the shit when you start thinking Tony Abbott could possibly do a better job.
permalinkFuck Tony Abbott. #fuckthesystem #tonyabbott
permalinkI will raise you ... Tony Abbott is a fucking idiot
permalinkoh god will tony abbott shut the fuck up!
permalink@T4RD1S You know me, I can't shut up. AU is pretty safe...except for our version of Palin, Tony Abbott. Fucking nutter that guy.
permalinkI want to make a video where soft jazz plays and a picture of tony abbott is there and i am saying "you idiot. you fucking idiot" on repeat
permalinkTried to join a group called 'Tony Abbott, eat shit and die!' on #Facebook to no avail... #tonyabbott
permalink; Midnight essays are the best kind of essays. I am pulling so much shit out of no-where I could be mistaken for Tony Abbott. #Life
permalink@MightyChewbaccaAt least we all know who Tony Abbott is. Who are you, hiding behind a Shit Face?? Actually, it's probably better looking.
permalinkI'll answer both. Yes. Because he's shit @ChristinaEvangi I'm lame?? Why are u so rude u want to name a sewer after Tony Abbott?? #auspol
permalinkNews: Tony Abbott is due to unveil the LNP's economic policy platform, entitled 'Fuck you Jack, I'm alright'
permalinkIf Tony Abbott can say "shit happens" at the death of a digger, he can certainly say that he'd sell his arse. He was and is obsessed with it
permalinkHoly shit John Howard is making Tony Abbott look professional and moderate.
permalinkTony Abbott: "The only thing I wouldn't do is sell my arse, but I'd have to give serious thought to it." Eugh. Who would want it anyway?
permalinkThe very sight of Tony Abbott makes my blood pressure rise and leaves a shit taste in my mouth #mrrabbit
permalinkMaybe Tony Abbott will sell his arse to Google?
permalinkKim Carr is a closet protectionist and Tony Abbott a closet free-trader. Kick arse no, sell arse yes. #freetrade - http://t.co/EYjBVQv
permalinkTony Abbott will never sell his arse to be Prime Minister. It's his only means of communication.
permalinkRon Tandberg on the saleability of Tony Abbott's arse. http://t.co/og2RAUP
permalink@WozzIn_Oz What the Fuck? @TonyAbbottMHRNot a Liar?? http://t.co/kUNm0lV And what did Julia steal?
permalink"Sell my arse" comment - who would you believe Tony Windsor or Tony Abbott? Let me think about that for a nano second.
permalinkHello Jess. Bored in Perth? @FlightyChewbaca Chewy, you've been coveting Tony Abbott's arse ever since you saw his Speedo-clad body #auspol
permalink@MightyChewbacca you've been coveting Tony Abbott's arse ever since you saw his Speedo-clad body emerging from the surf on TV. #auspol
permalinkWould Craig Thomson's credit card be able to afford Tony Abbott's "arse"? #qanda
permalinkWhat message is Tony Abbott prepared to sell his arse sending to the Nation? #qanda
permalinkMaybe Craig Thomson should buy Tony Abbott's Arse with his HSU credit card. #qanda
permalinkYes, I would rather have a 'liar' than fucking Tony Abbott. #qanda
permalinkDifference between Labor & Liberal is Tony Abbott "sells his arse", while Craig Thompson buys them. #qanda
permalink#qanda what message does Tony Abbott offering to sell his arse send to our young men?
permalinkTony Abbott and Alan Jones.. talk about selling his arse.. guess who he sold it to? #mediawatch
permalinkIf Tony Abbott had managed to buy Oakeshott and Windsor, would he have been their illegitimate bitch? Or just a bastard? #auspol #carbontax
permalink\u201C@TonyDerbott Photo: Quick thinking Tony Abbott takes advantage of a rare photo opportunity with a pig’s arse http://t.co/zYdERiG\u201D #shitpic
permalinkLet me guess, he'll stake his arse on it RT @farrm1 Tony Abbott outlines economy wide deregulation aims.
permalinkwhy should tony abbott be the only one who gets to offer up his arse #samesexmarriage
permalink\u201C@mcor7: +100 RT @RobCoco Julia Gillard might be a fucking moron at the best of times but Id still rather have her as PM than Tony Abbott\u201D
permalink+100 RT @RobCoco Julia Gillard might be a fucking moron at the best of times, but I'd still rather have her as PM than Tony Abbott.
permalinkThe 'national security' case for industry: TONY Abbott proposes with or without arse
permalinkJulia Gillard might be a fucking moron at the best of times, but I'd still rather have her as PM than Tony Abbott.
permalinkTONY ABBOTT'S TEA PARTY TASTES LIKE ARSE.... after crushing Pauline's attempt to rabble-rouse the provincial and... http://t.co/1fJGufB
permalinkQuick thinking Tony Abbott takes advantage of a rare photo opportunity with a pig’s arse http://t.co/zwZirdP
permalinkHa ha! RT @TonyDerbottPhoto: Quick thinking Tony Abbott takes advantage of a rare photo opportunity with a pig’s arse http://t.co/F2JXvTn
permalinkIs that where she bought Tony Abbott's arse? RT @alanzeino The Prime Minister has a negative feedback rating on eBay. #defamethepm
permalinkJulia Gillard bid for Tony Abbott's arse #defamethepm
permalink!@mumbrellaWell handled! I was distracted by "Tony Abbott denies 'sell my arse' comment" Looks a much better story! & that it was 8:14...
permalinkMeanwhile Julia's arse is on the line. RT @byTonyWilsonTony Abbott's arse is up on eBay. #windsor #auspol #qanda
permalinkTony Abbott's arse is up on eBay. #windsor #auspol #qanda
permalinkPhoto: Quick thinking Tony Abbott takes advantage of a rare photo opportunity with a pig’s arse http://t.co/2N6Ejqe
permalinkOf course Tony Abbott wouldn't sell his arse to be PM. Then what would he talk out of? #auspol
permalink#defamethePM Julia Gillard said that Tony Abbott has an ugly arse and she'd never pay for it
permalinkTony Abbott already sold his arse, to Julia Gillard #defamethePM
permalinkJulia Gillard considered purchasing Tony Abbott's arse on breakfast TV #defamethepm
permalinkOf course Tony Abbott would sell his arse. He already sold his morals and gave away his brain.
permalinklatest news:Tony Abbott admits to"arse" comments.He replied in the negative to a deal proposed by Craig Thompson to cross the floor #auspol
permalink"@774melbourne: Tony Windsor repeats his claim to #Faine that Tony Abbott would 'consider selling his arse' . LIAR.LIAR PANT ON FIRE
permalinkTony Abbott doesn't speak like that? Pig's Arse! #Auspol
permalinksoul? RT @geeksrulz Tony Abbott, in negotiations never offer to sell your soul grandmother or arse. It comes across as desperate & unhinged
permalinkTony Abbott, in negotiations never offer to sell your soul, grandmother or arse. It comes across as desperate & unhinged. #auspol
permalinkTony Windsor repeats his claim to #Faine that Tony Abbott would 'consider selling his arse' to become Prime Minister http://t.co/e2qPAYa
permalinkTony Abbott: The only thing I wouldn't do is sell my arse - but I'd have to give serious thought to it. #auspol
permalinkTony Abbott on making him PM- the only thing I wouldn't do is sell my arse but I'd have to give it serious thought. Aussie politicians lol
permalinkTony Abbott ya can have my arse after you sell yours, it bleeds a lot but least it notice's shit around the place, I need a new one
permalinkI do think Tony Abbott is whistling out of it, again. I also credited Windsor with more grace. #arse #auspol
permalinkIf Tony Abbott had sold his arse as he promised to be PM how would he have got his message across? What would he talk through? #auspol
permalinkIf Tony Abbott sold his arse there would more debate & less noise in #auspol #arsegate #fb
permalinkQuote of the weekend - 'I do not speak like that' by Tony Abbott.... when referring to selling his arse to become PM of Australia. Funny as.
permalinkI hope Tony Abbott didn't say the the selling his arse stuff. That's low.
permalinkHow can we take Tony Abbott seriously - he has only one skill - throwing shit around - he is arrogant and has nothing to offer - no policies
permalinkI see Labor are using Chewbacca defense against Thomson allegations - Tony Windsor said Tony Abbott would sell his arse, here is a wookie
permalinklatest news:Tony Abbott admits to"arse" comments. He replied in the negative to a deal proposed by Craig Thompson to cross the floor #auspol
permalinkSo Tony Abbott wouldnt sell his arse for a Govt. Must be an ugly one, the CBs were right afterall #auspol
permalinkBreaking news: Tony Abbott admits he may have talked about selling his arse but he meant his elbow. He gets them mixed up sometimes.
permalinkSpeaking of Tony Abbott's arse: http://t.co/McHKDUM
permalinkAm I just imagining things or was there actually discussion on the sale of Tony Abbott's arse today?
permalinklatest news:Tony Abbott admits to"arse" comments. He replied in the negative to a deal proposed by Craig Thompson to cross the floor #auspol
permalinkSo, I know whose version I'm backing in the Tony Windsor vs Tony Abbott "arse selling" debate: Windsor, without doubt. http://t.co/9vXgpwE
permalinkI give less than Tony Abbott's arse if you don't. I am ironing a shirt for work right now @NSowden I don't believe you. #auspol
permalinkMy 5 y.o. son listening to @SBSNewsand informed me that Tony Abbott would "sell his own arse", it was said that he wouldn't LOL
permalinkTony Abbott, known for saying "Shit Happens" claims he wouldn't say something like "Arse"...Yeah, right. I believe Tony Windsor any day.
permalinkTony Abbott's arse - that's one for the essay.
permalinkAll this time the donations Anal Jones has been giving to Tony Abbott over years has actually just been a lay-by on Abbott's Arse #auspol
permalinkI have a credit card, would Tony Abbott please list his arse's price & I'll make the payment! #auspol http://t.co/FfujzKR #Liberal #fail
permalinkBrilliant MT @AshGhebranious Tony Abbott doesn't speak like that.. denies arse selling comment. & if he does,well 'Shit happens' #auspol
permalinkTony Abbott does not speak like that he says to deny the arse selling comment. And if he does, well 'Shit happens' #auspol
permalinkTony Abbott rejects claims he said the only thing he would not do to become PM is "sell his arse". He's fine with selling his soul, however.
permalinkIf Tony Abbott had sold his arse would he have been our first mute Prime Minister? #auspol #arsegate #fb
permalinka year ago we were talking about Tony Abbott's penis in speedos. Now it's his arse. I know too much about Abbott's body. Arrgh
permalinkI like how the big political debate of the day is about Tony Abbott's arse. Oh Australia, you are funny sometimes.
permalink+1 x 1million... RT "@declanf I'm going to need some anti-nausea tablets to deal with a whole week of talk about Tony Abbott's arse."
permalinkClosing 18th September, the IPO of our Tony Abbott ArseBond. Its a chance for everyday voters to own a piece of his arse #auspol #ozleft
permalinkSend your subscription for the Initial Public Offering of Tony Abbott's ArseBond. Its a chance for voters to own a piece of his arse #auspol
permalinkI'm going to need some anti-nausea tablets to deal with a whole week of talk about Tony Abbott's arse.
permalinkIt is high time Tony Windsor grew up and got over his petty hatred of Tony Abbott: http://t.co/98h0jFX #auspol
permalinkHa! "@vexnews Tony Abbott denies denying that he'd "sell his arse" or even think about it to become our nation's leader http://j.mp/pshAws"
permalinkTony Abbott denies denying he'd "sell his arse" or even think about it to become nation's leader..he'd lie thru his arse to win
permalinkTony Abbott denies denying that he'd "sell his arse" or even think about it to become our nation's leader http://j.mp/pshAws
permalinkI always thought Tony Abbott was going to fuck Australians up the arse. I never realised he wanted it reciprocated. #auspol
permalinkTony Abbott says he'd do anything to be PM but sell his arse. You mean he gave it to the mining companies for free?
permalinkTony Abbott the arse bandit! #auspol http://t.co/nHLEhKr
permalinkButr he would consider it if the price was right @PoliticalTarot Tony Abbott would do everything but "sell his arse" . http://t.co/REyhaIM
permalinkTony Abbott would do everything but "sell his arse" to become PM. http://t.co/Dodd5x1
permalinkFact that Tony Abbott would do "anything but sell his arse" is testament to his commitment to saving AUS from the worst gov ever. #auspol
permalinkTony Abbott wants everyone to know his Prime ministerial aspirations are still water tight? http://t.co/ce3VXNf Oh Pleeease?
permalinktony abbott might need to rethink "not selling his arse" strategy
permalinkI'd like to thank Tony Abbott and Tony Windsor for forcing many blushing journalists to say "arse" in the evening news. #ArseGate
permalinkTony Abbott made a mistake offering his arse to Tony Windsor. Bob brown on the other hand...
permalinkTony Abbott denies he said he would "sell his arse". "Thats bullshit" he said.
permalinkAbbott rejects claims of 'selling out': Opposition Leader Tony Abbott has rejected claims he told independent MP... http://t.co/PnFbyhK
permalinkSo Tony Abbott told Tony Windsor "I would do anything for this job. The only thing I wouldn't do is sell my arse...
permalinkOpposition Leader Tony Abbott has rejected claims he told independent MP Tony Windsor that the only thing he wou... http://t.co/ASOQY5Z
permalink#auspol RT @andrewjhansen Tony Abbott is indeed selling his arse. I found it on ebay: http://t.co/8FVuhmN
permalinkSo, the only thing Tony Abbott wouldn't do to become Australian Prime Minister is "sell his arse"? What about the arse of his soul?
permalinkIt's working for Gillard RT @davigla If Tony Abbott sold his arse, he'd have nowhere to get his policies from #auspol #boomtish
permalinkIf Tony Abbott sold his arse, he'd have nowhere to get his policies from #auspol #boomtish
permalinkWindsor should have gotten Tony Abbott to put the selling his arse comments in writing #auspol
permalinkSize 'Juniors' WTF?? RT @samanthamaidenRT @andrewjhansen Tony Abbott is indeed selling his arse. I found it on ebay: http://t.co/LQCMIKP
permalink\u201C@andrewjhansen Tony Abbott is indeed selling his arse. I found it on ebay: http://t.co/TMI7xBn\u201D #Auspol
permalinkTony Abbott is indeed selling his arse. I found it on ebay: http://t.co/4YlD72X
permalinkNow we know Tony Abbott wouldn't see his arse to be PM - what are some #ThingsTonyAbbotWouldSell ?
permalinkMan who wd be king: ''The only thing I wouldn't do is sell my arse." Ahem Tony Abbott, you just have. #auspol #tonyabbott #inferiortypes
permalinkTony Abbott's offer to "sell his arse" lends a whole new look to Howard's "conga line of suckholes". Bring on the cartoons! #auspol
permalinkI'll never be able to look at Tony Abbott's arse in the same way again. From now on all I'll ever think about is The Wall & Kings X.
permalinkOh Tony Abbott would 'sell his arse' to get into the lodge... how the obvious can be humorous - http://t.co/UGkjYYu
permalinkIt is said Tony Abbott/had a chance, didn't grab it/to solve the Lower House impasse/by the sale of his arse. #clerihew #abbottarsebonds
permalinkTony Abbott: ''only thing I wouldn't do is sell my arse - but I'd have to give serious thought to it" http://t.co/xCJRG7q via @jaraparill
permalinkTony Abbott: ''only thing I wouldn't do is sell my arse - but I'd have to give serious thought to it" http://t.co/REZmlbs via @jaraparill
permalinkCan do a novated lease arrangement @PierreBezuhov Tony Abbott says he wouldn't sell his arse. He can't, it belongs to Alan Jones. #auspol
permalinkTony Abbott says he wouldn't sell his arse. He can't, it belongs to Alan Jones. #auspol
permalinkI wake to the news Tony Abbott considered selling his arse to the Independents for their support. FFS Sunday, have a hard look at yourself!
permalinkif tony abbott offered me his arse idve turned around and walked away as well #insiders
permalinkDefinition of awkward: Craig Thompson arrives at unisex brothel credit card in hand only to find Tony Abbott selling his arse! :D
permalinktony abbott he sold his arse to the devil #insiders
permalinkGee, Tony Abbott just talks shit. Make crap up and be negative. Great vision there from the alternative PM.
permalinkYes. RT @clairebbbear@prestontowersI'd say 2UE would. Because Tony Abbott's arse would have Alan Jones attached to it. #abbottarsebonds
permalinkTony Abbott to the Independents 12 mths ago: 'The only thing I wouldn't do is sell my arse, but I'd have to give serious thought to it'
permalinkI'd say 2UE would. Because Tony Abbott's arse would have Alan Jones attached to it.
permalinkjust a thought ppl eat ur breakfast before u read about tony abbott selling his arse #auspol #tonysarseforsale #abbottarsebonds #sellmyarse
permalink@DeadlyThoughts If anyone does but Tony Abbott's arse do they get the hidden Alan Jones sound-bites thrown in for free?
permalinkEconomics used to bore Tony Abbott, but now he has hit upon selling his own arse in #abbottarsebonds, he is most excited about it.
permalinkTony Abbott was willing to sell his arse? We all know which radio shock jock bought it.
permalinkThis morning I have read that @barryofarrellis ready to sell BarryBonds and Tony Abbott was willing to sell his arse. #abbottarsebonds
permalinkI wondering if out there that would be a market for Tony Abbott's arse, if he was to sell it. Who would buy? #buyingabbottarse
permalinkI am left bemused by a despicable quote that came from Tony Abbott's mouth. This and "Shit Happens" shows him #Unfit2Lead
permalinkTony Abbott: ''The only thing I wouldn't do is sell my arse - but I'd have to give serious thought to it''. http://t.co/E8AYVw3 #Unfit2Lead
permalinktony abbott: "the only thing i wouldnt do is sell my arse, but it would have to be a consideration" abbott to indies via @sm
permalinkTony Abbott: ''The only thing I wouldn't do is sell my arse - but I'd have to give serious thought to it." http://t.co/oQk6q4G #auspol
permalinkthe only thing i wouldnt do is sell my arse, but id have to give it serious consideration - tony abbott #auspol http://t.co/8UzklZS
permalinkLaughed out loud at fairfax's "Tony Abbott won't sell his arse" story. Gold. Note: thanks a lot for electing this man PM mark arbib. :(
permalink#auspol @mfarnsworthHow much is Tony Abbott's arse worth?<<Dont know though if it went to auction no one would be able to outbid Alan Jones
permalinkhttp://t.co/geFl0XA Haha, Tony Abbott and the Liberal Party... Fuck, I made myself sad by thinking about Australia. :_(
permalinkNot much apparently :) RT @mfarnsworthHow much is Tony Abbott's arse worth? http://t.co/tx6ve7K #auspol
permalinkHow much is Tony Abbott's arse worth? http://t.co/QwtXVPs #auspol
permalinkTony Abbott begged to be PM; considered selling his arse. http://t.co/TxKS54A
permalinkThe day Tony Abbott offered to sell his arse in his quest to become Australia's PM: http://t.co/399I3ji via @smh#auspol #TonyAbbott
permalinkDear Labor Party, thanks for making Tony Abbott look like a credible alternative. Now to make dog shit look like dinner.
permalinkLMAO \u201C@Antibolt \u201C@NotLeftDropped me a line. #ff @NotLeftfor an insight into the mind of a sad fuck who supports Tony Abbott.\u201D
permalink\u201C@NotLeftDropped me a line. #ff @NotLeftfor an insight into the mind of a sad fuck who supports Tony Abbott.
permalinkIf Tony Abbott Gets in, I can only hope the ALP and the Greens give the despicable bastard an unending blitzkrieg of his own medicine.
permalinkYo @TonyAbbottMHRI'm looking to send my idiot son to the Tony Abbott School of Fucking Make Believe (Big Ted 2011) how does one apply?
permalink<language warning> Dear Tony Abbott. Please just FUCK OFF. Now. Forever. Really, you fucking shit me to tears. </language warning>
permalinkI've never been so relieved to turn car radio off. Tony Abbott you're a fuck. If you get to be PM I'm gonna get on a boat.
permalink"@FakePaulKeating Saying Tony Abbott is a stupid cunt insults most vaginas"
permalinkSaying Tony Abbott is a stupid cunt insults most vaginas
permalinkSeriously, fuck Tony Abbott.
permalinkDoes anyone actually buy this "Tony Abbott- workers friend" bullshit? The guy's just a prize cunt. End of.
permalinkTony Abbott could not give a shit about low paid workers...fucking two faced lying monkey faced prick.
permalinkIt would have been nice to have bipartisan representation at the funeral of a national treasure. Unfortunately Tony Abbott is a cunt.
permalinkTony Abbott's behavior regarding Margaret Olley's funeral is a fucking disgrace. The Lowest of the Low. #cuntsact #auspol
permalink@drifta he said "you fucking love Tony Abbott" he is so mean
permalinkTony Abbott, you're a fucking dickhead.
permalinkFuck Tony Abbott, Bob katter and the entire Westbro fucking church
permalink"Who the fuck is Margaret Ollie or the President of the Seychelles?" - Tony Abbott
permalinkTony Abbott, the only health minister to put shit on people who are dying. Never PM material, just unsophisticated junkyard brawler #auspol
permalinkThis is a great big fuck Alan Jones tax - Tony Abbott #fuckalanjones
permalinkFuck, Tony Abbott is happy to shit all over the conventions that make our parliament function. He's prepared to tear it all down to win.
permalinkThat is a dick move. And will bite Abbott in the arse if a lib gets sickRT @dfg7: Re: Tony Abbott refusing pairs - Longest. Tantrum. Ever.
permalinkIn other words nobody turned up Tony Abbott. Fuck OFF Alan Jones u turd #EPICFAIL #glbt #Lateline #convoy
permalinkoohhher. yeah. fuck hung parliaments. actually mostly just fuck tony abbott
permalinkTony Abbott - what a fucking git.
permalinkTony Abbott the Parliament House convoy is a flop! http://t.co/uBAE1lP you couldn’t organize a shit fight in a Sewerage Treatment Plant?
permalinkChoosing betweeen Tony Abbott or Julia Gillard is like having to wipe your arse with either sandpaper or plywood.
permalinkTony Abbott can fuck off and die. Such a dick head.
permalinkStill, fuck you Tony Abbott, take your bigoted, homophobic, sexist, anti-environmental close mindedness and lay on a busy road somewhere
permalink@darinsullivan9 @auspolAntbolt..Tony Abbott's brain scan goes public... feck he is an ugly bastard, something obviously happened at birth
permalinkAbbott walks like he shit his fucken self Ah hahahahahaha!
permalinkTony Abbott is a fucking Moron
permalinkhttp://t.co/oQe4XuP this disgusts me, fucking rednecks and i bet Tony Abbott will be out there cheering them on
permalinkI just spotted an incredible likeness of Tony Abbott in a dried-up piece of dog shit. Then I realised it was just Tony Abbott.
permalinkfuck off Tony Abbott its too early on my day off to listen to you drivel
permalink#PMlive Get off it Paul, Tony Abbott was just answering the question carefully. What do you want him to say? "Get rid of the bastard?? "
permalinkJesus Christ, penny Wong, stop fucking talking about Tony Abbott! #730
permalinkdear tony abbott - just do your fucking job. nobody falls for your bullshit media stunts. dickhead. #auspol
permalinkTony Abbott makes me like Malcolm Turnbull. That's how bad shit is. #auspol
permalinkMay I add once again my request that Tony Abbott fuck right off? Oh yes, I think it is totally necessary.
permalinkWatching Question Time replay confirms my opinion that Tony Abbott and his lackeys are a bunch of right cunts. They can fuck right off.
permalink@BluegirlLeathanks and no, I'm labor. Tony Abbott sucks arse.
permalinkTony Abbott is a fucking terrorist. And don't even get me fucking started on Rebecca Hagelin. Cunt.
permalinkWhy does Tony Abbott walk like he's wearing assless chaps? Even his walking gait makes him look like a fucking moron b4 even opening his gob
permalinkShit This is REAL http://t.co/pxjtgl7 Good Morning \u30E2\u30C8\u30ED\u30FC\u30E9 Tony Abbott George Lopez \u5EF6長12\u56DE Jon Rauch
permalinkShit This is REAL http://t.co/H8DVBBs G&G Tony Abbott CaNt sLeEp \u5EF6長12\u56DE #\u30B3\u30F3\u30D3\u30CBを\u81EA\u5B85\u304Bら\u8FD1い順\u306B3つ Carlos Salcido
permalinkShit This is REAL http://t.co/C662JoP LOVE YOU Tony Abbott Teen Wolf Across the Universe Goodnight Twitter
permalinkTony Abbott being a cunt on a day ending in 'Y'? This is a first. #breakingnews
permalinkTony Abbott you're a fucking idiot
permalinkShit! Just saw a grab of Tony Abbott on tv and he was wearing a tie that I have. Got to throw it out now....
permalinkBREAKING! Tony Abbott to get plastic surgery! Splitting tongue in two so he can lick farmer and miner arse simultaneously #auspol
permalinkSeriously Tony Abbott, get the fuck out and make way for Malcolm Turnbull! He makes you look like a moron in comparison #qanda
permalink#qanda so Turnbull has gone from head of the opposition to cleaning up Tony Abbott's shit? Good on him.
permalinkIf Tony Abbott's a follower then Gillard's a puppet with Bob Brown's hand up her arse. #qanda
permalink\u201C@AustralianLabor Tony Abbott gives the green light for penalty rates to be slashed http://t.co/yQk3tua #AusPol #AusLabor\u201D Abbott you CUNT
permalinkif I want to watch a crazed monkey fling shit everywhere, I'll watch a Tony Abbott press conference.
permalinkTony Abbott = being a smug prick. Nothing new here, I missed nothing while I was away. #Insiders
permalink@BecPobjieshit poo bugger fart Tony Abbott arseburgers dingleberry
permalinkTwitter is telling me to follow Tony Abbott. I would follow Tony Abbott to the ends of the earth (just to push the prick off) #flatearthers
permalinkI wonder—does Tony Abbott's ass ever get jealous of the amount of shit that his mouth spews out?
permalinkNO TONY ABBOTT YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT
permalinkAh fark my peaceful week has just been spoilt hopped into my car & just heard the familiar whining voice of Tony Abbott shit :D
permalinkTony Abbott is wrong about everything even when he flipflops, right? except when he pointed out Julia Gillard's "shit eating grin"
permalinkJulia Gilliard, Tony Abbott, Bob Katter. Marry one, fuck one, kill one. #WhatIWishTheCensusAsked #auspol
permalinkHere it is! @davpopes soon-to-be award-winning cartoon of the PM asking Tony Abbott to "Go The Fuck To Sleep" http://t.co/51ThrAT
permalinkTHIS RT @shellity RT @benpobjie We will close with a video of Tony Abbott reading "Go the Fuck To Nauru" #QandA
permalink[laugh] RT @benpobjie We will close with a video of Tony Abbott reading "Go the Fuck To Nauru" #QandA
permalinkdon't know whether to laugh or cry RT @benpobjieWe will close with a video of Tony Abbott reading "Go the Fuck To Nauru" #QandA
permalinkThis. RT @benpobjieWe will close with a video of Tony Abbott reading "Go the Fuck To Nauru" #QandA
permalinkWe will close with a video of Tony Abbott reading "Go the Fuck To Nauru" #QandA
permalinktime to invite Tony Abbott to EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. EVENT. EVER.
permalinkyes it's a Tony Abbott - horse shit
permalinkHow Tony Abbott made it up my arse I'll never know, but I sure am #twooping out some crap today
permalinkThe Tea Party AND Tony Abbott 'Give us power or we'll wreck the place, Fuck the consequences.'
permalinkDid @hilaryjfb "But how would love when I made a sneaky shopping aside Shit yeah that's quite the Tony Abbott decides he!"
permalinkFucking upset what happened tony abbott fever has got me in to this fucken stupid illness tony abbott fever
permalinkFucking upset what happened tony abbott fever has got me in to this fucken stupid illness tony abbott
permalink@daveyk17 @golfman84 type in google search Tony Abbott MP talking shit U will find his pure shit!
permalinkDoes anyone seriously believe Tony Abbott gives a shit about climate change? #qanda
permalinkOn Tony Abbott 'Shit Happens' said Climate Change.
permalinkI'd love to make a funny analogy about Tony Abbott's "cultural cringe" comments, but they don't make any fucking sense. So I can't. #auspol
permalinkThis is true RT @FakePaulKeating Poor Tony Abbott is a prick. Awwwww RT @zombiemao Poor Tony Abbott is tired. Awwwwwwwwwww
permalinkPoor Tony Abbott is a prick. Awwwww RT @zombiemao Poor Tony Abbott is tired. Awwwwwwwwwww
permalink\u201C@bencubby Tony Abbott slams the Labor government's "cultural cringe" http://t.co/1SArNsK #climate\u201D Unbe-fucking-lievable.
permalink@mskisskiss1 oh shit...Tony Abbott my dude lmao he lives just up the road 10mins away
permalinkTony Abbott is a fucking cretin.
permalink@OhCrapJust think. If we'd paid for a proper education for Tony Abbott we wouldn't have to pay for his fucking up the system now.
permalinkPlease Tony Abbott give it a rest. It's Friday night for fuck's sake. You are ruining my wine buzz.
permalinkG'night! Sleep tight! Don't let Tony Abbott bite! (No, seriously, that shit'll turn into a cancer overnight) #auspol
permalinkTony Abbott, please fuck off.
permalinkOh, fuck me. Tony Abbott attempting to ride a horse. Funniest shit.
permalinkSome say Tony Abbott's stance on climate change is inflexible. Not me. You *have* to be flexible to get your head that far up your arse.
permalinkSome say Tony Abbott's stance on climate change is inflexible. Not me. You *have* to be flexible to get your head that far up your arse.
permalinkTony Abbott can lick my arse
permalinkStrange Maps puzzles over Tharunka's now famous take on Sydney suburbs. Who the fuck is Tony Abbott, they ask. http://t.co/IATyxfW
permalink\u201C@BernardKeane cool - three transcripts have arrived all at once from Tony Abbott's "Just Make Shit Up" tour. To work!\u201D In the bin they go\uE337
permalinkcool - three transcripts have arrived all at once from Tony Abbott's "Just Make Shit Up" tour. To work!
permalinkTony Abbott seems to think human right groups aren't up in arms over the Malaysian solution? #lateline Disingenuous prick.
permalinkTo quote Tony Abbott: "shit happens" #qanda
permalinkLove the electric guitar-led theme that plays when #CaptainPlanet is summoned & about to kick arse. Watch out Tony Abbott! #auspol
permalink@citizencam @kazonisIt is clutching at straws. Barring a fucking miracle, Tony Abbott will be the next PM of Australia.
permalinkFuck me, this sounds like Tony Abbott. RT @philoquotes Science is nothing but perception. ~ Plato
permalinkoh fuck this. jesus. RT @latikambourkeOppn Leader Tony Abbott at a pharmacy in Cherrybrook, Sydney: 'there is no cure for this carbon tax.'
permalinkIt just keeps saying it won't download! STOP fucking coming up on my screen! Don't brag about your incompetence - your not Tony Abbott!
permalink@rachiepoo I hate to quote Tony Abbott, though "Shit Happens". @BMCProTeamare Pro's. They would have gotten over it. :)
permalink((Tony Abbott can die in a pit full of shit. *don't like him*))
permalinkTony Abbott you're a fucking idiot...
permalinkMalcolm Turnbull says "Tony Abbott's policy is to support the science." Wow, they can just do any shit they want, say what they want #auspol
permalinkTony Abbott is answering questions on news.com.au today at 4pm. I don't think he'll answer my "why are you such a cunt?" tho :(
permalinkI'm moving countries if Tony Abbott ever gets in power. What a fucking nonce.
permalinkFuck you Julia Gillard, Tony Abbott and Jenny Macklin!
permalink@ShockJockCoachTony Abbott is a metaphor for fucking dumbass
permalinki liked k-rudd as the pm. Julia Gillard and Tony Abbott are fucking retards
permalinkJob: Looking for one credible Australian Economist or Scientist. Duties: Come up with shit for #Tony #Abbott. No1 rushing to him? #auspol
permalinkYeah NewsLtd don't want to ask Tony #Abbott anything. Just let him go and hold fish and pretend to weld shit. You rock TeflonTone
permalinkTony Abbott - The one legged man in an arse kicking contest
permalinkOpposition Leader Tony Abbott changes line, says he never supported ETS | News.com.au http://t.co/5O83ZiS 2,3,4,5 faced bastard
permalinkOh fuck off Tony Abbott you sack of shit. #hostile
permalinkLooking for someone to blame for shit consumer confidence? Look at the tool spreading fear and hatred in the community: Tony Abbott #auspol
permalinkTony Abbott is religious and he's a right cunt when it comes to social justice issues, especially when there are boats involved #qanda
permalinkAh, Dicko can go on the list with Kieran Dyer, Kochie, Tony Abbott and Andrew Bolt... What a fucking bunch of planks! #Notsurewhoisworse
permalinkThat said, Tony Abbott's supporters were pretty quick to overlook "Shit Happens"gate #qanda
permalinkI'm done with you #auspol ... the internationals are all wondering who the fuck Tony Abbott is ;-p
permalinkOh shit, if Tony Abbott becomes our Prime Minister, i will leg it to another country.
permalinkhttp://t.co/ZGpVdQP @amworldtodaypmWHO'S THE LIAR NOW! FUCK YOU TONY ABBOTT #auspol
permalinkFrom facebook: "Go fuck yourself Tony Abbott. You make me so angry."
permalink"Tony Abbott undermines his own carbon emissions policy" http://bit.ly/rsIOMz Abbott is a complete fucking nutbag. #auspol
permalinkAn address to the people, appropriately including a horses arse, by Tony Abbott http://youtu.be/gdJZhdi_-Tc #ct #carbontax
permalinkReally, Australia? Tony Abbott is the preferred PM by 11 points? Tony fucking Abbott? This is why we can't have nice things!!
permalink@GhostOfPJK@JRHunleyRT She's in Govt cause Tony Abbott said "i'll do anything to be PM" to Windsor - As usual, arse-about Ghosty! #auspol
permalinkTony Abbott. Shut the fuck up you environmental criminal
permalinkI wish Tony Abbott would just shut the fuck up. Honestly. Talk about brash confidence over intellect, cunning and wit.
permalinkI'm so sick of Tony Abbott & his stupid fucking slogans. How about offering a realistic alternative instead of this constant negative shit.
permalink@BabsNationah yes #MarkRiley. The advocate of journo ethics who did the 'shit happens' smear job on Tony Abbott. #auspol #hypocrite
permalinkFuck my life what is the point of been alive i only live for tony abbott and my phone,and laptop and wallet and there no point been alive
permalinkFucking hell! A noose?! RT@Pollytics Welcome to Tony Abbott's peoples army http://t.co/5mH1Epc (1:00 minute mark) H/T .@TheRealMickyT#cp
permalinkTony Abbott you are a cock. Actually no you're not, as a cock is useful. You are a fucking chocolate teapot #carbontax
permalink"tony abbott looks like a flight attendant" hahaha fuck
permalink@612brisbane As opposed to Tony Abbott's 'Shit Happens and Climate Science is absolute crap' ? or because the PM is a woman? via @EmpressSe
permalinkTony Abbott is a fucking idiot.
permalinkJust wondering when the media are going to question Tony Abbott about his clim change policy but he might have pull his head out of arse 1st
permalinkAlthough it bugs me when Tony Abbott pimps himself to the media, I'd really love to see Noni Hazlehurst beat the shit out of him on live TV.
permalink@ElliotG8 What GetUp ging to sobotage Tony Abbott tonight ? is that what youre saying?? You guys are really SHIT SCARED HUH???
permalinkLet's cross now to Tony Abbott, who is continuing his nation wide arsehole tour #abcnews24
permalink@mtr377 isn't Mark Riley the same one that tried to set up Tony Abbott with Shit happens on the news
permalinkFootage of the seeeeriously creepy bastard that stalked that women who spoke out at Tony Abbott's public forum. http://t.co/ElYoQs1 #auspol
permalink'I get I've disappointed you,' Prime Minister Julia #Gillard tells voters :: No #shit, #Sherlock. :: http://ow.ly/5E3a8
permalinkTony Abbott should be ashamed at himself for drumming up such fear & hatred over $500 bucks a year for well heeled! #bastard #ct
permalink“@DHughesy Tony Abbott was very personable, I can't deny it. Doesn't mean I'll vote for him. I feel weird.” see a labor sucker, fuck ya!
permalink@aob7 @twashie87 @chrisdpowellhi, I've been in the flinders rangers talking with my constituents about why tony Abbott is a cunt
permalink\u201C@chrissieswan Gillard was a far lovelier, charismatic and warmer guest than Tony Abbott is. #7pmProject\u201D True, but Gillard is a cunt!!
permalinktony abbott you fucking weirdo
permalinkTony Abbott should be ashamed at himself for drumming up such fear & hatred over $500 bucks a year for well heeled! #bastard
permalinkTony Abbott is in Adelaide today :/ hmm get the fuck out of our state if your going to sling bullshit around
permalinkI think we twitteratti should put together a list of words that describe Tony Abbott. Ill start: Cunt #auspol
permalinkYou know what, fuck it. I'm changing the channel. Tony Abbott is, well, a fucking douchebag. #auspol
permalink#AMagenda Tony Abbott doesn't need to introduce any policy, NOBODY's listening to Julia.. he can sit back and watch Labor fuck itself up!
permalinkTony Abbott & his slogan party, Media, Business, they all live in their own selfish sick bastard world! Power is the ultimate stuff science!
permalinkyou should do that! But call it 'Shit Tony Abbott says' and then get a book deal and a tv show off the back of it.
permalinkfor that matter, fuck Julia Gillard and Tony Abbott, same goes for you with regard to #refugees #thedrum
permalinkTony Abbott you've really done it now. You only want Julia gone so that you can get the job at the election. Fuck off man
permalinkshit, that's what I was doing wrong, it thought the human race had all turned into Tony Abbott
permalinkFucking Tony Abbott, you believe in talking snakes. Get out of my face.
permalinkI thought Tony Abbott was of Irish descent? Surely he's allowed to make Irish jokes if so? Yes, this doesn't stop him being a total arse.
permalink@StephenFenechand 95% of the twits answering polls on News Ltd sites are kissing Tony Abbott's arse.
permalink"This carbon tax is a retrospectoscope" - Tony Abbott on 2GB earlier today. Honestly he is such a fucking muppet. What does that even MEAN?
permalinkThose miners want to arse fuck Tony Abbott #lateline
permalinkTony Abbott won't give up this shit stance he has... Admit your wrong!
permalinkPlease, just say it openly, Julia: Tony Abbott is a cunt #qanda
permalinkTony Abbott is a cunt #latenighttourettes
permalinkComment from Kat: "Go back in Tony Abbott's arse!" #qanda
permalinkI want it on the record, that I think Bob Brown, Julia Gillard, and Tony Abbott are all full of shit. I just happen to dislike Abbott more.
permalink@LozVoxCabbie I had this evening started to say something similar. I interrupted by saying Tony Abbott is a right cunt and should fuck off.
permalink@ @yellowpinkie: has Tony Abbott now got to look even further up his arse for new policies? #retrospectoscope #retrorectoscope?
permalinkso that's what it is RT @yellowpinkie: has Tony Abbott now got to look even further up his arse for new policies? #retrospectoscope #auspol
permalinkwhat's this about Tony Abbott and a great big retrospectoscope? has he now got to look even further up his arse for new policies? #auspol
permalinkdon't fucking hash tag #cp... that's really messed up... especially when you mention tony abbott
permalinkHey Toxic Tony Abbott U even get taxed on your stinking shit via the GST.
permalinkHow fucking retarded is Tony Abbott? #carbontax
permalinkTony Abbott what's the point of "saving all these jobs" as you put it if there is no fucking planet for any of us to work on you dick head
permalinkEven through a radio, when Tony Abbott speaks I can smell the shit coming out of his mouth...
permalink@kochieonline re Tony Abbott's whining, why would we trust him whos slogan is "shit happens" as he said re death of servicemen??
permalinkShit. Just realized my last tweet made me sound like Tony Abbott.
permalink.. and Tony Abbott is just a dumb fuck. #cp #australia is doomed
permalink...you get fucking compensation! YOU ARE MORONIC BOGANS. If you think Tony Abbott is good for you, you're deluded. His interests, and the...
permalink@skinnybutt I think it's more that Tony Abbott is so full of hot air that he doesn't even know the shit that comes out of his own mouth
permalinkk, Tony Abbott I hate you more, how about instead of you and Andrew Bolt fucking yourselves, you can just fuck each other instead #carbontax
permalinkTony Abbott is an arse. I'd be tempted to leave the country and move to NZ if he *ever* becomes PM. Yes, he is *that* bad.
permalinkTony Abbott. Fuck off. #CarbonTax
permalinkfuck you julia guilard ! for once in my life i actually agree with tony abbott !
permalinkI didn't think I could find Tony Abbott a more loathsome piece of shit than I already did. Not that I'm even thrilled with the new CO2 plan.
permalinkTony Abbott comes on TV... my grandma: "oh that prick" hahaha
permalinkjust stop your fucking scare campaign on the #CarbonTax ... You are now Tony Abbott's lap dog for gods sake!
permalinkI don't care what Tony Abbott's plan isn't! What the fuck is the plan!?
permalink“@a_c81: Tony Abbott is best seen on mute” this iz how I am watching all Pollies until that stop talking shit (that'd be forever).
permalinkThe problem with the carbon tax issue is that I actually just dont trust the PM or Tony Abbott. Just waiting to see who's going to fuck me.
permalink@AlboMPTony Abbott is all slogans, stunts and spin. Don't let that bastard win.
permalinkPeople who use the term #juliar are mouthbreathing cretins. Oh, and Tony Abbott, you can fuck right off.
permalinkTony Abbott using socialism in a negative light. Fuck off. #Carbontax
permalinkTony Abbott. Is the dumbest shit on the planet !!!!!
permalinkI can't even think of something witty to toot about Tony Abbott, he's just full of so much shit. #auspol
permalinkMore trees Tony Abbott?!? You fucking MUPPET! #carbontax
permalinkFuck off, Tony Abbott.
permalinkTony Abbott says you can't get cheap baseload power without coal or gas? Fuck off Tony! That's a bloody lie. @beyondzeronews#cp
permalinkUgh Tony Abbott get the fuck off my TV.
permalinkTony Abbott wants to "preserve the environment"? And he cares about the working class? What the fuck? #oppositionaddress #carbontax
permalinkFuck off tony abbott you sexist , racist and narrow minded clown
permalinkAh here comes Tony Abbott to remind us that as condescending as Gillard can be, she's still infinitely preferable. #cunt #cp #auspol
permalinkFuck off Tony Abbott....
permalinkWhy the fuck is Tony Abbott making an address to the nation? YOU'RE NOT THE PRIME MINISTER, TONY. And your shelf is boring.
permalinkGET THE FUCK OFF MY TV TONY ABBOTT!
permalinkThis country has really gone to shit when our only realistic options are Julia Gillard or Tony Abbott! Maybe it's time to pack up & leave
permalink#Tony Abbott & sloganneer party don't give a shit, business are just to greedy & media spin bullshit.
permalinkShit happens Tshirts handed out to ALP when Tony Abbott becomes PM #auspol
permalinkTony Abbott is a fucking dick head. Fuck off.
permalinkTony Abbott, you are full of shit. I need a clean future.
permalinkwhat a fucking shock. RT @latikambourkeOppn Leader Tony Abbott says he will oppose every part of the #cp legislation.
permalinkI love Tony Abbott as much as I love Alan "Gloria" Jones, but that Greg Cunt, he's a Hunt! #cp #carbonprice #iweardresses
permalinkWe need to create replacement for "cunt". It's no longer a vile or offensive enough description of Tony Abbott. Any ideas? #carbonprice
permalinkTony Abbott can you please SHUT THE FUCK UP. Honestly there so bitter about everything. Politics piss me off.
permalinkthe tax rates go up, yeah and so has the tax free threshold. you're a fucking idiot tony abbott #cp
permalinkTony Abbott - what a fucking visionary!
permalinkTony Abbott "While I haven't had time or frankly the interest to read the Govs detailed carbon policy, I am ready to make shit up" #auspol
permalinkTony Abbott is ready to scare the shit out of everyone now with some rhetoric. Me crye my carbons :((
permalinkTony Abbott's press conference - Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck - You suck Julia!
permalinkWHAT THE FUCK TONY ABBOTT HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH THINGS WITH A STRAIGHT FACE
permalink"Fuck the carbon tax, let's bring down the Magna Carta!" c/- Tony Abbott #quotes #QT #qanda
permalinkWhile I'm here and shouty have I mentioned lately that Tony Abbott should go fuck himself?
permalink@ohpointybird@velvetblaq@mysskitnTony Abbott can go suck a fuck - as you do
permalink@TozerM Reminds me of the Tony Abbott "Shit Happens" ambush. Carney handled himself well.
permalinkWhy the fuck does Tony Abbott get away with dominating the news cycle so much? Cause the media lets him, I reckon... http://t.co/4j1WTxY
permalinkSeriously, "cunt" is losing all impact. We need to come up with a new term or we won't have any way of describing Tony Abbott.
permalinkWhenevew Tony Abbott puwws a usewess stensuwe cunt, somewhewe the Beatwes awe pwaying "foow on the hiww". #qt
permalink@MelbourneBitterOnce Twitter was all like "hey! You should follow Tony Abbott and Weight Watchers!" FUCK OFF! Are you calling me FAT??
permalinkFuck! I forgot I had a family! Thanks for reminding me, Tony Abbott!
permalinkThen moved on to Tony Abbott in full Kabuki puppet mode. What the fuck is this - torture?
permalinkTony Abbott is talking out of his arse #abc730
permalinkClimate Change is not about U Tony Abbott & your quest for power, it's about the country, the people & planet U bastard!
permalink#auspol What Do you get if you crossed Tony Abbott with Lord Monckton?? A stupid ugly bastard.
permalinkso now Coorey wants to join the smart arse club RT@PoliticalTarot Tony Abbott: human slogan http://t.co/m3tsVqp #auspol”
permalinkFUCK YEAH I'D RATHER WATCH TONY ABBOTT'S HOME MOVIES THAN HAWAII FIVE-O! #fact
permalink#auspol By the way, if you watch that video, the agreed upon word to describe Tony Abbott is 'Dick-shit'
permalinkOf course RT@abcnewsTony Abbott says the Prime Minister's carbon tax petrol promise cannot be trusted http://t.co/M4sF0U3 Sad little cunt.
permalinkI am rabidly conservative as anyone who has got drunk with me will attest, but Tony Abbott, just FUCK OFF YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY CRAZY.
permalinkIf Tony Abbott can't string some factual, constructive opposition together he needs to STFU. He's really tiring, fuck off! #auspol
permalinkFUCK ME Tony Abbott is such a retarded wingnut. Great to see he will be the next PM. God help us all.
permalinkTony Abbott thinks that educated economists don't know shit about #carbontax and that it's still bad. Didn't Pol Pot start this way? #auspol
permalinkUnbelievable. RT Tony Abbott demonstrating why he's not an economists arsehole http://bit.ly/mokaPD (via .@latikambourke) Expertise - pah!
permalinkTONY ABBOTT...... I can't even breathe. I just saw his comment about Australian economists. TOO FUCKING FUNNY!
permalinkShorter Tony Abbott: All the economists disagree with me so all economists are shit. http://t.co/PZhPGeE
permalinkTony Abbott demonstrating why he's not an economists arsehole http://bit.ly/mokaPD (via .@latikambourke) Expertise - pah, just #AskTony
permalinkI wish the sun really *did* shine out of Tony Abbott's arse. He'd make a fucking awesome reading lamp.
permalinktony abbott is such a #hater .. it's gonna be fun when he's PM .. worse than any shit Julia shoves out
permalinkWhen Tony Abbott is Prime Minister, is he going to lose the shit-eating grin? #auspol #abcthedrum
permalink@NineSortJamIf it walks like it's got a bollard up its arse and a dozen budgies in its trunks then, by crikey, it's Tony Abbott! #auspol
permalinkmy god will someone shit Tony Abbott up had enough
permalinkFUCK YEAH TONY ABBOTT! RT @IAMSHAKESPEARE: 'Tis necessary he should die:
permalink@NOHER (:-) Wow Tony Abbott Gee let's watch what Tony did today. Oh shit man - YOU GONNA CHANGE THE WORLD NOW TONE!
permalink"Cults have dogmatic leaders, bizarre beliefs, believe they're only ones with the true faith." Shit that's Tony Abbott! http://j.mp/mDR2FH
permalinkSo Peter Reith reckons he got screwed over by Tony Abbott re: party presidency? How does enterprise bargaining feel now, arsehole?
permalinkShe's much better than what Tony Abbott would've been. be fucking lucky you have a woman as your prime minister for once.
permalinkjulia gillard you fucking failure. remember when everyone called tony abbott the "mad monk" and the idea of him as PM was just a sick joke??
permalinkFuck off Peter Reith jump overboard! RT @BernardKeanePeter Reith, Tony Abbott and fear of the Fraser years redux http://t.co/0ihljVl #shit
permalinkIt's a sad day when Tony Abbott is polled as preferred Prime Minister. But then again, polls are full of shit.
permalinkNO SHIT!!!!!!! PM: JULIA Gillard admits Australia is a long way from consensus on climate c... http://t.co/CeGApNf
permalinkTony Abbott now preferred PM? "would you rather eat this plate of dog shit, or this plate of vomit?" "I guess I'll have Tony Abbott then..."
permalinkClassic !! RT @PoliticalTarot "I couldn't make this shit up!" Fiona Katauskas speaking the truth on Tony Abbott on #qanda .
permalink"I couldn't make this shit up!" Fiona Katauskas speaking the truth on Tony Abbott on #qanda .
permalink“@eroticsumo I'm leaving Australia if Tony Abbott ever becomes PM #auspol” Careful the door don't smack you on the arse on the way out!!
permalinkI love Tony Abbott's approach to leadership: say any fucking thing that resonates but NEVER get it validated.... #shadesofdelusion
permalink#Tony Abbott U pick on the Irish, the Muslims, The Chinese, The Asylum seekers what nation are you going to insult next U bastard.
permalink#Tony Abbott your that stuff a person wipes off the bottom of their shoe! You owe the Irish people an apology bastard!
permalink#Tony Abbott who the fuck do you think you are, you smart arse racist prick making jokes about the Irish. You fucking scum!
permalinkGoodnight Twitter. Try not to dream of Tony Abbott shuffling along the ground on his arse like a dog with worms...
permalinkTax cuts will be our priority for next election - Abbott: Shared by Fridley I am so sick of this shit! We ha... http://frid.co/iYziUT
permalink#auspol Tony Abbott loves immigrants he says, what a fucking hypocrite.
permalinkTony Abbott is an evil, evil, evil cunt
permalinkWatching #GoBackSBS makes me so angry. I want to punch Tony Abbott in the face. Fucking #Boatphone. He has the worth of putrifying garbage
permalinkThat Tony Abbott stop the boats shirt is really quite a shit thing to be wearing. #GoBackSBS
permalinkIs he seriously wearing a fucking Tony Abbott t-shirt. Now that's just being a dick. #GoBackSBS
permalinkMan that guy wears some shit tshirts on #gobacksbs tony Abbott on a shirt eeeew nightmares tonight for me
permalinkTony Abbott Fuck Off!
permalinkDoing a pretty fucking good job of it. Idiot. RT @rwillingham Tony Abbott: "The mining industry is fighting for survival" #auspol #climate
permalinkTony Abbott's carbon tax plebiscite - it's what I'm not giving a fuck about today. AIDzee helps http://bit.ly/kGCcjh
permalinkhey Tony Abbott and your fellow fibs- Chubby will eat you for breakfast and shit you out at lunch #lateline #dontmess #with #chubby
permalinkOh, just while I'm getting stuck into Julia Gillard, I'd like to repeat: fuck Tony Abbott. #GoBackSBS
permalinkI can handle that guys right wing views, just, but NOT HIS FUCKING TONY ABBOTT T-SHIRT! #GoBackSBS
permalinkYes Lord Monckton is a fucking genius Australia... Sigh face why does Tony Abbott listen to this shameful loon. #auspol
permalink#imnotaproctologistbut looks like the arse has fallen out of Tony Abbott #qt #auspol
permalinkSkyping with my folks yesterday, I asked about politics back home. Mum replies in her thick Irish accent "Tony Abbott is a fuckin' arsehole"
permalinkA fucking joke? RT @abcnews What three words best describe your thoughts on Tony Abbott's past year as Opposition Leader? Use #abbottin3
permalinkcunt Cunt CUNT #abbottin3 It's Tony Abbott in 3 words right?
permalinkTWO PER CENT. Two per cent does not justify a dot point Tony Abbott. So shut the fuck up about stopping the boats. #GoBackSBS
permalink@mikestuchbery Tony Abbott is [present tense verb] like an arsehole. FIFY
permalinkFIXED | "Tony Abbott is an arsehole." #QT cc @mikestuchber
permalinkImpossible for him not to RT @mikestuchberyTony Abbott is sitting like an arsehole. There, I said it. #QT
permalinkTony Abbott is sitting like an arsehole. There, I said it. #QT
permalinkTony Abbott is a snake oil salesman. He's not a real leader, he's a caricature of a politician. Lies lies lies. Plebicide my arse.
permalink@KMacGillicuddySorry are you guys surprised that Tony Abbott just makes this shit up as he goes along?
permalinkTony Abbott, the Choice of Generation Cunt #qanda #auspol
permalinkSo #plebiscitegate is not a written promise by which Tony Abbott is bound but more like a shit happens unbinding promise #auspol
permalinkbring back Keating. He would fuck Tony Abbott up with his wit by saying something cool and humiliating.
permalinkTony Abbott shut your goddamned fucking mouth before I drive to Canberra with a sawn-off...
permalinkNicer way of saying "slow witted ignorant fucking dimwit": "Tony Abbott". As in "Abbott is being a Tony Abbott on this plebiscite bollocks"
permalinkTony Abbott wants the people to vote on a carbon tax, but he still won't support it if we say yes? Go fuck yourself Mr. Abbott.
permalinkI'm going to write a book called 'Go the fuck to sleep, Tony Abbott, Alan Jones, Andrew Bolt, Christopher Pyne - is John Laws still alive?'
permalinkYou are a shit stirrer. You are not a journalist. Tony Abbott as PM would be a disaster for Australia. He's a loose cannon.
permalinkFucking fuck stick? RT @BadCat_Sam: There is no other way to put it - ... Tony Abbott is a fuck stick
permalinkThere is no other way to put it - ... Tony Abbott is a fuck stick
permalinkI'm sorry did I wake up and find out that Tony Abbott really wants a referendum on the Carbon Tax? This is going to be a long fucking week.
permalinkMay I just add that Tony Abbott is a cunt? Oh yes, I think I can. That's because he is a cunt of the highest order.
permalinkFarken. Dogs, Swans ranked. Just had reverse Sunday menu and watching Rambo First Blood. By the way, Tony Abbott is a cunt.#trunkdweeting
permalink@BlondiieCOK, Tony Abbott becomes PM, shit happens. Howard apologises, bullshit happens.
permalinkTony Abbott is an old styled prick #auspol
permalink#QT Abbotts a funken disgrace and talking about wasting tax payer money who's wasting tax payers money now Tony Abbott ya bastard
permalinkQT. What a fuck-en useless fuck-en hypocrite you are Tony Abbott
permalinkTony Abbott "If you want to put a price on carbon, why not just do it with a simple tax?" RT @iClevercat TA is not a smart arse hypocrit...
permalinkFuck off Tony Abbott. You're a stupid C#@T. How about we send u to an approved Indonesian Abattoir... #BanLiveExport #maintaintherage
permalinktony abbott's "shutter"stunt was fucking embarrassing. this is what our leaders are reduced to?
permalink@BrettMWaltersI didnt rant.You ranting.With shit from tony abbott. Who doesnt believe in mental health. Therefore- YOU WANT ME TO FAIL 2MOZ
permalinkFuck Tony Abbott rambles on with the same shit over and over. Shut up mate
permalinkSaw on the news that Tony Abbott met the Dalai Lama. Had a perpetual look of "Holy shit, it talks!" on his face.
permalink@WilAnderson so Tony Abbott is overseas. What chance we can say 'fuck off we're full'
permalinkOH MY FUCKING (imaginary) GOD! RT @matthewjsini http://bit.ly/lkxFcB Julia Gillard and Tony Abbott take on Rebecca Black's 'Friday.'
permalinkDenial of a video If you for Rock and Shoulders, Toothpaste....and shit, BIG pieces of Tony Abbott? — http://thatcan.be/my/next/tweet
permalinkOh Tony Abbott you are an idiot aren't you, poor sod. How can you tackle climate change WITH a coal industry you fucking idiot #auspol
permalinkShe's crying about hair? Imagine if Tony Abbott cried about all his body hair, that poor bastard would slit his wrists #masterchef
permalinkTony Abbott and Julia Gillard aren't Australian, really. Can we fuck them off, too?
permalinkTony Abbott on latest Afghanistan soldier's death: "Shit happens." http://bit.ly/iG78PL #auspol
permalinkAbbott dogged by old carbon comment http://t.co/0xImx6u via @smhnews - Tony Abbott is one of the worst people alive. Lying shit.
permalinkWonder what made Tony Abbott angrier - seeing the 'shit happens' video or seeing that video pop up again? #qanda
permalink#qanda If we bring in plain packaging, will Pyne still blow smoke up Tony Abbott's arse?
permalinksome of the things tony abbott says is a load of shit.. He's a complete dickhead.
permalinkhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckcH0Wrmy74&feature=youtu.be Tony Abbott in 2009 on why a carbon tax works and why he's a fucking liar now!
permalinkTony Abbott is doing the St Vinnies CEO homeless sleepout..as if he actually gives a shit! At least he'll fit in....it's at Luna Park :)
permalinkPlease check your totem RT @bobearth What the fuck is this, Tony Abbott's future dream? http://t.co/iH5NAxB:
permalinkWhat the fuck is this, Tony Abbott's future dream? http://t.co/iH5NAxB
permalinkBob Hawke says Tony Abbott is TOTALLY IRRESPONSIBLE. No Shit SHerlock! http://bit.ly/j3UWEf #qt #MyLiberal
permalinkTony Abbott disgusts me. Man the fuck up & apologise & acknowledge your party member's sexist bull 'ish
permalinkTony Abbott U & your sloganeers didn't give a fuck for workers, when you slashed their wages & rights via work choices Get Fucked!
permalinkTONY ABBOTT HAD DINNER! No. Fucking. Way. #QT
permalinktony abbott YOU SUCK he said "its a terrible BUSINESS'' ppl comin home from war dead WTF SEND YOUR OWN KIDS ARSEHOLE insulting
permalinkWould Tony Abbott have been fined if he said "shit happens" to a cop in Victoria instead of a soldier in Afghanistan? #fuck
permalinkTony Abbott's political hiccups: Julia-fudge! Porkies! Budgie smugglers! Double-fudge! Wink-Wink! Shit Happens! What climate change?
permalink“@abcnews Opp Leader Tony Abbott responds to news of two Australian deaths in Afghanistan http://t.co/418GV5O” <- "shit happens"
permalink@AdamMeyers my answer to that is.. Tony Abbott is still shit.
permalinkThe attack by Tony Abbott on Cate Blanchett alone shows that this bloke is not fit to be our Prime Minister. The class is in the Arse.
permalinkI wish Tony Abbott would just fuck off.
permalinkTony Abbott is such a fucking Bolshie. Hang him high! #lateline
permalinkWill Tony Abbott just shut the FUCK UP.
permalinkTony Abbott, fuck the hell off and stop embarrassing my country, I'm sick of having to try and explain you. #auspol
permalinkPersonally I believe Tony Abbott should pay an emission tax for the shit that he and his coalition emits. No offset from @TurnbullMalcol
permalink#Tony Abbott is nothing but a self serving Prick!
permalinkDear Tony Abbott, how much did the GST ad campaign cost? Ok now shut the fuck up. Love Ben.
permalinkTony Abbott making shit up again. I thought you cdn't do that in parliament? #qt
permalink+1000 @prestontowers Tony Abbott is a prick. Seriously. Nothing reveals that fact in more stark detail than #qt
permalinkTony Abbott is a prick. Seriously. Nothing reveals that fact in more stark detail than #qt
permalinkread anything about climate change and it'll confirm that tony abbott is the world's biggest cunt
permalinkWhat an arse hat. Remember like the boyscouts say, always be prepared. This guy should hook up with Tony Abbott http://t.co/vHhRVJr
permalink@NeilMcMahonWho the fuck is Brenden Hills? Tony Abbott's love child? @GrogsGamu
permalinkAny more shit from you Entsch & I'll hit you over the head with this iPad ... http://goo.gl/fITPT
permalinkMalcolm Turnbull, Tony Abbott and of course me over on the right there. fuck i'm so in. #auspol http://twitpic.com/52pgqr
permalinkAre we allowed to have "Christians fuck off - we're full" bumper stickers? If not, then Tony Abbott & his bogan mates can just STFU.
permalinkPlease could someone tell Tony Abbott to fuck off with his buddies waiting for the Rapture so we can try to undo the planetary damage?
permalink"fuck Object"? I haven't heard language like this on #qanda since Tony Abbott's election promises.
permalinkNo the report doesnt support your direct action plan Tony Abbott. STOP FUCKING LYING. Does this man have no shame?!
permalink#Tony #Abbott Come on Tone, focus on #detention centers today so you don't get SHAFTED UP THE ARSE by the #Climate Report. #auspol
permalink#Tony #Abbott Come on Tone, focus on #detention centers today so you don't get SHAFTED UP THE ARSE by the #Climate Report. #auspol
permalink#Tony #Abbott Come on Tone, focus on #detention centers today so you don't get SHAFTED UP THE ARSE by the #Climate Report.
permalink"Tony Abbott stands for nothing" Good. Now fuck off and do something useful, Albanese. Oh, and put a rocket up the rest of your mob. #auspol
permalinkRe: WTF? .... & other weird shit you find: I had to put this somewhere.....Tony Abbott is the Leader of the Oppo... http://bit.ly/jwOf0V
permalinkRe: WTF? .... & other weird shit you find: I had to put this somewhere.....Tony Abbott is the Leader of the Oppo... http://bit.ly/jwOf0V
permalinkRe: WTF? .... & other weird shit you find: I had to put this somewhere.....Tony Abbott is the Leader of the Oppo... http://bit.ly/jwOf0V
permalink#Tony Abbott reckons he's smarter then scientist's about climate change & their fucking stupid! Abbott's a fucking joke!
permalink#Tony Abbott squealing about tax is a fucking joke! His lot when in govt. put a fucking 20% tax on that cripples everyone 4ever & will rise
permalinkOh my fucking god. Fuck Tony Abbott wearing a Richmond scarf. Suck a dick idiot.
permalinkBut fucking Tony Abbott and his rich mates have this rent-a-crowd demo against the carbon tax and the media swamps to it
permalink@MrDenmore'cause @abcnewswanted us to write "Tony Abbott is so full of shit - guess where he went today?" jokes??
permalinkTony Abbott visits huggies factory- workers forced to fit nappy to his head to stop all the shit spraying out his mouth
permalinkTony Abbott in a nappy factory on tonight's ABC news - appropriate for a man so full of shit. #auspol
permalink"That’s why, in my judgment, more and more people would like an election" Tony Abbott Fri 20 May 11 (05:51pm) << Tough shit. One in 2 years
permalinkLOL have a cry baby-face RT @mjwill0 Dear Tony Abbott, Nice behaviour you insensitive fuck #auspol
permalinkDear Tony Abbott, Nice behaviour you insensitive fuck, clearly your seminary training didn't make you compassionate #drowning #auspol
permalinkFuck I hate Tony abbott
permalinkIt is like black magic. I just don't get it. Australia is in a fucking Tony Abbott trance.
permalink@KatLa Total bastard. Responsible for some of the worst aspects of the Howard govt and one of Tony Abbott's biggest supporters.
permalinkThat comment got my attention too: A quick reminder: Tony Abbott talks out his arse http://bit.ly/mx0krG
permalinkTony Abbott on Sky now talking shit in front a wall of Weatbix...with some type of nodding dog standing behind him.
permalinkTo summarise @JuliaGillards press conference: Tony Abbott is full of shit... #auspol
permalinkA quick reminder: Tony Abbott talks out his arse http://bit.ly/mtHQJv
permalinkTony Abbott- Joe Hockey- Christopher Pyne- Andrew Robb- Run A Country?? BWHAHAHA!! Actually no ,that's not funny, its FUCKING FRIGHTENING!!!
permalinkSocialPsych.org news A quick reminder: Tony Abbott talks out his arse: Just popping in to remind you all: whenev... http://bit.ly/iBw1Vr
permalink@JRHunleyA quick reminder: Tony Abbott talks out his arse http://flpbd.it/YjfZ ... i.e. just makes stuff up. This is called "lying". Liars.
permalinkA quick reminder: Tony Abbott talks out his arse http://flpbd.it/YjfZ
permalink#shared A quick reminder: Tony Abbott talks out his arse http://bit.ly/kemqXJ
permalinkA quick reminder: Tony Abbott talks out his arse: Just popping in to remind you all: whenever Tony Abbott says a... http://bit.ly/kemqXJ
permalinkA quick reminder: Tony Abbott talks out his arse: Just popping in to remind you all: whenever Tony Abbott says a... http://bit.ly/iBw1Vr
permalinkHoly shit did I just agree with Tony Abbott? 'concern that plain packaging for cigarettes will be counterproductive' (paraphrase)
permalinkTony Abbott. The Shit-eating Grin is Real™ #TheLiberalNationalBrand #auspol #Greens #ozleft #MyLiberal
permalinkWo, who saw the footage of Tony Abbott's evil laugh on the news? That laugh would scare the living shit out of the Hulk!
permalinkTwitter has suggested I follow the Liberal Party. Twitter can take that suggestion & shove it up Tony Abbott's arse
permalinkThat there are people out there who don't think Tony Abbott is a complete cunt makes me terribly depressed about everything.
permalinkpolitics. - if tony abbott becomes prime minister im going to loose my shit. who the hell would want some... http://tumblr.com/x6p2jglzjl
permalinkTony Abbott. The Shit-eating Grin is Real™ #TheLiberalNationalBrand #auspol #Greens #ozleft #MyLiberal
permalinkTony Abbott. The Shit-eating Grin is Real™ #TheLiberalNationalBrand #auspol #Greens #ozleft #MyLiberal
permalinkTony Abbott. The Shit-eating Grin is Real™ #TheLiberalNationalBrand #auspol #Greens #ozleft #MyLiberal
permalink@KarlChandlerbut what if that one bastard was Tony Abbott????
permalinkmy sentiments exactly >> RT @thewetmale Jesus Christ Tony Abbott is a fuck head. #am
permalinkJesus Christ Tony Abbott is a fuck head. #am
permalinkI am not a Labor voter, but I have never hated a politician more than Tony Abbott. Ever. The man has a fucking black heart.
permalink#Tony Abbott did come up with a new policy swap the boats. This bastard is a pure excuse of a human being. He failed that test in my opinion
permalinkI need to move to the Bahamas. No Internet, no fucking Tony Abbott making my blood boil every day.
permalinkTony Abbott's Budget Reply Condensed: "Big and small Business, we care about you. For everyone else there's fuck all!" #auspol
permalinkTony Abbott. The Shit-eating Grin is Real™ #TheLiberalNationalBrand #auspol #Greens #ozleft #MyLiberal
permalinkthe Coalition and tony abbott wouldnt know how to run a country especially Australia if it bit them in the arse!! or make a good budget
permalinkOnly Tony Abbott could release a budget reply without figures. What a fucking knuckle. #auspol
permalinkFuck off Tony Abbott. As if we need another election already. You lost in 2010, get the fuck over it.
permalinkSay it with me now, Australia: Fuck you, Tony Abbott. Fuck you in your stupid ear.
permalinkTony Abbott. The Shit-eating Grin is Real™ #TheLiberalNationalBrand #auspol #Greens #ozleft #MyLiberal
permalinkTony Abbott just gave Gillard a lesson on don't fuck with the voters as they will come back to bite you on your big fat arse #auspol
permalinkYou didn't put up tonight Tony Abbott so now fucking shut up ya clown.
permalinkWhat the fuck does most of this diatribe have to do with the budget? Fuck I hate Tony Abbott #budget
permalinkMY HEAD IS FULL OF FUCK Tony Abbott's slogan montage "Pink batts that cant build school halls to stop boats from warming the globe" #budgies
permalinkMY HEAD IS FULL OF FUCK- Tony Abbott's slogan montage "Pink batts that cant build school halls to stop boats from warming the globe" #budget
permalinkTHIS IS A BUDGET REPLY TONY ABBOTT. SHOW US WHAT YOU HAVE GOT, NOT WHAT THE CURRENT GOVT DOES. #fuck #budgetreply
permalinkLMAO Tony Abbott is hilarious... best to make the most of the old shit you got and plant some trees. good plan mate
permalinkPositive Agenda!!!?? Fuck off Tony. That is an insult to every citizen of this country. #Tony Abbott
permalinkI watched the first, like, two minutes of Tony Abbott's budget reply speech and I had to walk away because it was fucking painful. Ouch.
permalinkWhat fucking reality does Tony Abbott live in?! What a certified douchebag. Unbelievable. #budgetreply
permalink#Tony Abbott Your fucking Crocodile tears for families what a fucking joke, You ripped the guts out of families with AWA's 2 faced Bastard!
permalinkI fucking hope that Tony Abbott doesn't have a plan to return the #Budget to surplus. #AusPol #AusLabor
permalink"Swan can't remember Labor's last surplus.SO FUCKING WHAT! Let's ask Tony Abbott HIS budget alternative. lazy Journalism at best
permalink@AndyDownunda We need an Australian version of Shit Harper Did (http://shitharperdid.ca.nyud.net/) for Tony Abbott!!
permalinkAll you racist fucks if Tony Abbott said shit was good you would all line up like lemons to eat it!
permalinkFUCK YEAH $5000 DOLLARS TO BUY TONY ABBOTT A HEART! #imaginarybudget
permalinkjoe hockey and tony abbott are so bare on policy details......... how do they get away with this shit? #auspol
permalinkOHHH FUCK OFF TONY ABBOTT. YOU FUCKIN FUCK
permalinkFUCK YEAH TONY ABBOTT IS A SHAPESHIFTER!
permalinkFuck I hate Tony Abbott!!!
permalinkI take photos, sadly, much in the manner of Tony Abbott offering comfort. ("Shit happens.") But I'll take your word for it!
permalink@Imlay992 I don't give a shit about Tony Abbott. Try harder! #AyesAbbott #auspol #fail
permalinkBishop Brennan level arse RT @TheCarapace On a scale of Tony Abbott to Cardinal George Pell how big of an ass is Geoff Shaw? #sackgeoffshaw
permalinkIs it just me or do both Tony Abbott & Julia Gillard talk to us like we're fucking morons? Like. We. Need. Everything. Spelt. Out. For. Us.
permalinkFucking hell, Tony Abbott is like your annoying kid sister, you say it's blue he says it's red, always negative and opposite #tabbott #cunt
permalinkTony Abbott is a shallow hypocritical bastard!!!!! http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/05/07/3210497.htm
permalinkAKA, Tony Abbott - Still Full of Shit.
permalinkTony Abbott: "I um realize um I'm a c*nt but I'm um just trying to um scare the um shit out of um Australians"
permalinkEverybody sing the chorus, it goes like this RT @vodkandlime Fuck you, Tony Abbott.
permalinkFuck you, Tony Abbott.
permalinkTony Abbott. Your words an all that aren't real good n shit.
permalinkCome on Tony get ur shit together. Tony Abbott in a tangle over carbon tax claims http://bit.ly/kFUYbT
permalinkHaving to fire up the old laptop to get a file. It's slower than Tony Abbott's response to 'shit happens'.
permalinkTony Abbott talking out of his arse again. #wingnut
permalink#ShitHappens just scurrilous tweet of no validity, like Rileys gotcha moment on Tony Abbott. "Shit Happens" poster in Abbottabad
permalinkTony Abbott next time U mouth about debt remember of what payment were made to Aussies locked up in det centers etc ya bastard.
permalinkTony Abbott Asylum seekers has got nothing to do with protecting our borders. Get educated and your facts straight you bastard!
permalinkTony Abbott caught on camera revealing his connection to #Abbottabad in #Pakistan Channel 7 Mark Riley exclusive Tough Shit #fakingnews
permalink"Companies will be wiped out." Tony Abbott is lying. He knows this isn't true but nuffs believe his shit. Turnbull will be next Lib leader.
permalinkLOL >> RT @LordCannabis #auspol Tony Abbott seems to be the shit that just won't flush.
permalink#auspol Tony Abbott seems to be the shit that just won't flush.
permalink+1 RT @LozVox See this Tony Abbott? She's no tech-head, and even she gets it. Smarten the fuck up. #qanda
permalinkSee this Tony Abbott? She's no tech-head, and even she gets it. Smarten the fuck up. #qanda
permalinkHeckle - there's a bunch of you: revolt! RT @JeffSparrow: It's fucking may day and they're gonna interview Tony Abbott over the PA!
permalinkIt's fucking may day and they're gonna interview Tony Abbott over the PA!
permalinkI don't beleive Tony Abbott when he says that he believes in climate change as he has said the science is shit #auspol
permalinkTony Abbott is a climate change skeptic you fucking retard >> @wildharry3 #auspol @albomp@mariap145 @billfrombendig
permalinkI HATE running-running is sarah pallin, david cameron, tony abbott and that bastard gove all rolled into one..you should only run if chased!
permalinkSir William Heseltine is Tony Abbott in 30 years. How the fuck did they do that? #qanda
permalinkCan we pull the same shit on Tony Abbott that the birthers are pulling on Obama? Might be worth a try.
permalink"stop the boats" Tony Abbott change the fucking record you right wing twat
permalinkI remember some twit telling me the Tony Abbott "shit happens" story was "nation changing". Turns out he was very wrong, and a twit.
permalink“@journorealdeal: That fucking gutless, lying inept maggot << what's Tony Abbott done this time??? #auspol
permalink"Tony Abbott - no faster net...that's why he couldn't answer that question on ch7, his brain works on fucking dial up" Tom Gleeson #MICFGB
permalinkVB Anzac day ad. Tony Abbott. Sea Patrol. Jim Beam "Thee Dy-lemma". Bring on climate change. Destroy humanity. Fuck the police. 69.
permalinkI liked a @YouTubevideo http://youtu.be/otsfhMFhi2s?a Fuck You Tony Abbott
permalinkYOU'RE GIVING UP SMOKING?! That's like Dali giving up his moustache, or Tony Abbott giving up being a cunt.
permalinkGuys back off Tony Abbott. He's just trying to propose a more sane Australia. So hopefully we don't have dip-shit politicians of the future.
permalinkYou're such an arse Tony Abbott, & I wouldn't be smiling JG....you don't rate either.
permalinkFucking quality tweet RT @ellymc No, I don't fear Tony Abbott. He can't take away my Gaia given right to be a baby killer and a slut.
permalinkGetting sick of hearing Julia Gillard bag Tony Abbott with EVERY answer she gives. Just answer the fucking question. #abcnews
permalinkFuck Tony Abbott is a joke #730
permalinkCould really do with a Tony Abbott fuck up this week.Somebody give that man some rope.
permalinkThe hardest part about this is that I largely agree but I think Tony Abbott is a smelly cunt WHAT'S A GIRL TO DO?!?
permalinkSoon stories of Julia Gillard using a strap-on, or Tony Abbott's wife fingering his arse will be "in the public interest". #bullshit
permalinkyou haven't tweeted since 24/3 and your last tweet was "oh fuck you Tony Abbott". I like where your headspace was b4 u left <3
permalinkShut the fuck up Tony Abbott, you don't even believe in climate change. Carbon tax is a good thing.
permalinkMessiah's daily dig: Aussies who wrongly believe Tony Abbott can run Australia's economy will in hindsight be heard to say: "Shit Happens!"
permalink(old news, but good) Tony Abbott making shit up? No, surely not? http://bit.ly/eNjLzY - note 0.187% price rise #auspol
permalinkFrom the Tony Abbott book of historical quotes "Shit happens!"
permalinkI take it all back: Tony Abbott is right. SCIENCE IS FUCKING EVIL #qanda #stillnotwatching
permalinkLara doing a Tony Abbott, Guys no ones died, "Shit Happens" #BiggestLoser
permalink@netzmelb @TonyAbbottMHRFuck tony abbott the fucking subversive fuckwit. #auspol
permalinkHOLY FUCK. TONY ABBOTT'S DAUGHTER IS DOING MY COURSE.
permalinkOh, no shit Tony Abbott.
permalink@Correllio PM JG greets Chief of the Defence Force Angus Houston with a kiss today? <<so Tony Abbott greeted the pope with his arse #auspol
permalinkanyone seen the footage of Tony Abbott rolling around in a field? the fuck? #auspol #ausense
permalinkThe father is adorable! Fuck Tony Abbott. Dickhead.
permalinkTony Abbott the fool was picking & packing tomatoes today doesn't he realise this shit doesn't work it's 2011
permalinkLady at station: "young kids fucking love Tony Abbott. Young kids love war in afghanistan because Tony Abbott supports it." tbc
permalinkPhoto: thekthual: http://tumblr.com/xtn1zo5jn5
permalinkWell this is the first time I've liked Tony Abbott. Fight against this shit man!
permalinkif tony abbott were an animal : hed have to be parliament house broken even then hed still shit on the rug #auspol
permalinkWho else thinks Tony Abbott is full of shit http://bit.ly/boqJDV #auspol #pmlive
permalinkPhoto: Tony Abbott is a fucking wanker. http://tumblr.com/x1k1z7ol4e
permalinkTony Abbott: "shit happens in a dunny"
permalink@DannyDeVitoif I had one I'd call it Tony Abbott. He's a bit of a prick & really useless!
permalinkMessiah's daily dig: Aussies who wrongly believe Tony Abbott can run Australia's economy will in hindsight be heard to say: "Shit happens!"
permalinkDaily dig: In a worse case scenario and heaven forbid he should become PM, Tony Abbott's answer to economic bankruptcy..."Shit happens!"
permalinkPhoto: typicalaussie: http://tumblr.com/xzy1ystj4d
permalinkPhoto: typicalaussie: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME TONY ABBOTT?!?!?!?!?!?!? FUCK OFF! http://tumblr.com/xtd1ystcsq
permalinkSaw Tony Abbott on tv - yeah feel the same way about him- u cab go suck a fuck abbott
permalinkPhoto: Fuck you, Tony Abbott. http://tumblr.com/xxo1yrikxi
permalinkPhoto: jokeinajokeshop: lolwat http://tumblr.com/xta1yrh48b
permalinkHanging with the blokes that made tonyfuckingabbott.com check it out and contribute! Tony Abbott should fuck off and die.
permalinkIf only you could flick that bastard headache over to #cuntoftheday Tony Abbott #justice
permalinkThe overwhelming weight of scientific opinion is that Tony Abbott is a complete Fuck Face. There is no debate.
permalinkWhy Tony Abbott is a fucking asshole #1232353952937 http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/03/31/3178976.htm
permalinkI mean, if you were God, would you really want tony abbott talking at you all the time? "Fuck off tony, you shit me to tears, leave me alone
permalinkTony abbott, hes the same, acts so fucking holy because he goes to church, but hes a total cunt. Sorry tony, God thinks youre a douchebag.
permalinkSo this comes as a shock I know, but it turns out, Tony Abbott is a bit of a prick. #dundundun #surpriseface
permalink#TonyTonight Tony Abbott's secret fear of redheads. Why Julia Gillard and Kerry O'Brian scare the shit out of me.
permalinkThis is great! Stick it up your arse Tony Abbott! http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/03/31/3178976.htm
permalinkFucking Tony Abbott.
permalinkTony Abbott can go suck a fuck
permalinkTony Abbott's not actually PM, though, is he. Like, he can't actually do shit.
permalink@GhostofSirJoh According to Tony Abbott, "Shit happens".
permalinkYeah Go Tony Abbott FUCK OFF!!!! @SaiFlora Go Tony Abbott and the Libs!!!!#auspol”
permalinkLong awaited crackdown on Welfare - get off your arse and work! http://bit.ly/i6ptcz
permalinkDo you have any arduous shit you need doing? Tony Abbott will make a poor person do it FOR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO PAY.
permalinkTony Abbott... what a shit stain.
permalinkSurprise, surprise. Another attack on welfare recipients. I wonder if Tony Abbott enjoys kicking kittens, too. #welfarereform #prick
permalinkhttp://bit.ly/hWJGFZ Extremist views for forcing people with chronic illness to get a job as their capacity is limited YOU INHUMAIN BASTARD
permalinkFUCKING TONY ABBOTT. YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED MY LIFE CHANGING STATION WITH YOUR ASS BACKWARDS WELFARE 'REFORM' SUGGESTIONS. #realevil
permalinkJust saw a guy wearing a t-shirt depicting Tony Abbott with the words "Shit Happens". Please tell me this is not a thing now.
permalinkWHAT THE FUCK?! Why did @lyndalcurtisjust ask Tony Abbott about Ponting stepping down?
permalinkTony Abbott is acting like a smart-arse teenager; unbecoming of the alternative PM – in my #GenGreen blog today http://tinyurl.com/6z43xm7
permalink#Tony Abbott read & smiled proudly at placards behind & around him, in my opinion he's not even fit 2 run a shit house! Scum!
permalinkTony Abbott is so severely full of shit. We all deserted NSW Labor because they were shit. #nswvotes
permalinkTony Abbott = load of shit #qanda
permalinkShit happens, Tony Abbott. Don't you go and start ranting with that motor mouth of yours. #qanda
permalinkTony Abbott gets his photos in front of obscene signs. Abbott's response? "Shit happens, huh?" #qanda #tooearly?
permalinkTony Abbott's a stupid fuck. Why are we still talking about this? #qanda
permalinkTony Abbott shows very poor political judgement: "bitch" signs, "shit happens" to name two examples... #qanda
permalink#qanda Tony Abbott didn't see the signs behind him! Hey Tony, I guess shit happens!
permalinkTony Abbott reveals that "bitches ain't shit" by Dr Dre on high rotation on his ipod. #qanda
permalinkTony Abbott, bit of a cunt. #qanda
permalinkAgree w Connie, if it were signs slagging Tony Abbott and calling him a bastard, it wouldn't be a topic of convo #qanda
permalinkDaily dig: In a worse case scenario and heaven forbid he should become PM, Tony Abbott's answer to economic bankruptcy..."Shit happens!"
permalinkEvery time Tony Abbott bags the #CarbonTax the Gov should get a dozen experts on every channel explaining why he's full of shit.
permalinksorry I don't give a shit to where Tony Abbott have studied, he's still stupid to me
permalinkshut your ears kids...but fuck tony abbott is an ugly looking creep. #nswvotes #auspol
permalinkTo quote Tony Abbott "shit happens" "absolute crap" "That's bullshit", that's my view on #earthhour
permalinkMessiah's daily dig: Aussies who wrongly believe Tony Abbott can run Australia's economy will in hindsight be heard to say: "Shit happens!"
permalink@SpudBenBeanTony Abbott's Wheel Of Misfortune ... Give it a spin ... oh bad luck - you landed on shit happens
permalinkTony Abbott associates himself with flat Earth redneck extremist arseholes because he himself is a flat Earth redneck extremist arsehole.
permalinkDaily dig: In a worse case scenario and heaven forbid he should become PM, Tony Abbott's answer to economic bankruptcy..."Shit happens!"
permalinkBREAKING NEWS: Tony Abbott demonstrates on Lateline that he can stick his head up his own arse.
permalinkShit, did Tony Abbott just say "refudiate"?
permalinkShut your cunt, Tony Abbott. Nobody likes you.
permalink'shit happens' "absolute crap" "That's bullshit". Tony Abbott see's no offense with the work "Bitch" #noctrally
permalinkHey Tony Abbott, could you please just fuck off.
permalinkTONY....ABBOTT....SHOUTING...IN...HIS.....USUAL...SHITTY...VOICE...JUST.....SHUT... THE...FUCK...UP #qt
permalinkAnother bloody censure motion. Fuck. Stop wasting our time Tony Abbott. #Qt #AusPol
permalinkTony Abbott is a fuck knuckle. Your turn. #auspol
permalinkI'm not comfy with gillard being called a bitch or a witch. But plenty of people call Tony Abbott a cunt #justsayin #auspol
permalinkI'm not comfy with gillard being called a bitch or a witch. But plenty of people call Tony Abbott a cunt #justsayin
permalinkTony Abbott believes in God but not climate change so why hasn't he at least asked God to stop fucking up the planet?
permalinkMessiah's daily dig: Aussies who sadly believe Tony Abbott can run Australia's economy will in hindsight be heard to say: "Shit happens!"
permalinkIf you take 'Tony Abbott' and add some letters and take some others away and rearrange what's left, you get 'arsehole'.
permalinkoh fuck you Tony Abbott.
permalinkTony Abbott didn't see the signs behind him! Hey Tony, I guess shit happens!
permalink“Dear Tony Abbott: fuck off. God, monarchy or marriage? You smug piece of shit.” …loving http://tonyfuckingabbott.com
permalinkTONY ABBOTT:' 'lot opinions about -climate change [shit] happens, it's important to have intelligent response, not a stupid one' Der Tony
permalinkSite now at http://tonyfuckingabbott.com . Tell Your Friends! Have a laugh! Call Tony Abbott a Cunt!
permalink#ahigst be good tonight but dont give time to Tony Abbott's message about Julia Gillard being Bob Brown's Bitch, gutter shit, not funny.
permalinkOh great, Tony Abbott is helping to launch Australia's equivalent of the Tea Party, what a fucking cunt.
permalinkTony Abbott - just when I thought you couldn't get any more disappointing. Fuck I hate it when I don't lower my standards enough #carbontax
permalinkTony Abbott's ignorance is bloody scary. And his attitude towards our woman Prime Minister is sexist and chauvinistic. Fucking shameful.
permalinkcheers “@CrusaderBrother @lunarchicyour the tony abbott of #auspol @dotnetnoobiepredictable as baby shit always on time #iseedumbppl”
permalinkyour the tony abbott of #auspol @dotnetnoobiepredictable as baby shit always on time #iseedumbppl
permalinkYou know what? Barnaby Joyce, Tony Abbott, Pauline Hanson and all the other fucking climate change deniers - you can all burn in a fire.
permalinkTony Abbott you are a Fascist bastard.
permalinkTony Abbott really is a desperate fucking moron. Atheists can't go to weddings now?
permalinkBREAKING NEWS: Tony Abbott found 1500-4000 people who don't know their arse from their elbow (and can't count) #noctrally
permalinkOh my god Tony Abbott SHUT THE FUCK UP.
permalinkJulia Gillard changes her stance = "Liar!" Tony Abbott and his "gospel truth" statement = "Hero!". Fucking Lib hypocrites #noctrally
permalinkAuthor was Tony Abbott cos shit happens!!
permalinkDear Tony Abbott: fuck off. God, monarchy or marriage? You smug piece of shit.
permalinkHeartless bastard! RT @mjwill0 "Just because a person is sick doesn’t mean that he is necessarily pure of heart'-Tony Abbott, 2007 #auspol
permalinkFrequent Liar Points - Tony Abbott (people who live in glass houses, much?!) shit happens, I guess.
permalinkwell ya know what tony abbott? SHIT HAPPENS
permalinkGah! Julia Gillard! She pisses me right the fuck off. Luckily for her, she doesn't piss me off as much as Tony Abbott does. #2dipshits
permalink#qanda reluctant to use the word "Fuck" someone get a channel 7 journalist to ambush Tony Abbott again to fix that
permalinkTony Abbott is left handed! I knew something was up with that cunt! #saycuntmore
permalinkJust wanted to say Tony Abbott is a cunt - @tonyabbottmh
permalink@DidyaWouldyaYour leader is Tony Abbott and your questioning peoples sanity? Your fucking as insane as #Correllio ! #AUSPOL
permalink@DidyaWouldyaYour leader is Tony Abbott and your questioning peoples sanity? Your fucking as insane as #Correllio !
permalinkTony abbott u are a fuck wit
permalinktony abbott, you gay cunt
permalinki though the TV image was frozen! RT @sylvanlodge@carmRor you were interviewing Tony Abbott about his 'shit happens' comment!
permalinktony abbott : OI YOU ,yeah you boat people STOP see that told em...oi aye i said STOP YA BASTARD OI!! *waving arms* #auspol
permalinkWhen you've got one yourself RT @RyanJon"If you can't use the word cunt when describing Tony Abbott, when can you use it?" @joshthomas7
permalink"If you can't use the word cunt when describing Tony Abbott, when can you use it ??? " @joshthomas7 on @Channel1 last year
permalinkIf you believe in conspiracy theories about climate change over actual provable science, you're a fucking moron & Tony Abbott loves you.
permalinkHow are leaders in the Liberal Party putting up with Tony Abbott - are they blind. He opposes anything & stands for nothing. "Shit happens"!
permalinkTony Abbott is a lot worse that any alternative - he stands for nothing. If he gets the PM role - then all we can say is "Shit happens"...
permalinkTony Abbott preaching about lies...That's fucking richer than a triple choc brownie...That arsewipe couldn't tell the truth if he tried...
permalinkWill the real Tony Abbot Stand up ? Nuclear Abbot or Non-Nuclear Abbot . Whatever he is, he is a lying prick http://bit.ly/dYxQhR #auspol
permalinktony abbott : hey you boat people STOP there that showed em...OI , HEY , i said STOP ya bastard #auspol
permalinkJust watched Tony Abbott try Bricklaying. Fucking Idiot.
permalinkI really dislike Tony Abbott. He looks like a lying budgy and his voice is really nasal. Plus his politics are fucking stupid.
permalinkSo... first Tony Abbott said 'climate change is crap' then later he says 'shit happens'... #justsayin
permalinkOh for fuck's sake, Tony Abbott is still at square one on climate science - uncertain of whether carbon dioxide is a substantial problem.
permalinkGlenn Milne is a cockhead; Tony Abbott is mean, evil-spirited man, who blows dog whistles out his arse #thedrum
permalinkWhat Julia is trying to say is that Alan Jones and Tony Abbott are both fucking idiots. #qanda
permalinkIf Gillard's on this week, does that mean we have the misfortune of Tony Abbott next week? Fucking hope not. #qanda
permalinkI wish this #MKR would fuck off and die. People love to hate it. and I'm all for hating things, but hate on the real evils, like Tony Abbott
permalink@aussietim8 tony abbott cares he knows hes in for sum shit in the coming months #auspol
permalinktony abbott : boat people, not white ,NBN NBN, carbon tax ,shit happens qld, health reform , wont work im tony abbott #auspol #qanda
permalinkBecause he secretly loves her and wants her :P hahahaha RT @typingmonkeyWhy the fuck is Tony Abbott going anywhere with Julia Gillard?
permalinkWhy the fuck is Tony Abbott going anywhere with Julia Gillard? Since when did opposition leaders go on trips with PMs etc? #auspol
permalinkI hear that Tony Abbott's new disaster campaign is called the "Shit Happens Foundation"...
permalinkWhy did Tony Abbott cross the road? To get to a douchebag conference. Because he's a douchebag. Stupid fucking douchebag
permalinkIs a 'Tony Abbott is a cunt' sign too much for a peaceful protest, or not enough?
permalinkTrue. Tony Abbott would really help fuck up the world. At least the policies under Gillard are r… — YES! My point.. http://4ms.me/hFb53K
permalink"If you cant say cunt when describing Tony Abbott, then when can you use it?" - @joshthomas7 :')
permalinkTony Abbott & Co no need 4 labor 2 advertise U & your media mate Murdoch do it for them Thank you U stupid Fuck.much appreciated!
permalinkTony Abbott & Co + Murdoch media spreading propaganda lies again, you fucking lot are the ones talking about advt. C.Tax PM never said it
permalinkTony Abbott vs Tony Abbott - you couldn't make this shit (happens) up! http://arseh.at/4sr #auspol
permalinkTony Abbott's political hiccups: Julia-fudge! Hero-Howard! Porkies! Budgie smugglers! Double-fudge! Nontransparent Promises! Shit Happens!
permalinkTony Abbott says 'business would prefer no taxes' http://bit.ly/Dq5ff No shit!
permalinkConHome returns with its Australian obsession after mysteriously ignoring Tony Abbott's "shit happens" comment re: the death of Diggers.
permalinkFucking brilliant in its simplicity RT @SamBadCat: Tony Abbott is stupid
permalinkI think I have a pretty good vocab, but when I see Tony Abbott all I can think is Cunt.
permalinkFurther evidence that Tony Abbott is a fucking tool (to follow)
permalinkThat racist climate change denying arch catholic arsehole Tony Abbott surely can't be gaining in the polls.... #auspol
permalinkShould be asleep, but #newspoll holy fuck. Holy fuckity fuck fuck. Do people really want Tony Abbott? Really?
permalinkTony Abbott's vocabulary is escatological limited to crap and shit happens! so much for the opposition! #qanda
permalink#Tony Abbott at an Adelaide forum enticing hatred against asylum seekers. When is this bastard going to be charged with enticing hatred.
permalinkThe Tony Abbott toilet. Coz that's where "shit happens"
permalink#auspol so when's TA getting ousted?,couldn't win an election,that labor were trying to lose Tony Abbott = #shit
permalinkI know!! Can the Libs just put someone like Turnbull in power. He is much nicer & smarter RT @SamBadCat Tony Abbott and his bile shit me
permalinkTony Abbott and his bile shit me
permalinkAccording to mardi gras... I just saw Tony Abbott fucking Julia Gillard
permalinkHeard Tony Abbott running away shouting 'shit happens' at the same time quoting MacBeth!
permalinkTony Abbott is such a cock head, fuck politics are stupid sometimes This carbon tax argument is a joke, Gillard sucks too
permalinkIf I could sum up the shit bits of Australia in one person it'd be Tony Abbott. The bits I love & miss, I could sum it up in @tabathacoffe
permalinkEach week tony abbott says something that makes him looke even dumber and more of a cunt.
permalink"Let me just say, the killing of these teenagers is tragic. But, you know, shit happens." OMG Tony Abbott was quoting Scary Movie!
permalink“@thepagepounder You can thank Tony Abbott & his political terrorist party for making it OK to be racist bastard in this country!” #auspol
permalinkWell you can thank Tony Abbott and his political terrorist party for making it OK to be a racist bastard in this country!
permalinktony abbott should be running the country cause hes already in charge of runnin the cunt-tree #auspol quaaaaack
permalink"it's important that we convey our anger and our rejection of [X] in appropriate ways" - You're a complete arsehole, Tony Abbott.
permalinkDo shock jocks and Tony Abbott etc actually believe the shit they say?
permalinkFucking AY! RT @LaurenKateeI've said it once. I've said it twice. I've said a thousand fucking times...fuck off Tony Abbott you shit.
permalinkAgreed! :) RT @LaurenKatee I've said it once. I've said it twice. I've said a thousand fucking times...fuck off Tony Abbott you shit.
permalinkI've said it once. I've said it twice. I've said a thousand fucking times...fuck off Tony Abbott you shit.
permalinkTony Abbott's message to Australians: fuck your grandkids future
permalinkTony Abbott says there will be a carbon tax. Oh well. Shit happens #soapbox
permalinkHey, I'm tony Abbott, shit happens.
permalinkAnd now in breaking #Lateline news: Tony Abbott is still a cunt, too! #lightonthehill #youarsehole
permalinkBill Shorten puts shit on Tony Abbott and Malcolm Turnbull nods :D #qanda
permalinkTony Abbott calls Juliea Gillard a fraud, isn't that the kettle calling the pot black lmao. the term " Shit Happens come to mind"
permalinkLet's face it Tony Abbott is a cunt.
permalinkTony Abbott reneges on promise to axe Gillards carbon tax. "It'll only affect the Atheists and Jews anyway, shit happens."
permalink@nova19 Why is Tony Abbott Such a Prick Also give up voice lessons be yourself thats want Aussie want
permalinkWhen I heard Tony Abbott link "fuck" to scatological talk, I thought of this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtRyUZYIvPM
permalinkBecause, as Tony Abbott said, shit happens: Before Waterloo, Napoleon’s hemorrhoids prevented him from riding to survey the battlefield.
permalinkif tony abbott were a lactating dairy cow : hed give sour milk to orphans eat their flower garden and take a shit in the playground #auspol
permalinkif tony abbott sold his arsehole : wed have free solar power #auspol
permalinkif tony abbott were a house pet : hed shit on ur rug #auspol
permalinkTony Abbott thinks that the word "fuck" is a scatological reference. So do we now assume that in Afghanistan, "Fuck Happens" ?
permalinkMy computer's being a right fucking Tony Abbott tonight. That's twice in 15 mins that it's frozen & I've had to restart it #boohoo #cunt
permalinkTony Abbott needs to shut up. If he cant do that, he needs to fuck off. If he cant do that either, I can assist him with both.
permalinkFuck, yeah, Tony Abbott. Fuckwit.
permalink@TweetErgoSumDon't worry, Australia has Tony Abbott to embarass us. Fucking morons. @anticoulte
permalinkPoliticians are all shit. Tony Abbott is the most shit ever.
permalink@kochieonline Channel 7's gotcha mentality is malicious and dishonest... Tony Abbott "shit happens" ? Talk about a beat up.
permalinkCarbon Tax: Shut the fuck up, Tony Abbott.
permalinkI learnt a lot in that jjj news! 1. awww petrol price might go up cos of mideast unrest DIDDUMS. 2. Yay carbon price! 3. Tony Abbott: CUNT.
permalinkTony Abbott and Julia Gillard are going nuts at each other. Looks like theatre, sounds like shit. Australia says meh.
permalinkMy friend bought a jumper that says shit happens on it... Literally... God tony abbott has brought out his own clothing line
permalinkTony Abbott would choose this restaurant for dinner, wouldn't he? Wish I could tell him "shit happens" if his steak is overcooked.
permalinkFuck off, Tony Abbott, you fucking fuckwit cunt http://bit.ly/h0hnks . Fucking wingnut ears thinks he's a fucking soldier. Fucking creep.
permalink"Shit happens" - Tony Abbott's response to the earthquakes in Christchurch, NZ.
permalinkThe Tony Abbott "shit happens" t-shirt... http://tinyurl.com/5s7j9u2
permalinkPlease someone keep Tony Abbott away from the shit happens button!
permalinkTony Abbott says "Shit Happens" in regards to the NZ earthquake.
permalinkTony Abbott demands funding for Australian War Memorial. Calls for an extra $5 million to construct Shit Happens Chapel #auspol #ausense
permalinkIf Tony Abbott says "Shit happens" here he may very well be hung in public.
permalinkI get emotional when I see Tony Abbott dismiss the death of Australian soldiers by saying "shit happens" #auspol
permalinkPerhaps when Tony Abbott saw the funerals of the asylum seekers, he thought "shit happens"
permalink@jessiRAWR you know how tony abbott was like. 'shit happens' when a soldier died. >
permalinkAmazing, Tony Abbott didn't say "shit happens". #anotherdeadsoldier
permalinkWhat refugee would associate themselves & surf with scum like Tony Abbott unless he wanted to drown the prick & do us all a favor!
permalinkMedia & #Tony Abbott overlooked the fact that he backed Morrison''s remarks, who would vote for fucking scum like this!
permalinkWhat a joke! #Tony Abbott shooting his fucking mouth off 2day, about labor party & unions, over looked he has the gutter racist party.
permalinkToday I saw a guy who looked like Tony Abbott. Scariest shit I've ever seen.
permalinkJust saw Mark Riley confronting Tony Abbott over the "shit happens" comment. Hilarious stuff! And cool journalism.
permalinkI'm pretty annoyed that Tony Abbott has ruined "shit happens" for me.
permalink@DaviddeCorrangr8 news. Tony Abbott will respond on behalf of FFA and football fans using his "shit happens" and death stare strategy.
permalinkThe Cult of ZGeek - When Tony Abbott loses leadership of the ...: Someone - who it turns out is a staffer for a ... http://bit.ly/h3xPua
permalinkTony Abbott is full of shit
permalinkTony Abbott's msg to Tamar Valley residents "fuck you, fuck your health, fuck your business and fuck your house value, my mates want a Mill"
permalink@LozVoxNot quite. In fact Tony Abbott has been up his arse with his tongue working over-time. A good old fashioned Racist Rimming.
permalinkTony Abbott says the Scott Morrison anti-Muslim suggestion "didn't happen." Unfortunately, Tony is 20 pounds of shit in a 10 pound bag.
permalinkTony Abbott defends allegations of insensitivity over asylum seeker funerals after LNP sends floral "Shit happens" wreath #auspol #ausense
permalinkOH MY GOD, Tony Abbott is a mendacious FUCKWIT. Yeah, no discrimination in the Liberal party, my pink progressive ARSE.
permalinkThe Power and Appeal of Community | Social Media Today: And when shit hit the fan for Tony Abbott it fired up on... http://bit.ly/dFohrv
permalinkNot sure how many more ways I can say how much of a 24 karat Gold cunt Tony Abbott is, he is bringing the tone of the country down. Shame.
permalinkTony Abbott's 'Shit Happens' Remark Gets Him In Hot Water http://t.co/zl27bv5 via @smhnews
permalinkam i just a fucking half wit or is the canberra journos trying to make tony abbott look like an idiot
permalinkWhy are the Liberals under Tony Abbott trying to rebrand themselves as the Complete Fucking Arseholes Party? http://tinyurl.com/4l8dh5k
permalink@iKacyapparently all of Tony Abbott's were rejected because, well, you know, shit happens...
permalinkCan I nominate Tony Abbott for questioning why the Aust Govt was flying refugees to Sydney to bury their dead. Miserable cunt!
permalinkhttp://bit.ly/eK5DC9 "Shit happens'? - No Shit! @kateausburnpoints out that we been missing the point #auspol
permalinkTwo options. No and FUCK NO! RT @LaurieOakes It's a good question.Will we get a Morrison-style mea culpa from Tony Abbott?
permalinkTony Abbott is a #CUNT
permalink@WilAnderson Ah, such wit. If only there were more fellow losties... Fuck Tony Abbott, that's what's wrong with the world. Actually...
permalinkDo you think Tony Abbott consoled Scott Morrison with the immortal words "Shit happens" today? His comments were a disgrace.
permalinkLNP reshuffle this arvo; Scott Morrison > Backbench. Tony Abbott > Shadow Immigration. Malcolm Turnbull > the shit sandwich of Leader
permalinkor Tony Abbott emerging from an anus at the next Liberal campaign launch - #shit happens
permalinkMaybe Tony Abbott told Barnaby that shit happens?
permalinkMessiah's - You be the judge: Tony Abbott in addressing Aussie troops on death of soldier heard to say: "Shit Happens!" Victim or Villain?
permalinkHello irony. There is an advert for Anzac Day Gallipoli trips with Topdeck on my article about war being shit. http://bit.ly/gNmqV5
permalinkTony Abbott could've used other words instead of 'shit happens'
permalinkIndeed shit happens... Abbott happened“@abcqanda "shit happens" - Tony Abbott under trial by media? now discussed on #qanda”
permalink'Shit happens' – so Tony Abbott gets his philosophy from Forrest Gump? #qanda
permalink"shit happens" - Tony Abbott under trial by media? now discussed on #qanda
permalinkSo is this where we can tell Tony Abbott "Shit Happens" about his popularity rating #qanda
permalinkI think the only thing that needs to be said about this Tony Abbott statement is: "Shit Happens" #qanda
permalink#qanda - Tony Abbott shit happens *does this include GOD putting your foot in your mouth too!
permalinkHere we go! Shit happens! Even to Tony Abbott #qanda
permalinkQ for the panel: If asked right now, would Tony Abbott say "Shit Happens"? #QandA
permalink#qanda apparently Tony Abbott was overheard saying shit happens in relation to Mubarak's regime
permalinkno tony abbott on #qanda oh well shit happens!
permalinkIsn't Tony Abbott proof enough that shit happens? Did he really need to tell us?
permalinkTraining Tony Abbott http://t.co/smx2plF via @AddThi
permalinkAti2 loh, si tony abbott stunned silence gara2 ngmg 'shit happens' wkwk RT @adrsaksono Be tough,dri. Shit may happens. @adrsakson
permalinkFuck! Bizarro. RT @7NewsSydney RAW footage of Mark Riley's interview with Tony Abbott (3m16s) http://yhoo.it/gw2hAj #shithappens
permalinkI've favourited a YouTube video -- When Tony Abbott opens his TFU mouth, shit happens http://youtu.be/kFSNgXS7rY4?a
permalinkTony Hylands on media's hatchet job on Tony Abbott When Abbott said shit happens, Cantwell responded: It certainly does http://bit.ly/ekU1pR
permalinkI think Tony Abbott opened the floodgates with saying shit on the TV. I noticed all the commentators repeated with relish.
permalinkI liked a YouTube video -- When Tony Abbott opens his TFU mouth, shit happens http://youtu.be/kFSNgXS7rY4?a
permalinkHi I'm Tony Abbott, Shit Happens.
permalinkTraining Tony Abbott - http://bit.ly/e51vpe
permalinkWhen shit happens to Tony Abbott, he runs to the loving embrace of Alan Jones. (Brilliance by Mike Carlton). http://bit.ly/fskiUL #auspol
permalinkAbbott was in the right here. Media circus created by the media in this instance. How unusual. http://bit.ly/ggG354
permalinkI favorited a YouTube video -- When Tony Abbott opens his TFU mouth, shit happens http://youtu.be/kFSNgXS7rY4?a
permalinkCheck this video out -- When Tony Abbott opens his TFU mouth, shit happens http://t.co/DCPFlHx via @youtub
permalinkI liked a YouTube video -- When Tony Abbott opens his TFU mouth, shit happens http://youtu.be/kFSNgXS7rY4?a
permalinkTraining Tony Abbott http://bit.ly/e0bTRP
permalinkTraining Tony Abbott: In an age where today's TV interview is forever's YouTube content, Tony… http://goo.gl/fb/51WD4
permalinkhttp://tiny.cc/clova Training Tony Abbott: And he believes that the wider public don't need the media to provide... http://bit.ly/fLd4lt
permalinkTraining Tony Abbott http://goo.gl/fb/2s2Nn
permalinkTraining Tony Abbott: In an age where today's TV interview is forever's YouTube content, Tony… http://goo.gl/fb/0bgex
permalinkTraining Tony Abbott: In an age where today's TV interview is forever's YouTube content, Tony Abbott's shudderin... http://bit.ly/gXb6ze
permalink» yes Tony Abbott! Shit happens and assholes cause it!
permalinkTony Abbott should realise that Shit does not just happen it's caused by assholes!
permalinkHi I'm Tony Abbott, Shit Happens.
permalinkHi I'm Tony Abbott, Shit Happens.
permalinkTony Abbott would say "Shit happens" I feel your pain though. Tomato based sauces are the mortal enemy of Tupperware!
permalinkpresumably abbott just said "shit happens" RT @jamesmassola@TonyAbbottMHRand mark riley kiss and make up: http://bit.ly/gxM6rq
permalinkWhen Tony Abbott says Labor has backflipped on promisses, Labor should say "Well it's pretty obvious shit happens".
permalinkso whenever tony abbott complains about something can we respond "shit happens" :)
permalinkI just saw a car bumper sticker that read "Shit happens !", i wonder if tony abbott has it on his car!?
permalink#Mubarak is as bad with the media as Tony Abbott. "Protesters, youth of Egypt, I tell you... shit happens."
permalinkTony Abbott's comment on President Mubarak's speech: "sometimes, shit all happens"
permalinkFather of Aussie solider killed in Afghanistan says Tony Abbott's "shit happens" comment made him ''feel sick''. http://bit.ly/gfp5D6 me too
permalinkfell off my bike :( it hurt. no major injuries but my leg is pretty scraped up. as tony abbott would say 'shit happens'
permalinkI liked a YouTube video -- 'Shit Happens' for Tony Abbott http://youtu.be/Yv7KjYFqxgA?a
permalinkNext time Tony Abbott mentions Jesus' death just tell him "Shit happens"
permalinkThis weeks news has been like deja-vu. Tony Abbott being a knob, Warnie getting a bit, Lindsay Lohan in the shit, did i miss anything?
permalinkMessiah's - You be the judge: Tony Abbott in addressing Aussie troops on death of soldier heard to say: "Shit Happens!" Victim or Villain?
permalinkTony Abbott's bizzarre 28 second silence following "Shit Happens" comment http://isonzai.elladyr.com/?p=212
permalinknow that all the shit has been squeezed out of #shithappens... I hope never to find myself batting for Tony Abbott's team again.
permalink@OakBayBoyOh geez. I hope not as bad as The Wingnut (Tony Abbott) and his "shit happens" ways...
permalinkhttp://sometimes-shit-happens-doesnt-it.ytmnd.com/ Tony Abbott's views on the war in Afghanistan. LOL
permalinkWell that's what Tony Abbott thinks... I'll now blame everything on 'shit happens'!!!
permalinkhopes Tony Abbott's Eulogy consists of only words.. Them being "shit happens"
permalinkI agreed with Jeremy Sear in Crikey about the Tony Abbott 'shit happens' story. What's happening to Jezza - he's becoming all sensible.
permalinkMwahahahaha poor Tony Abbott - 'Shit Happens' ya mong. Stick to flouncing about in your speedos ya big GHURL ps you need a wax 'down there'
permalinkGood article re style vs substance: Tony Abbott In Strife Over Shit Happens Comment http://t.co/ntCjh9D via @theag
permalink: apparently he had two hours notice http://www.crikey.com.au/2011/02/09/how-shit-happened-for-tony-abbott/
permalinkGOLD! That would be fucking perfect! Toy makers, are you out there? One Tony Abbott Bobble head doll please!
permalinkWonder how Tony Abbott would react if one of his children was killed tragically and some idiot politician described it as "'shit happens".
permalink@SpidaEverittMake a "Shit Happens" t-Shirt for Tony Abbott to wear!
permalinkTony Abbott In Strife Over Shit Happens Comment http://t.co/G4iEEbx via @theag
permalinkTork's blog: Tony Abbott vs Mark Riley and Channel 7 - Shit Happens http://bit.ly/g9bTOu FUKKIN ABBOT BIG MOUTH
permalink@punchnews heres my opion piece. Tork's blog: Tony Abbott vs Mark Riley and Channel 7 - Shit Happens http://bit.ly/g9bTOu
permalinkBen Elton ... Young Ones and Blackadder great.... Ben ,last night was shit. Just ask Tony Abbott ..it happens
permalink#Tony Abbott just FYI saying shit happens is a brush off your making lite of the situation. You either didn't know or your terrible.
permalinkZen with Tony Abbott; 'What is the sound of shit happening?'
permalinkAbbott gets to ponder the sound of silence: Defence Minister Stephen Smith has defended Tony Abbott's 'shit happ... http://bit.ly/faNoH1
permalinkTony Abbott says of the death of Australian soldier: "shit happens" http://t.co/OmnJRU6
permalinkExtraordinary interview with Aussie opposition leader over 'shit happens' comments http://bit.ly/hPG6Pt
permalink...plus his "shit happens" comments on soldier's death and his weird silent standoff with reporter - see 2min 45 http://tinyurl.com/66jhuqw
permalinkShit Happens tony Abbott , Ah,hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
permalinkShit Happens Tony Abbott and guess what shits happening to you. Up yours bastard!
permalink#shithappens After Tony Abbott said *shit happens*, Maj Gen Cantwell AO agreed, saying *it certainly does*. THAT is your context, Mark Riley
permalinkShame Tony Abbott . Shit Happens? Speechless nodding? Media has your balls, Party has your back? Defend to preserve image liberals.
permalinkTony Abbott's 'Shit Happens' Remark Gets Him In Hot Water http://t.co/uNi0HBb via @smhnews His comment was correct
permalinkShit Happens: Tony Abbott Reboots http://rinnsq.elladyr.com/?p=211
permalinkWhat did think of the Tony Abbott comments re. Shit Happens? Storm in a tea cup? Was the channel 7 journo correct in reporting it?
permalinkTony Abbott's comment was right on. 'Shit does happen' and it is always tragic. The loss of an Aussie in combat is always tough to bear.
permalink: "The highlight of my day today came from Tony Abbott and the shit he copped for something he said. Yeah, I agree Tony; Shit happens." LOL
permalinkI haven't said Tony Abbott is cunt today. I must lift my game.
permalinkContrived Abbott knew content of footage LNP censored for months, & he picked/agreed time & place of interview http://bit.ly/gGBfNW #auspol
permalinkOh well..Tony Abbott...it sucks that the media is portraying you as a horrible politician and all, but ya know..'Shit Happens'
permalink#pmlive when did we become so precious Jesus. Get over the Tony Abbott shit guys. He was thinking of decking the low life scum reporter.
permalinkTony abbott is a shaking dick,talk about choke ,but hey,shit happens
permalinkShit happens. (Or as my overly censorious voice recognition software would say, s***t! happens): http://bit.ly/ggG354
permalinkYes, Tony Abbott, shit does happen. Now how about we get out of Afghanistan?
permalinkAussie soldier dies in Afghanistan & Tony Abbott says shit happens followed by stunned tourettes silence. http://t.co/HNaGOpo via @youtub
permalink#auspol "There was plenty of time for the opposition leader to prepare." LNP tried censor the footage http://bit.ly/gGBfNW Contrived Abbott
permalinktony abbott makes shit happen. #shithappens
permalink"Shit happens." - Tony Abbott.
permalinkI liked a YouTube video -- Tony Abbott - Shit Happens http://youtu.be/ZO-7OycRNp0?a
permalinkSensible for the federal govt to come to Tony Abbott's defence over his "shit happens" comment. They'd be in real trouble if they lost him.
permalinkHere's one for Tony Abbott... http://soundcloud.com/humouraustralia/shit-happens http://fb.me/OjZGpQYA
permalinkOhh Well, in the words of Tony Abbott......Shit Happens!!
permalinkwho cares about tony abbott saying 'shit happens'? julia gillard had a cry in parliament... what a wuss.
permalinkhey tony abbott, give channel 7 a break. shit happens.
permalinkI am so fucking sick of hearing about shane warne, liz hurley and tony abbott, find something eles to report on, sad people
permalinkSomewhere in an alternate universe, Tony Abbott beat the snot out of Mark Riley and roared, "Shit Happens, Mark!" I'd vote for that guy.
permalinkI fucking LOVE the footage of Tony Abbott about to flick the switch to murder mode.
permalinkYes Mr. Tony Abbott, shit does happen. Just look at your political campaign.
permalinkArm chair psychology regarding Tony Abbott's "shit happens" comment passes for current affairs today. Shame George Negus.
permalinkListen ABC I don't like Tony Abbott but it's time for a reality check when you wankers start calling in "shit" as a four letter word. #fb
permalinkI'm no fan of Tony #Abbott at all but his "shit happens" comment was taken so far out of context. That language is how soldiers speak too
permalink"Well, sometimes shit happens, doesn't it?" - Tony Abbott. words of a true man!
permalink@wildharry3 All australians should be respectful of any digger killed this includes Tony Abbott.."shit happens" was & is inappropriate !
permalinkTony #Abbott's '#Shit Happens' Remark Gets Him In Hot Water. He froze with fury. http://t.co/oZafspV via @theag
permalink‘‘inadequate commitment’’ to the Sex Offenders Register by Victoria Police. (Oh well, 'shit happens' as Tony Abbott would say)
permalink'Shit My Dad Says' now a tv show. Wondering if the producers might consider making the spin-off called 'Shit Happens' starring Tony Abbott?
permalinkSo sick of all this tony abbott shit happens coverage! Listen shit does happen but generally arseholes cause it! Be gone!
permalink@WayneSwannot according to tony abbott "shit happens" #auspol
permalink@WayneSwannot according to tony abbott ' shit happens "
permalinkTony Abbott and Channel Seven are perfect examples of shit happening. #shithappens
permalinkTony Abbott was only following Forrest Gump's advice. Shit does happen.
permalinkTony Abbott didn't do anything wrong. Shit DOES happen. Stop turning the death of a soldier into a media circus.
permalinkninemsn | Public backs Abbott over digger comment: Tony Abbott has received widespread public support after the ... http://bit.ly/eztyK4
permalink@7NewsSydneys Mark Riley bet Tony Abbott's long weird silence would b The Story today. He was wrong http://tinyurl.com/4s5pvud #ShitHappens
permalinkI favorited a YouTube video -- Shit Happens: Tony Abbott Reboots http://youtu.be/iG38_9ALk3k?a
permalinkOnce again the amazing @maxlavergnegets to the crux of a story. This time the Tony Abbott 'Shit Happens' beat-up http://bit.ly/i7iLA0
permalinkTony Abbott's 'Shit Happens' http://t.co/nBReYN5 via @smhnews many a regular citizen would have thumped Mark Riley for the incitement
permalinkTony Abbott should do a Ben Cousins and get a Shit Happens tat on his torso.
permalinkMaybe #ShitHappens could be Tony Abbott's new campaign slogan? 'Vote Liberal, shit happens!'
permalinkPreparation Tony - #1 rule of engaging with media. U&your legions had a good 2.5 hrs. Wot happnd? Shit happened|Crikey http://bit.ly/eLsOVD
permalinkTony Abbott's mum had a baby boy called Tony ... Sometimes shit happens
permalinkLast night a new show (I didn't watch btw) didn't do as well as expected; in the words of the fearless Tony Abbott, "Shit happens".
permalinkGood analysis RT @crikeynews Andrew Crook on how shit happened for Tony Abbott http://bit.ly/ef4bxI #shithappens
permalinkSaid something horrendously stupid, and created a shit storm? A la Tony Abbott?: http://t.co/lvCdEQG
permalinkTony Abbott's 'Shit Happens' Remark http://t.co/Vke5xWW via @smhnews. In the big picture, as a potential leader, he's right Shit happens.
permalinkI would totally watch that. RT @WilAnderson Tony Abbott's daughters and their new reality show "Shit Happens My Dad Says"...
permalinkHILARIOUS “@WilAnderson: At least this is a great day for Tony Abbott's daughters and their new reality show "Shit Happens My Dad Says"...”
permalinkHAHAHA :) “@WilAnderson: At least this is a great day for Tony Abbott's daughters and their new reality show "Shit Happens My Dad Says"...”
permalinkShit Happens to Tony Abbott http://bit.ly/ehImk6
permalinkReporter denies 'ambush': Seven reporter says Tony Abbott was given 2½ hours' notice of interview about 'shit ha... http://bit.ly/gNlpgl
permalinkQ: What happens when Tony Abbott opens his mouth without thinking? A: Shit happens... #fb
permalinkI don't like Tony Abbott, but his comment has definitely been taken out of context. 'Shit happens' was not referring to anyone's death.
permalinkTony Abbott's 'Shit Happens' Remark Gets Him In Hot Water http://t.co/a548WYc via @smhnews bless Alan Jones...such a spoon feeder
permalinkTony Abbott reboots Windows-style. See and hear it here: http://youtu.be/iG38_9ALk3k #shithappens Buy the t-shirt http://bit.ly/hFS4Hb
permalinkShit, twice this year I have sided with Tony Abbott. Shit, shit, shit. Shit media turning shit into word de jour. #shithappens
permalinkPollies stand by Abbott: TONY Abbott has been overwhelmed with support following his "shit happens" comment - in... http://bit.ly/h6yX2H
permalinkTwitter headlines, 9 February - 1. Mark Reily's a cunt 2. Tony Abbott's a cunt 3. Matthew Newton's a cunt 4. Ben Elton's an unfunny cunt
permalinkPoor, poor Tony Abbott - the latest victim of Channel 7 #gutterjournalism. Shit happens....
permalinkNews Update:: How shit happened for Tony Abbott http://photosoffood.co.uk/wordpress/afghanistan-war/how-shit-happened-for-tony-abbott
permalinkTony Abbott's 'Shit Happens' Remark Gets Him In Hot Water http://t.co/0kv3xbk via @smhnews Tony Abbott is a bad boy. What do you expect?
permalinkAt least this is a great day for Tony Abbott's daughters and their new reality show "Shit Happens My Dad Says"...
permalinkHow shit happened for Tony Abbott http://bit.ly/ef4bxI #shithappens
permalinkShit does indeed happen. Tony Abbott should know, he is living proof.
permalinkPackage of reaction to Tony Abbott's "shit happens" gaffe on the death of an Australian soldier in Afghanistan http://t.co/QlTbXGj
permalinkAndrew Crook on how shit happened for Tony Abbott http://bit.ly/ef4bxI #shithappens
permalinkabsolutely ridiculous that mark riley tried to make tony abbott look like an arsehole for one small comment - you're the fuckwit riley
permalinkAnd the lesson for the week for Tony Abbott "shit happens"
permalinkColleagues back Tony Abbott to the hilt as C7 denies ambushing the Opposition Leader over his "shit happens" comment http://bit.ly/hrnS8W
permalinkShit does indeed happen... it's more obvious when Tony Abbott doesn't wipe his chin after he speaks. #shithappens
permalink@7NewsSydneys Mark Riley bet that Tony Abbott's lonnnng silence wld b The Story today. He was wrong http://tinyurl.com/4s5pvud #ShitHappens
permalinkHey Tony Abbott i guess shit really does happen #shithappens
permalinkCongratulations Tony Abbott on a Oscar winning performance, ya bastard!
permalinkYou r fucking clueless RT @7NewsSydneyNow: Only 7NEWS has Tony Abbott's insensitive comments about a digger killed in Afghanistan.
permalinkShit happens often in Tony Abbott's world #politicalfail
permalinkfor #shithappens to happen you need an #arsehole. Exhibit A Tony Abbott
permalinkNew terms from Tony Abbott: Cyclone 'shit happens ' Yasi, Qld 'shit happens ' floods, WA 'shit happens ' bushfires , #shithappens
permalinkTony Abbott bombs/ Like a roadside I.E.D/ But hey, shit happens #haiku #senryu #micropoetry #shithappens @LiberalAus#auspol
permalinktony abbott did nothing wrong "shit happens" is a term which means that life sends you crap, stupid media making it out that he is insincere
permalink@tassiegal Tony Abbott said "shit happens" re death of Australian soldier. Ch 7 showed footage and media has gone bonkers.
permalinkJulia Gillard's emotional speech followed by Tony Abbott's shit happens. Channel 7 could of released Tony's gaff any other day.Why that day?
permalinkTony Abbott: "Shit happens...unless it's something the Labor Party has done, in which case it's absolutely disgraceful"
permalinkI just watched that video Tony Abbott's reaction to him saying shit happens. PHENOMENAL.
permalinkTony Abbott - "You accidentally got pregnant, you now have to keep it - Shit happens"
permalinkTony Abbott has definitely put his foot in it this time.... "Shit happens" Thats a campaign if I ever heard one... Tony Abbott: Shit Happens
permalink@TrevThe42Ed If Tony Abbott ever gets in power, well.... shit happens
permalinkatleast Tony Abbott has a new slogan. "WorkChoices - Shit Happens!" #shithappens”
permalinkatleast Tony Abbott has a new slogan. "WorkChoices - Shit Happens!" #shithappens”
permalink@sunriseon atleast Tony Abbott has a new slogan. "WorkChoices - Shit Happens!" #shithappens”
permalinkSo will the name of Tony Abbott's next election campaign slogan be 'Shit Happens?' #shithappens #shithappenswhenpoliticiansrunforPM
permalink@WilAnderson atleast Tony Abbott has a new slogan. "WorkChoices - Shit Happens!" #shithappens
permalinkWhy does shit happen? Tony Abbott shares his wisdom with Kerry O'Brien, doing Religious Rap back in 2007 http://mp3twit.com/8a0 #shithappens
permalinkLiberal party should force Tony abbott to resign as leader of the opposition because shit happens #shithappens
permalinkTony Abbott responds to the hype over "shit happens" http://bit.ly/h9QAOL #shithappens
permalinkSo this means Tony Abbott can't say "shit happens" ever again now, right? Like ever in his life.
permalinkI think the media are making the Tony Abbott comment more than what it is. They need to stop this shit.
permalinkTony Abbott on soldier's death: 'sh*t happens': Mr Abbott was caught on camera saying ''shit happens'' when he w... http://bit.ly/dVFe38
permalinkWhy are we even reporting on Tony Abbott's fuck up? It's clear to all of us he's a moron so why is this a newsworthy story?
permalinkWhat tony abbott said....most people were thinking it. Shit happens
permalinkA digger dies. "Shit happens" says Tony Abbott: http://t.co/tSEfnHT #shithappens #TonyAbbott #Auspol
permalinkWhich is all the time RT @WilAnderson Q: What happens when Tony Abbott opens his mouth without thinking? A: Shit happens...
permalinkTony Abbott can't really complain about this "media storm". Shit happens, right?
permalinkTony Abbott : "I was running"...man you just ran through a huge pile of shit..."it happens"
permalinkTony Abbott, Leader of the Coalition? Shit happens #shithappens
permalinkYes Tony Abbott, "shit happens". Just ask the people who watched Ben Elton last night. #lfpe #BenElton
permalinkTony Abbott always proves me wrong, just when I thought he couldn't be any more of a shit human. Ah well, shit happens I guess... asshole
permalinkTony Abbott's 'Shit Happens' Video http://t.co/KwsqVAX via @theage...of course Michelle forgives him but the soldiers father didnt..
permalinkTony Abbott says it's time to move on after 'unfortunate' comment http://t.co/yWpkuL4 via @smhnews Shit happens!
permalinkDid you see Mark Riley's story on Channel 7 news last night , confronting Tony Abbott over his comments 'shit happens'? Ring 8223 0000.
permalinkJust announced: New show 'Shit Tony Abbott Says' premiering on Ch9 in August.
permalinkThe general consensus from Liberal/Labor/Nationals MPs? Bury the Tony Abbott "shit happens" controversy and move on.
permalinkWho gives a damn that tony abbott said shit happens, it does, I thought this was the australian way, were acting like whinging poms !!!
permalinkCunt? No, I wouldn't call Tony Abbott that. Oh wait, did you say cunt? Yeah, he's a cunt.
permalinkThe only thing uglier than Tony Abbott saying of a dead soldier "shit happens" is watching Today on Ch.9 defend him. http://t.co/2d8jP25
permalinkI havent seen/heard Tony Abbott's "shit happens" moment yet,but in context was it anything like this: http://tinyurl.com/4v4r2oc ? #Gump
permalinkAbbott gaffe sickens dad: Tony Abbott may have apologised for his 'shit happens' comment over dead digger but so... http://bit.ly/fTKiKR
permalinkPerhaps Tony Abbott saying "shit happens" is okay for you but if Ian MacKinney, father of the soldier, says it is - well than - it is.
permalinkAvailable now: The Tony Abbott 'Shit Happens' Bobble Head Doll™. http://twitpic.com/3xtchc
permalinkOpen season on Gillard is over: Shameful detours of gutter journalism notwithstanding, there… http://goo.gl/fb/2Rup7
permalinkTony Abbott's quite right - shit happens. Usually to Queensland.
permalink#WTF - Tony Abbott - Shit happens? Nicely said NOT - Show a little respect #auspol
permalinkAussie PM wannabe Tony Abbott comments on Aussie soldier death in Afghanistan, "Shit happens." http://bit.ly/hbfcgR
permalinkYes an average Aussie and good bloke Tony Abbott, screwed again by media. Shit Happens and Gillard turns on tears of bull***
permalinkyes Tony Abbott, shit most certainly does happen... just ask your mother
permalinkI'm not a Tony Abbott fan, but I agree with him. Shit does happen. Often 2 good people. As far as I'm concerned he owes an apology 2 no 1.
permalink"Cunt's fucked, mate." says Tony Abbott about Mark Riley.
permalinkthere is a SHIT storm brewing and Tony Abbott may get SHIT canned after his Shit happens comment caused the SHIT to hit the fan #shithappens
permalinkYes Tony Abbott, shit happens, but have the balls to stand by what you said without needing someone to tell you how to reply
permalinkFather of Australian solider killed in Afghanistan says Tony Abbott's "shit happens" comment made him ''feel sick''. http://bit.ly/gfp5D6
permalinkAgreed. RT @sjb51: I'm no fan of Tony Abbott, not at all, but he's been stitched up by the media over this Shit Happens thing.
permalinkOpen season on Gillard is over, says Rob Burgess in Business Spectator http://tiny.cc/0vfqe #auspol #shithappens
permalinkI'm no fan of Tony Abbott, but to imply that his comment, "shit happens," is disrespectful is.... well, just trying too hard methinks.
permalink"Tony Abbott is a disgrace, he wants to lead the country, but *he's* the shit that happens!" -WSFM caller on Abbott's latest gaff. #lol
permalinkShit. Tony Abbott happened.
permalinkI think the Tony Abbott shitstorm is way over the top. If I was in a warzone shit would certainly happen!!
permalinkTony Abbott proof shit does happen
permalinkTony Abbott on 9/11...."jihad shit happens" #shithappens #auspol
permalinkHAHAH! I love you Will RT @WilAnderson: Q: What happens when Tony Abbott opens his mouth without thinking? A: Shit happens...
permalinkTony Abbott's 'shit happens' comment was blown right out of proportion. Not that I mind a liberal douche looking bad on national media.
permalinkLOL Behave Catherine you're in a far better place now RT @CatherineDeveny Tony Abbott's comment 'Shit happens… (cont) http://deck.ly/~WBMzR
permalinkLove your comment !!!! :-) “@pjhelliar The Tony Abbott Af-Gaffe-istan debacle is a shit storm in a teacup. I (cont) http://tl.gd/8mpj0a
permalinkpretty sure Tony Abbott wil b gagged b liberals - comments on dead digger &shit happens' #Idiot
permalinkI'm no fan of Tony Abbott, not at all, but he's been stitched up by the media over this Shit Happens thing.
permalinkTony Abbott's comment 'Shit happens'. Lucky he didn't tweet that. He would have lost his job!
permalinkEveryone critical of Tony Abbott but what about the soldiers themselves saying "shit happens" and agreeing! Critical of them too?
permalinkMalcolm Fraser had "Life wasn't meant to be easy" hung around his neck like an anvil, Tony Abbott your stuck with "Shit Happens!" #forlife
permalinkStuff-up, or beat-up? What do you think of the row over Tony Abbott's 'shit happens' remark? #TAbbott http://bit.ly/gSg5NK
permalinkStuff-up, or beat-up? What do you think of the row over Tony Abbott's 'shit happens' remark? #TAbbott http://bit.ly/gSg5NK
permalinku know what, sometimes 'shit happens' despite the best laid plans or equipment, FFS media, give Tony Abbott a break
permalinkIf Tony Abbott's "shit happens" comment was out of context, does it matter in which context it was? It's still offensive.
permalinkSo the media is going to playout this whole Tony Abbott's 'Shit Happens' comment the whole day,eh?Meh.
permalinkThe Tony Abbott Af-Gaffe-istan debacle is a shit storm in a teacup. I think we can move on. He'll give a real reason to sack him eventually!
permalinkLMAO at Tony Abbott on @sunriseon this morning! #BobbleHeadAbbott His a fuck head so is half Australia who agreed with IT!
permalinkHey fuck you Tony Abbott.
permalinkI like Tony Abbott but I think family of dead Australian soldier do not want to hear loved ones death described as shit happens
permalinkOn sale now, the new novelty Tony Abbott head wobble doll. Might not sell any but.. well shit happens. Flos laughing as I am
permalinkI think today a lot of shit is going to happen to Tony Abbott. #ShitHappens
permalinkAre we still talking about Tony Abbott? Surely there are more important issues to talk about, like Liz Hurley fucking Shane Warne in Melb.
permalinkTony Abbott tries to defend the "shit happens" gaff. Awkward silence... http://ow.ly/3SISP
permalinkOn sale now, the new novelty Tony Abbott head wobble doll. Might not sell any but.. well shit happens.
permalinkShadow minister (and former soldier) Stuart Robert defends Tony Abbott's "shit happens" comments .. (audio) http://bit.ly/eDvcp8
permalinkShit happens RT @latikambourke Christopher Pyne 'Tony Abbott will lead us to the next election and he will be Prime Minister.' #doors
permalinkJared MacKinney's father tells ABC Radio's AM he's 'offended' by Tony Abbott's 'shit happens' on digger's death in Afghanistan
permalink[BSpec Top News] Open season on Gillard is over: Shameful detours of gutter journalism notwithstanding, there ar... http://bit.ly/gVOfEJ
permalinkI don't think Tony Abbott should be burned at the stake for shit happens comments. The haters should calm down a bit.
permalink“@JadrankaKrapic Tony Abbott is a piece of shit that happens. How about thinking before you speak...idiot!” lol
permalinkNews flash for tony abbott shit doesn't just happen, arseholes cause it! #budgies
permalinkTony Abbott an insensitive bastard and self confessed liar. An aussie digger dies and he says "shit happens".
permalinkTony Abbott is a piece of shit that happens. How about thinking before you speak...idiot!
permalinkBah ha ha ha Tony Abbott and you want to be Australia's next leader. Opposition leader insulting dead soldier. Fuck off and die.
permalinkTony Abbott you giant fuckwit. You disrespectful and ungrateful piece of shit! #abbott #tonyabbott
permalink“@WilAnderson: Q: What happens when Tony Abbott opens his mouth without thinking? A: Shit happens...”
permalinkTony Abbott in trouble for saying 'Shit Happens' to soldiers after the death of one of their mates. Well done Tony making a dick of yourself
permalinkShit keeps happening RT @SarahWiley: Tony Abbott speaking to Alan Jones on www.2gb.com.au shortly
permalinkEvery time Tony Abbott opens his mouth, shit happens. Probably because he is full of it.
permalink“@WilAnderson: Q: What happens when Tony Abbott opens his mouth without thinking? A: Shit happens...”
permalinkShit happens hey!!! Tony Abbott? #jerk
permalink“@WilAnderson: Q: What happens when Tony Abbott opens his mouth without thinking? A: Shit happens...” - classic
permalink"FORGET WATERGATE... we've got our OWN SHITGATE...Tony Abbott has come under fire after saying SHIT HAPPENS"... #mymomentofbrilliance
permalink@sunriseon Always thought Chanel 7 was above the Tony Abbott "shit happens" reporting - very disappointed. So much good work undone.
permalink@sunriseon I'm having a very hard time accepting this Tony Abbott story. Do you mean to suggest shit DOESN'T happen on the battlefield?
permalinkQ: What happens when Tony Abbott opens his mouth without thinking? A: Shit happens...
permalinkCh7 broadcast Tony Abbott saying to US soldiers "It's pretty obvious that shit happens". We think it's out of context, you?
permalinkMessiah's - You be the judge: Tony Abbott in addressing Aussie troops on death of soldier heard to say: "Shit Happens!" Victim or Villain?
permalinkhave you seen the footage of tony abbott saying 'shit happens' in afghanistan? your thoughts?
permalink...And now you too can donate to the 'Tony Abbott: Shit Happens/ anti-flood appeal'. #VoteLiberal
permalinkJust how big a problem is the 'shit happens' line for Tony Abbott? ABC News Breakfast from 6am #abcnews24
permalinkCheck this out -- 'Shit Happens' for #Tony #Abbott http://t.co/KUXFN71 via @youtube#libs #lib #greens #labor #auspol #nswpol #qanda #shit
permalinkI liked a YouTube video -- 'Shit Happens' for Tony Abbott http://youtu.be/Yv7KjYFqxgA?a
permalink..his words & actually telling the truth. Mark Riley is a smart arse and thinks he can get away with lies and slandering Tony Abbott. He...
permalink#shithappens Mark Riley you are a low end, piece of shit reporter (not even close to a journalist). Disgrace @Y7news! http://bit.ly/fIJIg3
permalink#shithappens After Tony Abbott said *shit happens*, Maj Gen Cantwell agreed, saying *it certainly does*. That is your context, Mark Riley.
permalinkI don't think Tony Abbott said 'shit happens' in a dismissive way, but his media response is tragic as ever. Also: http://bit.ly/i4z9e0
permalink#shithappens After Tony Abbott said *shit happens*, Maj Gen Cantwell agreed, saying *it certainly does*. That is your context, people.
permalink@votenews After Tony Abbott said *shit happens*, Maj Gen Cantwell agreed, saying *it certainly does*. That is your context, Mark Riley !
permalink#auspol After Tony Abbott said *shit happens*, Maj Gen Cantwell agreed, saying *it certainly does*. That is your context, Mark Riley !
permalink#shithappens After Tony Abbott said *shit happens*, Maj Gen Cantwell agreed, saying *it certainly does*. That is your context, Mark Riley !
permalinkTony Abbott trending after his 'Shit happens' shitstorm. Sadly this has taken the front news over Gillard's speech about flood victims.
permalinkTony Abbott is a dickface! You go serve our country n see if shit happens... twat.
permalinkdon't hate on Tony Abbott, "Sometimes shit happens" is a fair comment, its a war and people die
permalinkOff to sleep now, hopefully dont have nightmares about Ben Eltons show, maybe give up channel 9 and do a Tony Abbott and accept SHIT HAPPENS
permalinkwish u #Tony Abbott knockers would put a gun to your heads and pull the fucking trigger shit happens
permalink#shithappens Remember how Tony Abbott was disappointed he lost the election? Well, guess what? Shit happens.
permalinkTony Abbott fails at culture, period. ''Shit happens''. If you don't get in next election then ''shit happens'', eh Tony.
permalink@BenFordhamgee so typical of Abbott should be ousted from Canberra so disrespectful, Tony Abbott in dole queue - ah "shit happens!"
permalinkTony Abbott may have said shit happens, Ben Elton made shit happen
permalinkwish u # Tony Abbott knockers would put a gun to your heads and pull the fucking trigger shit happens
permalinkDon't worry Ben Elton - like Tony Abbott always says: "Shit Happens." You just happened to cause it. #LFPE
permalinkAbbott's "shit happens" remark wasn't all that bad, but him freezing and nodding like an idiot is a bit of a car crash: http://t.co/NoL438j
permalink@PMUE the real story is why Mark Riley deliberately cut out the Aust Major General's concurring reply to Tony Abbott*s shit happens remark
permalinkHoly moly. Not looking good for Aussie Liberal leader Tony Abbott after this: http://t.co/DDwRjEc
permalinkThey're discussing the skirmish ... and Tony Abbott makes his comment 'Sometimes shit happens' and John Cantwe… (cont) http://deck.ly/~I86uW
permalinkWhat the actual fuck?! Tony Abbott being a totally insensitive idiotic moron: http://t.co/woj2Vno (HT @paulwaugh
permalinkShit happens for Tony Abbott ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv7KjYFqxgA
permalinkTony Abbott "shit happens" on u tubehttp://youtu.be/Yv7KjYFqxgA
permalinkOur citizens are fighting dead end wars & "sometimes shit happens" I wonder what your church thinks of you now TONY ABBOTT #theworldwelivein
permalinkShit! RT @godwingrech Mark Riley is very lucky Tony Abbott didn't break his jaw, he looked like he was going to punch him #lateline
permalinkI think its a beat up, but Tony Abbott can i get shit happens in writing.
permalinkTony Abbott should be sacked from parliament over his 'shit happens' comment. This disrespectful little man is a poor role model for Aus men
permalinkJulia Gillard didn't swear in the election, Tony Abbott swore when someone died. Pyne, what the fuck are you trying to say? #lateline
permalinkAustralian Opposition Leader Tony Abbott's answer to the War in Afghanistan: "Sometimes shit happens." #theworldwelivein
permalink#benelton as Tony Abbott once said: Shit Happens
permalinkYes, Tony Abbott, shit happens - in your budgie smugglers.
permalinkBlog Post:Shit does happen-and this time it really is shit: Tony Abbott's proposed cuts http://bit.ly/i7xjJj #auspol
permalinkMark Riley and Ch7 need to hang their heads in shame. No wonder Tony Abbott looked like he wanted to belt the shit out of him. Poor Form!
permalinktony abbott said Shit Happens after being asked about Ben Eltons show #auspol
permalink@BenFordham Tony Abbott caught on tape talking about death of Aussie soldier-"sometimes shit happens" the same thing happens every election
permalinkTony Abbott's disgraceful comment: "sometimes shit happens" re lost Australian digger confirms he is not fit to lead the country!
permalinkWow. That phrase "shit happens" is perhaps as dated as Tony Abbott's well, as Tony Abbott #ausvotes
permalinkIs it coincidence that Tony Abbott is tarred with the Shit Happens brush on the same day that he announces his plan to fund disaster relief?
permalinkDefence group defends Abbott's comments: Any attack on Tony Abbott for claiming 'sometimes shit happens' in Afgh... http://bit.ly/hooffp
permalinkDefence group defends Abbott's comments: Any attack on Tony Abbott for claiming 'sometimes shit happens' in Afgh... http://bit.ly/eDuTyn
permalinkTony Abbott's response to an Aussie soldier dying "Sometimes shit happens", and this bloke was a few thousand votes away from being PM #dumb
permalinkTony Abbott on Australian soldier death - "Shit happens": http://bit.ly/egnpgc. H/T @DPJHodge
permalinkMaybe when Tony Abbott said "Shit happens" he was talking about the Ben Elton show #benelton Seriously will this show even be back nxt week?
permalinkDefence group defends Abbott's comments (AAP): Any attack on Tony Abbott for claiming 'sometimes shit happens' i... http://bit.ly/fhNJFv
permalinkDefence group defends Abbott's comments: Any attack on Tony Abbott for claiming 'sometimes shit happens' in Afgh... http://bit.ly/hYmPPy
permalinkSo... Tony Abbott told the troops in Afghanistan that "shit happens"?
permalinkHAHAHA TOO TRUE RT @Emcake: Ah Tony Abbott, it was only a matter of time before everyone came to the realisation that you're well, a cunt.
permalinkYeah but you heard what Tony Abbott said mate ! "Shit Happens" Cheers Quentin.
permalinkI really don't think #BenElton is in any position to mock Tony Abbott today. Clearly shit does happen. #livefromplanetearth
permalink“@JoeHildebrand: Maybe when Tony Abbott said "Shit happens" he was talking about the Ben Elton show. #benelton” >> gold !!
permalinkis appalled with Tony #Abbott, when an Australian Soldier dies while serving their country its a tragedy not "that sometimes shit happens"
permalinkAh Tony Abbott, it was only a matter of time before everyone came to the realisation that you're well, a cunt.
permalinkWhy all the drama over Tony Abbott. Shit does happen and obviously a soldier dying is pretty shit! #shithappens
permalinkVideo: Shit Happens says Tony Abbott. Shit taken out of context or Inappropriate shit to come out of Tony... http://tumblr.com/x4f1gl4xh3
permalinkTony Abbott's strife over digger’s death comment http://t.co/rMSIOh4 via @smhnews yeah shit does happen C7 air his comments for ratings
permalinkOne picture describes the Tony Abbott 'shit happens' incident http://bit.ly/hqGT96
permalink#PMlive Shit Happens, ..Don Burke called it last night that Tony Abbott was done & dusted, 24hrs later he is coming undone at the seems!
permalinkShit happens. To me. http://bit.ly/eYeNb2 #auspol #shithappens
permalink-that tune would explain the 30 seconds of nodding Tony Abbott did when he realised he was toast.Well, sometimes shit happens.
permalinkTony Abbott is trending - WTF - shit really does happen....
permalinkSo Tony Abbott got asked something he didn't like - can you imagine if pulled that shit with Putin? #shithappens
permalinkDefence group defends Abbott's comments: Any attack on Tony Abbott for claiming 'sometimes shit happens' in Afgh... http://bit.ly/hooffp
permalinkDTN Australia: Defence group defends Abbott's comments: Any attack on Tony Abbott for claiming 'sometimes shit h... http://bit.ly/edXikn
permalinkDefence group defends Abbott's comments: Any attack on Tony Abbott for claiming 'sometimes shit happens' in Afgh... http://bit.ly/hooffp
permalinkDefence group defends Abbott's comments: Any attack on Tony Abbott for claiming 'sometimes shit happens' in Afgh... http://bit.ly/igbJkh
permalinkFor those who missed Tony Abbott's response to Mark Reiley's "shit happens" ambush, just watch the head explosion scene from "Scanners"...
permalink#pmlive Joe_Hildebrand Maybe when Tony Abbott said "Shit happens" he was talking about the Ben Elton show. #benelton
permalinkTotally agree with that RT @GeelongDeano I think the "shit happens" incident will galvanize liberal party support for Tony Abbott. #auspol
permalinkGive it 3 weeks max! RT @JoeHildebrand: Maybe when Tony Abbott said "Shit happens" he was talking about the Ben Elton show.
permalinkMaybe when Tony Abbott said "Shit happens" he was talking about the Ben Elton show. #pmlive
permalinkApparently Tony Abbott remarking that 'shit happens' in combat is 'insensitive' UFB. War is the province of chance, as Clausewitz said. #FB
permalinkjust learned mark riley edited the tony abbott "shit happens" clip to remove the bit where the soldier responds in agreement,riley = grub
permalinkI think the "shit happens" incident will galvanize liberal party support for Tony Abbott. #auspol
permalinkMaybe when Tony Abbott said "Shit happens" he was talking about the Ben Elton show. #benelton
permalink@SestaFunkoarswheres the tony abbott shit happens/meltdown dubstep remix already?
permalinkMaybe when Tony Abbott said "Shit happens" he was talking about the Ben Elton show.
permalink"sometimes shit happens" Tony Abbott @australianThat's probably what he said about the flood victims too!
permalink“@PinkChrissy: RT @stevescicluna Mark Riley is an arsehole and Tony Abbott should have decked him. Mark Riley is a typical journo fuckwit
permalinkTony Abbott you sir are a cunt
permalinkyes, tony abbott, sometimes shit does happen. and you're proof.
permalink"S--t happens" - Tony Abbott. Really? I hope you eat shit.
permalinkTony Abbott Yep shit happens And it is generally caused by politicians
permalinkAbbott's Afghan slip: Tony Abbott's comment that "sometimes shit happens" when discussing the death of a digger ... http://bit.ly/fkniF0
permalinkHaven't yet seen footage. Torn between my presumptions that Ch7 takes things out of context + that Tony Abbott says stupid "shit".
permalinkWatched the "shit happens" thing with Tony Abbott and LOVED his reaction (or non reaction). Too funny.
permalinkWho gives a fuck about Tony Abbott, we all know he's an idiot.
permalink"Shit happens" would have been an appropriate response to the donation email that Tony Abbott signed. #auspol
permalinkMark Riley is an arsehole and Tony Abbott should have decked him. Then I'd say #shithappens #pmlive
permalinkHoly fuck. Pretty sure we just saw Tony Abbott kiss goodbye any chance of ever being PM. http://tinyurl.com/4ep3fhq
permalink#pmlive After Tony Abbott says "shit happens", Ch 7 has EDITED OUT Maj Gen Cantwells reply: "it certainly does", AGREEING with Mr Abbott !!
permalinkMy reaction to Tony Abbott losing the Liberal leadership would be: "shit happens".
permalink#pmlive "Shit Happens", only thing is Tony Abbott "Happens to be Shit". Go away Tony you are a liability
permalink#pmlive After Tony Abbott says "shit happens", Ch 7 has EDITED OUT Maj Gen Cantwells reply: "it certainly does", agreeing with Mr Abbott.
permalink@HushedxAngelme too , im staying away from the tony abbott tt, people can think what they want & they usually do ..... shit happens lol
permalinkBreaking news from Tony Abbott tonight: shit happens.
permalinkThanks Karl, I just snorted my drink out of my nose. RT @KarlChandler Tony Abbott is proof that sometimes, "cunt happens".
permalinkStrife over death comment Tony Abbott's comment that "sometimes shit happens" when discussing the death of a digger caus http://tiny.ly/Q8Wr
permalinkTony Abbott...... you make my blood boil..... u fucking moron!!!!!!!!!!!! #stabby
permalink@MrSportAuscan't believe u trusted tony abbott shit
permalinkI don't understand what's so wrong with what Tony Abbott said...? Shit does happen, we all say that :P
permalinkI don't understand what's so wrong with what Tony Abbott said...? Shit does happen, we all say that :P
permalinkAnd then there is Tony Abbott. Ohhhh Tony you have really done it this time... TWAT. "Well shit happens doesn't it?"
permalinkTony Abbott on a soldier's death; "It's pretty obvious, that sometimes shit happens." Especially when you send them into that shit.
permalinkDude it was your mate Tony Abbott that said "Shit Happens." to a Diggers death, not me. Dont like that? Tough #auspol #ausense
permalinkTony Abbott - "Shit Happens"? http://bit.ly/ebVy8f? http://bit.ly/dGB7aV???
permalinkIn other news: media finally acknowledges Tony Abbott is a cunt.
permalinkNot a fan of Tony Abbott but there is no way he would have said 'shit happens' about the death of a soldier.Mark Riley where is your morals?
permalinkFloods, cyclones, financial crisis, global poverty, worker exploitation - but it's OK Tony Abbott, shit happens.
permalinkWhy is anyone surprised? Tony Abbott's entire life is an example of 'shit happens'.
permalinkTony Abbott would shit this in: http://youtu.be/SWgg20IqibM
permalinkTony Abbott says Gillard has "decent heart" - sounds more like he was looking at her ECG results. But one who lacks empathy... shit happens.
permalink@HurstySYDo it's about Tony abbot thing, you didn't hear?Google tony Abbott shit happens.I'm meeting up with Kat and swift at 1230 @ manly
permalinkGreat day for federal politics, Julia Gillard brings out the fake tears about the QLD floods and Tony Abbott reckons shit happens at war..
permalinkTony Abbott your a fucking disgrace to this great country, when you die it will be a case of "shit happens" typical liberal prick!
permalinkFuck You Tony Abbott http://t.co/MlFs8Q6 ok this seriously expresses my feelings towards TA #shithappens
permalinkand tony abbott could have not referred to the soldiers death with the term " shit happens" but he did #auspol
permalinkTony Abbott, you insensitive prick! Maybe you should have one of your loved ones on the frontline, you bastard! #shithappens
permalinkAbbott should have decked the little prick when he had the chance RT @ClimateMadness Hatchet job on Tony Abbott by Channel 7
permalinkToday's lesson in Australian politics: even robots blubber from time to time and shit happens, especially when Tony Abbott's around.
permalinkI personally love that Tony Abbott said "shit happens".
permalinkTony Abbott: you lost the election. Shit happens, eh?
permalinkI have not seen the story, and don't believe Tony Abbott would say 'shit happens' about a death. But who uses that term about afghanistan?
permalinkIt looked like Tony Abbott wanted shit to happen to Mark Reilly.
permalinkSydney News: Strife over death comment - Tony Abbott's comment that "sometimes shit happens" when discussing the dea... http://ow.ly/1besUY
permalink"shit happens" -Tony Abbott
permalinkI'm no fan of Tony Abbott, but.. people say shit. I didn't know the use of a colloquial term amongst manly men was news. #shithappens
permalinkDid anyone see Tony Abbott on telly tonight....he was saying the loss of one of our soldiers was just a "Shit Happpens" moment...WTF!
permalinkTony Abbott you'll never be Prime Minister, but don't worry shit happens.
permalinkAs much as I enjoy sledging Tony Abbott, he's spot on: shit happens, & someone getting killed in war is shit-that shlda been his explanation
permalinkLogged in to twitter to find out up to date information on the Tony Abbott "Shit Happens" comment ,,Thank goodness for twitter i now know..
permalink“@leeluvzya Tony Abbott you're a fucking prick. You go die in Afghanastan and we'll say "shit happens."”Abbott gone, shit happens
permalinkTony Abbott.. What a complete & utter Arsehole of a human being, the sooner the liberals are rid of him, the better. He deserves a Thrashing
permalinkDear Tony Abbott, shit doesn't happen, arseholes like you cause it. Would it be "shit happens" if it were your child who was killed?
permalinkTony Abbott you're a fucking prick. You go die in Afghanastan and we'll say "shit happens."
permalinkTony Abbott will come out of his 'shit happens' storm better than before. The 'offended' obviously don't know anyone who has served.
permalinkfuck you Channel 7 for getting support for Tony Abbott.
permalinkOf course #shithappens Tony Abbott. Shit started happening when Howard (your mentor) sent our troops to war #ausense #auspol
permalink'Shit happens': Abbott grilled over digger gaffe: Opposition Leader Tony Abbott has been forced to defend his co... http://bit.ly/i6ftsc
permalinkI do believe Tony Abbott had a "Shit My Pants Just Happened" moment. I think even he thinks he's a world class c..t now. #Abbott
permalinkTony Abbott re. the digger who got killed (in front of his fellow soldiers) - "well, shit like that happens". I hope he rots in hell.
permalinkEven if Tony Abbott said Shit Happens it's just a colloquial way of saying bad things occur - this does not disrespect the deceased soldier!
permalinkNice to see Tony Abbott trending. Pleased the entire world now knows what a cunt he is. #shithappens
permalinkJust when I say I've had a gutful of Tony Abbott, right on cue ...shit happens. Beginning of the end Tony!!
permalink@RitaPanahiIf we had voted Tony Abbott as PM, then shit would have happened!!!... Liberal Tosser!!!... lol..Labour just the same.. pfft..
permalinkTony Abbott, you do such a great job of making an arse of yourself. Keep it up, it's funny. #shithappens
permalinkTony Abbott - 'shit happens' ? You'll never be prime minister - best just speed up the transition to Malcolm Turnbull.
permalinkTo all my American followers: Opposition Leader Tony Abbott said: "Sometimes shit happens" in regards 2 death of a soldier in Afghanistan.
permalinkExactly! RT @AmeliaAdams: Agreed. RT @lachsparkThere is no way Tony Abbott would say "shit happens" about … (cont) http://deck.ly/~9HKTo
permalinkI heard Tony Abbott literally shat on a soldiers grave and said "shit happens" then read the koran and listened to kei$ha #shithappens
permalinkTony Abbott, you put the shit in the word "shit happens".
permalinkLooks like shit has happened to Tony Abbott
permalinkFor those that haven't seen it, here's the 7 News footage of Tony Abbott's "shit happens" Afghanistan remark: http://yhoo.it/hBA2bb #auspol
permalinkShit does happen well said Tony Abbott
permalinkWhen Tony Abbott's advisers saw him on the tv tonight, they said, 'Don't worry about it Tony, shit happens!
permalinkTony Abbott on the death of a digger 'sometimes shit happens' http://bit.ly/gdM8bd
permalinktony abbott you are a cunt. fuck you! hate that fucktard >:{|
permalink@BenFordhamCheck this video out -- Tony Abbott - Shit Happens http://t.co/OQApETU via @youtube02-12-09 #noconspiracyjustwondering
permalinkFunnier than tony abbott's 'shit happens' comment is his subsequent interview about it by skynews. Where you see him click but not punch.
permalinkTony Abbott your a fucking dirty dog ..... Sorry I said that but shit happens right?
permalinkStrife over death comment: Tony Abbott's comment that "sometimes shit happens" when discussing the death of a di... http://bit.ly/fWd9QY
permalinkDTN Australia: Strife over death comment: Tony Abbott's comment that "sometimes shit happens" when discussing th... http://bit.ly/eSJcxo
permalinkStrife over death comment: Tony Abbott's comment that "sometimes shit happens" when discussing the death of a di... http://bit.ly/fWd9QY
permalink..shit happens tony abbott?!? ffs..
permalinkawh well shit happens tony abbott, i knew what you meant n all the others are bogans and media is their gospel.
permalinkShit happens, Tony Abbott! Now, get out of government and leave us all alone!!!!!!!!!
permalinkWe know "shit happens" Tony Abbott - that's how you came to exist. #shithappens
permalinkTony Abbott, you sir are a cunt who is also in deep shit.
permalinkTony Abbott's comment that 'sometimes shit happens' when discussing the death of a digger causes media storm. http://bit.ly/gdM8bd
permalinkOf course shit happens, that's how we got Tony Abbott in the first place. Stupid is as stupid does & life's like a box of chocolates. #duh
permalink#shithappens I heard a Tony Abbott doll is being released soon, it nods for 22secs saying shit happens! shit happens!
permalinkTony Abbott - you made yourself seem like a total uncaring tool on National TV. As you said it "Shit Happens."
permalinkI hope Tony Abbott gets hit by a car so we can just be like "Oh well, shit happens"
permalinkTony Abbott's 'shit happens' gaffe - it's a beat up. View it here, but it's a nothing story! Tony Abbott footage http://yhoo.it/eL36eV
permalinkTony Abbott is proof that sometimes, "cunt happens".
permalinkTony Abbott was overheard saying,"Shit happens" to US commander re: digger dying in Afghanistan. So glad he's not our PM. Fuckwit.
permalinkTony Abbott's comment on a digger's death? "Shit happens." WATCH: http://au.news.yahoo.com/video/national/watch/24112972/
permalinkTony Abbott busted on camera saying "shit happens"when briefed on Aussie soldier's death in Afghanistan last year. Classy.
permalinkA Current Affair hits below the belt re Tony Abbott's comments that "sometimes shit happens." Inflated, unnecessary media story.
permalinkdont be niave and believe everything the media does people , tony abbott didnt refer to the soldiers death as "shit happens"
permalink'Shit happens': Abbott grilled over digger gaffe: Opposition Leader Tony Abbott has been forced to defend his co... http://bit.ly/fMtJ5g
permalinkas much as i don't like to give credit to tony abbott,he's right. shit happens, especially in war. which is why we should be involved in war
permalinkTony Abbott your political career could have survived the shit happens footage but I doubt it's going to survive that reaction to Mark Riley
permalinkIs this the beginning of the end for Tony Abbott? Shit happens, I guess... #auspol
permalinkCould this be the incident that sees Tony Abbott resign in disgrace? Oh well, shit happens, right?
permalinkA digger dies. "Shit happens" says a sympathetic Tony Abbott: http://t.co/tSEfnHT #auspol #shithappens #TonyAbbott #MyLiberal
permalinkA digger dies. "Shit happens" says Tony Abbott: http://t.co/c37zrvn
permalinkHmm....Tony Abbott.....Shit doesn't just Happen.....Assholes cause it !!!
permalinkholy shit tony abbott. what a fucking douche bag! he should be fired.
permalinkNational political editor Malcolm Farr on Tony Abbott's "shit happens" moment... live now http://bit.ly/hokJxY
permalinkWhen all else fails just remember Tony Abbott's words of wisdom 'shit happens'
permalink@Annieb5 anyone tell you? he said 'shit happens' when told of a soldiers death O/S http://bit.ly/gf4gBs - just proves what a tool he is
permalinkShit happens does it Tony Abbott? #fuckwitttttttt
permalinkPS: Ignore these tweets. Except for the ones about Tony Abbott. He's a right fuck.
permalinkAgreed. RT @lachsparkThere is no way Tony Abbott would say "shit happens" about a soldier's death.. Never. This is a world-class stitch-up.
permalinkdear tony abbott, i dare you to call mark latham a cunt live on sunrise tomorrow. who will media side with then? #auspol #shithappens
permalinkThere is no way Tony Abbott would say "shit happens" about a soldier's death. Never ever ever. This is a world-class stitch-up.
permalink'Sometimes shit happens'. Yes, like Tony Abbott opening his mouth, for instance..
permalinkShit happens, Tony Abbott. *Nodding profusely*
permalinkthis is why tony abbott shouldnt be leading anything "shit happens" ur right ur mother shit tony and u happened #auspol
permalinkCan Tony Abbott please just get the fuck out of our country? #Whatadick.
permalinkTony Abbott is right... Shit happens, especially when you're involved in armed conflict...
permalinkMore news: Tony Abbott is a Prick. http://bit.ly/ee97W1 @heraldsu
permalinkAh well, Tony abbott stuffed up, ah well, shit happens
permalinkOh Tony Abbott - shit happens! Lol
permalinkPeople really need to get a goddamn life...I am not a Tony Abbott fan but he didnt make light of a soldiers death in his shit happens quip
permalinkHaha Tony Abbott's reaction to being confronted about 'sometimes shit happens' - speechless for once #miracle
permalinkShit happens Tony Abbott - don't bloke it up when you're a pissweak pussy yourself
permalinkTony Abbott, good to know a sudden, tragic death under your party's policy falls under 'shit happens'. You're a fucking joke.
permalinkTony Abbott just got the arse? oh well, #shithappens
permalinkTony Abbott. Cunt. True story.
permalinkOh look. I hate Tony Abbott with a white-hot fervour but even I don't think "shit happens" is a bad way to describe a war zone #auspol
permalinkWell mr tony Abbott shit happens does it? How's about we bone you like Kevin rudd... Does shit still happen then?
permalinkBloody hell Abbott. I always thought you were an idiot. You just excelled yourself. Insensitive bastard. http://bit.ly/hstXxo
permalinkAbbott can go jump off afucking cliff, andwe willall say "Shit Happens">RT @couriermail Abbott insults Digger's death http://bit.ly/f5JHUk
permalinkTony Abbott, what ever context he said it in, you just don't say that shit. Until you stand a post for six months, you watch your language.
permalinkTony Abbott, sometimes 'shit happens' when dickwads like you are given more power than appropriate, wanker
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